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Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
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hehe, this was voted as best joke of all time in some research a few years ago
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whomp! there it is
http://en.wikipedia.org/w...niest_joke
http://www.cnet.com/news/...the-world/ [Edited 10/3/14 0:01am] Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy! | |
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Hahaha so stupid... | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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omg!! Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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The kids are taking a test, so I jumped on here...
I almost laughed out loud!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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