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So This Guy Works At A Pickle Factory And one day when he comes home from work,
his wife can immediately tell something is wrong.
"What's the matter?" she asks.
"Well," says the husband, "Lately, at work, I've been having bad thoughts... really bad. I feel compelled to stick my penis in the pickle slicer."
"That's horrible!" shouts his wife, "What's wrong with you?! You need therapy!" "You might be right," says the husband.
So, he starts going to therapy, and things seem to be going well for while. But, then one day he comes home from work and his wife can see on his face that he's been crying.
"No!" she cries, "Tell me you didn't do it!"
"I sorry, honey" her husband sobs, "I couldn't help myself. I did it. I stuck my penis in the pickle slicer!"
"So, what happened?!" asks his wife.
"Well, I got fired." says the husband.
"No!" his wife yells, "What happened with the pickle slicer?!"
"Oh," says her husband, "Well, she got fired too." | |
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Awesome. | |
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Happy Friday!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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That poor front banana is getting no enjoyment at all. | |
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FRIDAYYYYYYYYY i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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so "pickle slicer" is a slang for vagina? | |
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The girl is the pickle slicer. | |
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I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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So his marriage is in a pickle mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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wildgoldenhoney said:
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Wait, is the the opposite thread? | |
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wildgoldenhoney said:
Wait, is the the opposite thread? No mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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