I'm incredibly religious about this! when someone takes a dump... then doesn't shower or use wipes. It grosses me out! especially if they sit on my couch or something

NEWS FLASH YO: Toilet Paper does NOT clean your ass completely! you still got shit up in that hole! toilet paper is dry as hell and does not clean you properly.

Since i workout a lot and drink a lot of protein shakes. I have to go number 2 usually twice a day (sometimes 3 times) And i make sure i'm at home! so i can shower right after. Or at the gym... so i can shower at the gym. Thinking of someone like in a taco bell stall... or McDaonlds. Taking a shit, wiping with that cheap toilet paper, and then walking and sitting on those seats. Is just

You filthy fucks keep cleaning yourself with dry paper that does a shit job and I'm left here wondering what the hell is wrong with everyone.

Toilet paper is gross. It does not clean well, it does not feel good, and it's

Even if you shower after you poop, you'll still have shit up your ass, it's not easy to clean that up, it's what shit signed up for, to be a pain in the ass, literally.

Shawy89 said:

Even if you shower after you poop, you'll still have shit up your ass, it's not easy to clean that up, it's what shit signed up for, to be a pain in the ass, literally.

You can at least get a lot of it in the shower. That way it's not just creeping in your hole plus toilet paper just never feels that good when wiping. Wipes i can udnerstand... but toilet paper? i just never got the use of it.

It's dry, it can cut you, it doesn't clean well, and it can get stuck in your ass. And if you have a hairy ass... and toilet paper gets stuck up there... ouch.

Best solution is diarrhea

You should win an award for this thread. Its like wonderful! No TRULY POETRY!!!

Well anyways. to answer your question.

I don't poop. But rather my feces is converted in negative vibes that is expelled out of my third eye.

All of this occurs while im walking around town looking for the rest of the sailor scouts.

Only 18 more pages to go!

The idea of just wiping with t.p. after shitting is gross.

I'm with you, OP. Here's to squeaky clean assholes.

Thus the invention of the flush-able clean wipes.

ScarletScandal said:

Only 18 more pages to go!

This is just a brief side story arch. This is like Cassie falling in with the shadow ranger. Your fucking thread was like mulder Trying to find his sister... it just can't be compared boo foo.

mynameisnotsusan said:

Go to Japan. Their squirt your hole after you crap toilets are awesome!

I got some Japanese in me and i read about this. Asians are pretty good about keepng dat ass clean. I would know

AborshaClinique said:

You should win an award for this thread. Its like wonderful! No TRULY POETRY!!!

Well anyways. to answer your question.

I don't poop. But rather my feces is converted in negative vibes that is expelled out of my third eye.

All of this occurs while im walking around town looking for the rest of the sailor scouts.

does your eye stink though?

MelinaB said:

The idea of just wiping with t.p. after shitting is gross.

I'm with you, OP. Here's to squeaky clean assholes.

YES QUOTED FOR TRUTH

Gunsnhalen said:

I don't want to take a shower 4 times a day so fuck that.

Think about the planet you...you...American!

Anyway I ALWAYS use the bidet after toilet paper

just poop in the shower... more effective time management

Green Stool today.I never had that.

iaminparties said:

Green Stool today.I never had that.

The other day I had the runs. And after lrelieving myself on the toilet I realized to my horror that half of it was spread out across the bathroom floor!

mynameisnotsusan said:

Go to Japan. Their squirt your hole after you crap toilets are awesome!

If it's Bidet you're talking about it's orginiated from Europe actually =) It's now very common in a lot of developed cities in Asia.

IheartCali said:

mynameisnotsusan said:

IheartCali said:

If it's Bidet you're talking about it's orginiated from Europe actually =) It's now very common in a lot of developed cities in Asia.

A bidet is a whole separate seat/bowl though, right? In Japan it's a part of their (heated) toilet seat. You press a button on the side, I think a little arm/nozzle comes out and lines you up and hey presto! But yes I guess the bidet was around way before these were.

Yes I think what we use is the modern version of Bidet. It's electronic and the seat is heated like you said, and we can control the water temperature, water pressure, and the location loll. Japanese people still call this Bidet (with Japanese pronunciation hehe) My grandmother loves it, it's very gentle and beneficial especially for women =D

sometimes I need to!

Man, I am NEVER stepping foot in your shower!

Prince showers after he pees and poops.

RodeoSchro said:

Man, I am NEVER stepping foot in your shower!

me? was there a chance before? I can buy a new shower!

but really the daily filth is just as bad in terms over time.

RodeoSchro said:

Man, I am NEVER stepping foot in your shower!

Oh please i wipe with wet wipes before i enter. I just make sure it's cleanly and happy on the inside. And i clean my shower every week i've had many people compliment how clean my bathroom is.