After some basic training, he is sent out to the floor to help customers.

A few hours later, his boss checks on him.

"How's it going so far?"

"Fine, I've been pretty busy."

"How many sales have you made?"

"One, so far."

"Just one sale, and you think that's busy?

You're going to have to pick up the pace."

"Well, not to brag, but it was a pretty big sale."

"What did you sell?"

Let's see... six fishing rods, six reels, fishing line, two tackle boxes,

a bunch of lures, spinners, hooks, sinkers, leaders, and so on.

A couple of coolers, some beer and soda and snacks and ice.

Life vests, hats, landing nets, a filet knife.

And a fishing boat, and a motor, and a trailer, and a trolling motor, and batteries and a charger, and a pickup truck with a trailer hitch.

Sunscreen, maps, fishing license, depthfinder, GPS, it added up pretty quick.

Oh, and a box of tampons."

"Tampons?"

"Yeah, the guy came in and asked where to find them.

I told him, 'Your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"