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1ST GRADERS A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the sentence.
It's hard to beleive these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may suprise you. While reading these, keep in mind that these are real and done by first graders...6 year-olds. The last one is a classic! Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader. Strike while the... bug is close. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving time. Never underestimate the power of... termites. You can lead a horse to water but... how? Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a ... Mr. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax Where there's smoke there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed. There are none so blind as ... Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded. When the blind leadith the blind... get out of the way. And my favorite: Better late than... pregnant!!! | |
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  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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althom said: And my favorite: Better late than... pregnant!!!  That is too funny coming from 1st graders! | |
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althom said: Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader. Strike while the... bug is close. An idle mind is... the best way to relax A penny saved is... not much. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded. When the blind leadith the blind... get out of the way. My favorites! Classic! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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althom said: Better late than... pregnant!!! I can tell you're not gay, since you don't seem to know you just stole a Golden Girls joke.  | |
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Aerogram said: althom said: Better late than... pregnant!!! I can tell you're not gay, since you don't seem to know you just stole a Golden Girls joke. Really! Some one sent this list to me...THAT GAY BASTARD!  | |
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althom said: A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the sentence.
It's hard to beleive these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may suprise you. While reading these, keep in mind that these are real and done by first graders...6 year-olds. The last one is a classic! Better to be safe than... punch a 5th grader. Strike while the... bug is close. It's always darkest before... Daylight Saving time. Never underestimate the power of... termites. You can lead a horse to water but... how? Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty. No news is... impossible. A miss is as good as a ... Mr. If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning. Love all, trust... me. The pen is mightier than the... pigs. An idle mind is... the best way to relax Where there's smoke there's... pollution. Happy the bride who... gets all the presents. A penny saved is... not much. Two's company, three's... the Musketeers. Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed. There are none so blind as ... Stevie Wonder. Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded. When the blind leadith the blind... get out of the way. And my favorite: Better late than... pregnant!!! Kids are so damn cute..the best thing in the world...but sometimes those little fuckers get on my nerves. "Climb in my fur." | |
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Love all, trust... me.
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rdhull said: Kids are so damn cute..the best thing in the world...but sometimes those little fuckers get on my nerves. Uuuummm...something tells me you don't have kids. | |
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That doesn't sound like the sort of answers American 6 year olds would give. 
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this was written by some loser with more time than brains. i got this email years ago as bloody spam | |
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justanotherasshole said: fake
this was written by some loser with more time than brains. i got this email years ago as bloody spam Right. These are answers American adults would give.
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althom said: rdhull said: Kids are so damn cute..the best thing in the world...but sometimes those little fuckers get on my nerves. Uuuummm...something tells me you don't have kids. Hold on, I agree with him and I have kids.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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