ZOMG, what am I going to do? I'm damn sure not spending an extra $71.99 plus fees to go see some fake parlor act. Ugh, I can't stand that show. What a crock.

But my wife LOVES it. "She's not a psychic - she's a medium". WTF is the difference? They're both fake!

I guess I have to send her alone, or maybe her mother will go with her, or maybe some other gullible friend. But not me.

All I can think of now are these two jokes:

1. Did you hear about the midget fortune-teller that broke out of jail? The newspaper headline was "Small Medium At Large".

2. Did you hear about the dwarf that was banging some guy's wife, and the husband came home? The dwarf tried to hide in the freezer but froze to death, while still in an aroused state. The newspaper headling was "Found In Freezer - Frigid Midget With A Rigid Digit".

I watch this show and she is so bang on. Would love to have a reading.

https://carmeljoybaird.com/moms-a-medium/

Oh, quit yer whining and take your old lady to the show!





BTW: a "medium" connects with the dead.

A psychic can tell your future & stuff like that.

PurpleJedi said:

Oh, quit yer whining and take your old lady to the show!





BTW: a "medium" connects with the dead.

A psychic can tell your future & stuff like that.

I am not going and you can't make me!!!!

A medium is a fake.

A psychic is a fake.

I know this because I went to see a psychic once and everything she said would happen never did. And this was a psychic at a high-class joint called Magic Island. If Magic Island couldn't come up with a real psychic, no one can!

One Is THe Lonelist Number

Look empty-nester, you will be crying that tune if this is how you're going to start out.

TD3 said:

One Is THe Lonelist Number

Look empty-nester, you will be crying that tune if this is how you're going to start out.

Ouch! Dang! Crud! You're probably right!

RodeoSchro said:

PurpleJedi said:

Oh, quit yer whining and take your old lady to the show!





BTW: a "medium" connects with the dead.

A psychic can tell your future & stuff like that.

I am not going and you can't make me!!!!

A medium is a fake.

A psychic is a fake.

I know this because I went to see a psychic once and everything she said would happen never did. And this was a psychic at a high-class joint called Magic Island. If Magic Island couldn't come up with a real psychic, no one can!

that's not the same as seeing the long island medium. totally different latitude and longitude. don't you think you might want to escort your wife after all? couldn't it be fun? what if you're all walking around with ghosts trailing off you? don't you want to know?

500 for private reading?

XxAxX said:

RodeoSchro said:

I am not going and you can't make me!!!!

A medium is a fake.

A psychic is a fake.

I know this because I went to see a psychic once and everything she said would happen never did. And this was a psychic at a high-class joint called Magic Island. If Magic Island couldn't come up with a real psychic, no one can!

that's not the same as seeing the long island medium. totally different latitude and longitude. don't you think you might want to escort your wife after all? couldn't it be fun? what if you're all walking around with ghosts trailing off you? don't you want to know?

But it was Magic Island. Ok, OK - it wasn't really an island. Or on an island. But it had MAGIC in the name, so you know it was on the up-and-up.

And I was a charter member, so I had that going for me, which is nice.

Magic Island was actually freaking AWESOME. I got hypnotized for the first time (and second time) there. I saw lots and lots of great acts.

One of my favorites was a juggler/comedian named Danny Rosen. He was doing a juggling trick when one of his bowling pins hit the ceiling and fell. He looked at it, then looked at the audience, and said "This would NEVER happen at JUGGLER'S Island".

OMG I laughed so hard at that.

luvsexy4all said:

500 for private reading?

With this? No freaking way!

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RodeoSchro said:

luvsexy4all said:

500 for private reading?

With this? No freaking way!

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I thought she was under criminal investigation and is facing fraud charges from federal prosecutors?

She's working while she still can I guess.

Oh, you don't have to go to support "alleged"criminals.

RodeoSchro said:

maybe her mother will go with her,

this sounds like a plan

Spending $71.99 on a medium? Why not just burn your money? It's the same thing.

$72 for a Medium! dang how much for a large?

OnlyNDaUsa said:

$72 for a Medium! dang how much for a large?

what else to say than "omg"!

OnlyNDaUsa said:

$72 for a Medium! dang how much for a large?

Good one!

I am buying two tickets, My only hope is to get my mother-in-law hooked on this fraud within the next six weeks, so she will go in my place.

Pray for me.

Not a pyschic, nor do I play one on tv BUT...I predict you'll be there!

RodeoSchro said:

I am buying two tickets, My only hope is to get my mother-in-law hooked on this fraud within the next six weeks, so she will go in my place.

Pray for me.

You could always go to a Botanica and buy a potion or something to ENSURE that your mother-in-law goes in your place.

I want to go to see a long island iced tea

or 2

I started watching the show last season cuz everybody was talking about her. Teresa's personality is off the charts. She's your Wife, Mother, Sister, Daughter & Best friend. I've learned that Reality-TV has trickery/fakery fused into the show. Teresa appears to be on target with her "cold readings" but we don't know what's going on behind the scenes before she reads those "chosen guests"....I fell in Love with ther Personality. She's a very special Lady and I would go see her just to laugh at whatever comes out of her mouth...She deserves to have her own show because her Personality draws you in...

^^^^ yeah. And she happens to go to a hat shop with a full camera crew and happens to get a spontaneous reading! Right!


Granted I think all those shows are hoaxes (ghosts, Bigfoot, mediums, magi, and even cake shows too!) so I am overly and openly jaded and totally cynical!

ZombieKitten said:

I want to go to see a long island iced tea

or 2

Went to TGI Friday's for Happy Hour last week & had me one!

RodeoSchro said:

I am buying two tickets, My only hope is to get my mother-in-law hooked on this fraud within the next six weeks, so she will go in my place.

Pray for me.

my spirit guides tell me you will make the journey with your wife. have fun!