pick a creature

for me, it's a narwhal




they're a type of whale.... but see that tusk thing?... it's actually a tooth.... screw that... i've seen some people with an overbite but that's outta control.... having a giant tooth sticking out the front of my head would be inconvenient, to say the least

poor narwhals

barnacle. all those boats floating and bumping around into me.

blade of grass. everyone stepping all over me

Tree.

Sure, you'd stand the chance of being beautiful and majestic one day, but... perhaps not.

And over the course of possibly hundreds of years, you'd need to endure all sorts of terrible things by way of the elements, animals, humans -- and all that with no recourse, because you'd be immobile.

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mammoth. all extinct and frozen up in a giant block of ice at the south pole

unicorn. even when they see you with their own eyeballs, people never believe you're real. always be trying to tug off your horn, see if it's fake

gerbil, up someone's arse.

ripped-off-shell live shrimp sushi, about to be served to someone in tokyo

Shawy89

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yeah, i know you thinkin BEST JOB IN THE WORLD!!!

you may get all the pussy you can handle.

but at some point, you gonna get tired and fall off

Blobfish...

purplethunder3121 said:

Blobfish...

I thought it was Ziggy

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kpowers said:

purplethunder3121 said:

Blobfish...

I thought it was Ziggy

[Edited 7/12/14 12:40pm]

Never mind. That might be a bad example. But I meant lollypop.

wildgoldenhoney said:

purplethunder3121 said:

oh shit WTF IS THAT!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIREEEE!

ThisOne said:

I would hate to b a slut

nah, they rock

JoeTyler said:

ThisOne said:

JoeTyler said:

nah, they rock

Really? In what way? I think worms rock but I can't see how slugs could..., especially when they eat my strawberries

read again

JoeTyler said:

ThisOne said:

JoeTyler said:

read again

Omg I meant to type slug!!!!!! S L U G !!!! Omg!!!!! That was a typo !!! .

He got you... you did say SLUG.

i'm debatin,

is worse to be the ejected tapeworm

Or, the muthafukkka wit it

I feel sorry for people that don't know how to block images.





Zombie, eww brains.











It would also suck to be a lean, mean farting machine

wildgoldenhoney said: