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A Guy Goes To The Supermarket And Notices A Beautiful Woman Waving At Him And Saying Hello He's rather taken aback because he cant even place where he knows her from
but, because she is so beautiful, he goes over and asks ' Do you know me?'
The woman replies 'I think you are the father of one of my kids'
Startled, the man's mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and asks "Oh my God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching and cheering, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
The woman looks into his eyes and calmly replies "No I'm your son's math teacher" [Edited 7/18/14 8:29am] | |
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It needs work  | |
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Awkward...
Happy Friday!!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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How did the celery get wet???? mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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" I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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| wet celery? | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I hate it when a teacher uses the expresion " my kids " to talk about his/her students, I fuckin' hate it, to the point of verbal confrontation [Edited 7/18/14 8:54am]  | |
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"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?" | |
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my kids? no, they're not yours | |
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moderatorJoeTyler said:
my kids? no, they're not yours I feel ya. One of my friends had a habit of calling my mom, 'mom'. I was like waaaait up bruh. U have a mom...a perfectly fine one and this is MY mom. I didn't care that my mother didn't mind. I see why teachers do it. Its a practical point of refrence for their position at work and interactions with other teachers and children she doesn't teach. If I was a teacher I would do it, and if I was a parent, I see myself taking a slight exception to it as well. [Edited 7/19/14 9:43am] | |
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When a teacher uses the term "my kids" it indicates some level of personal attachment, and as a parent, that is VERY much appreciated. As opposed to the grumpy old bat who can't be bothered (and has tenure so can't be fired) and refers to them as "THE kids" or "THE class".By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: When a teacher uses the term "my kids" it indicates some level of personal attachment, and as a parent, that is VERY much appreciated. As opposed to the grumpy old bat who can't be bothered (and has tenure so can't be fired) and refers to them as "THE kids" or "THE class". That perception makes sense as well, along with others. | |
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PurpleJedi said: When a teacher uses the term "my kids" it indicates some level of personal attachment, and as a parent, that is VERY much appreciated. As opposed to the grumpy old bat who can't be bothered (and has tenure so can't be fired) and refers to them as "THE kids" or "THE class".  | |
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