Thread started 07/26/14 1:34pmjackson35 |
john shaft vs james bond who would win in a han to hand combat |
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Reply #3 posted 07/26/14 9:59pm
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Bond is a spy. Shaft is a cop. I would say Bond
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Reply #4 posted 07/26/14 11:24pm
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shaft took on a the mob and train africans who were straight killers, i think shaft would give bond a hard time. you saw daniel craig had a hard time with the african assasin until his girl step in. |
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Reply #5 posted 07/26/14 11:54pm
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With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids? ![hmmm](/i/s/icon_hmm2.gif)
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Reply #6 posted 07/27/14 9:41am
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HuMpThAnG said:
With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids? ![hmmm](/i/s/icon_hmm2.gif)
If the next movie dealt with that, it would be refreshing. ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif) |
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Reply #7 posted 07/27/14 10:40am
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HuMpThAnG said:
With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids? ![hmmm](/i/s/icon_hmm2.gif)
Well he loves them and leaves them. If he has an STD, he aint talking. |
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Reply #8 posted 07/27/14 10:41am
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Bonds gadgets are almost as good as mine.
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Reply #9 posted 07/27/14 11:14am
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Which Bond? I don't see Moore or Pierce getting themselves dirty in a fight. Connery and Craig sure. STD know better than to fuck with Bond. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Reply #10 posted 07/27/14 11:43am
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lazycrockett said:
Which Bond? I don't see Moore or Pierce getting themselves dirty in a fight. Connery and Craig sure. STD know better than to fuck with Bond.
Don't forget Lazenby and Dalton (Dalton should have done a third movie because there was a 6 year break until Pierce did Bond). Hey don't count out Moore. He fights like Jackie Chan, he will grab stuff around him, kick you off a mountain. It may not be pretty, but it works. Hey he fought Jaws
![](http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/j/james-bond-vs-jaws.jpg)
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Reply #11 posted 07/27/14 2:27pm
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HuMpThAnG said:
With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids? ![hmmm](/i/s/icon_hmm2.gif)
![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
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Reply #12 posted 07/27/14 2:42pm
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kpowers said:
HuMpThAnG said:
With all of those chicks Bond has been with, how come he never caught a std or had any kids? ![hmmm](/i/s/icon_hmm2.gif)
Well he loves them and leaves them. If he has an STD, he aint talking.
Well, he never had time to put on a condom ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif) |
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Reply #13 posted 07/27/14 5:42pm
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HuMpThAnG said:
kpowers said:
Well he loves them and leaves them. If he has an STD, he aint talking.
Well, he never had time to put on a condom ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets
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Reply #14 posted 07/27/14 7:35pm
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MoBettaBliss said:
HuMpThAnG said:
Well, he never had time to put on a condom ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets
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Reply #15 posted 07/28/14 3:50am
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folks, don't underestimate Shaft
the Fleming version of Bond was kind of average in fistfights and got captured tons of times because of it; other than Craig and 62-64 Connery (maybe even 95-97 Brosnan), Shaft would kill Bond's ass |
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Reply #17 posted 07/28/14 3:34pm
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kpowers said:
lazycrockett said:
Which Bond? I don't see Moore or Pierce getting themselves dirty in a fight. Connery and Craig sure. STD know better than to fuck with Bond.
Don't forget Lazenby and Dalton (Dalton should have done a third movie because there was a 6 year break until Pierce did Bond). Hey don't count out Moore. He fights like Jackie Chan, he will grab stuff around him, kick you off a mountain. It may not be pretty, but it works. Hey he fought Jaws
![](http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/j/james-bond-vs-jaws.jpg)
[Edited 7/27/14 11:50am]
![nod](/i/s/icon_nod.gif)
And lets not forget that it was Roger Moore's Bond that went throught the blaxploitation experience in Live And Let Die. Because of that alone, I think Bond would give Shaft a hard fought battle. [Edited 7/28/14 15:40pm] |
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Reply #18 posted 07/31/14 5:55pm
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MoBettaBliss said:
HuMpThAnG said:
Well, he never had time to put on a condom ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets
You know that shit isn't too far fetched either!
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Reply #19 posted 08/01/14 5:53pm
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missfee said:
MoBettaBliss said:
it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets
You know that shit isn't too far fetched either!
![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
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Reply #20 posted 08/01/14 6:42pm
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MoBettaBliss said:
HuMpThAnG said:
Well, he never had time to put on a condom ![lol](/i/s/icon_lol.gif)
it's automatic... as soon as his dick goes hard it's covered in a protective membrane... gotta love those spy gadgets
Thats pretty much how the Bat-Condom works
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Reply #21 posted 08/01/14 10:19pm
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Bond. But shaft has the better music score. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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Reply #22 posted 08/02/14 12:51am
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kewlschool said:
Bond. But shaft has the better music score.
Gonna go with Bond with the better music score
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