In his skin

I want my weekly Friday joke

hopefully, swimming and fucking

UNTIL FUNK SHOWS UP (and i hope he's well)

Marijuana One Liners

Call me Spiderman, because I'm in love with Mary Jane.

Sex, drugs, rock & roll; speed, weed, & birth control.

Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high!

Weed doesn't make you cool, it makes you high.

How much weed would a woodchuck smoke if a woodchuck could smoke weed?

Freedom doesn't exist if nature is illegal.

Always take your driver’s license picture STONED, so when you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.

God is perfect. Man is not. Man made liquor. God made pot.

What if Instagram instantly gave you a gram?

If someone could convince Justin Bieber to drive Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan off of a cliff, we could kill two birds with one stoner.

Girls that smoke weed are just so much more chill.

I'm not religious, but I worship Mary Jane.

Dig a little hole, plant a little seed, wait a little while, smoke a little weed I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow these trees down.

Don't get high......Stay high!

If she can roll, wife that bitch.

UNDER the influence, but ABOVE the ignorance.

Got busted with weed once and the cop asked me to give up my source. I said "Mother Earth."

I'm not addicted to weed, but I smoke it like I am.

Gas prices may be high, but I am definitely higher.

I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.......

Girls that smoke cigarettes. Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.

Sometimes I smell weed and can't tell if someone is smoking near me, or if its just my clothes. You might regret what you do, but you will regret what you dont smoke much more.

Good weed and good music. Total relaxation.

do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

I stay high cause I like the view.

Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed.

Purple haze got me in a daze. Girls that look like barbie, but smoke like marley It's not peer pressure, it's just your turn.

These days I don't know what's higher...my phone bills, food prices, gas, or me.

Marijuana, cant we all just get a bong?

You cant buy happiness, but you can buy weed and that's pretty fucking close.

The only weed problem I have, is when I don't have any weed, and that's a big problem. Apparently weed is considered a gateway drug. That explains how I got to Narnia.

All you fuckers that don't get high, shut the fuck up and give it a try.

Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that smoke marijuana, and those that need to. Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned. Febreeze...Because your house stinks of weed and your parents will be home any minute.

Rolling joints is like riding a bike. Once you learn, you will never forget.

If you don't like the smell of weed, you won't like the smell of me.

Dating used to be a dinner and a movie, now it's dick & dank.

I experimented with marijuana in high school, but I pretty much have the technique perfected at this point.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/d...jokes.html

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, I'M HERE ALL WEEK. TRY THE VEAL

IF YOU HIGH IT WON'T MAKE A DIFERENCE WHUT IT TASTE LIKE!!!

[Edited 6/27/14 8:26am]

God is perfect. Man is not. Man made liquor. God made pot.

I'm not religious, but I worship Mary Jane.

UNDER the influence, but ABOVE the ignorance.

Sometimes I smell weed and can't tell if someone is smoking near me, or if its just my clothes.

Good weed and good music. Total relaxation.

The only weed problem I have, is when I don't have any weed, and that's a big problem

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that smoke marijuana, and those that need to.
Febreeze...Because your house stinks of weed

If you don't like the smell of weed, you won't like the smell of me.

KingBAD said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/408673

NinaB said:

God is perfect. Man is not. Man made liquor. God made pot.

I'm not religious, but I worship Mary Jane.

UNDER the influence, but ABOVE the ignorance.

Sometimes I smell weed and can't tell if someone is smoking near me, or if its just my clothes.

Good weed and good music. Total relaxation.

The only weed problem I have, is when I don't have any weed, and that's a big problem

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that smoke marijuana, and those that need to. Febreeze...Because your house stinks of weed

If you don't like the smell of weed, you won't like the smell of me.

[Edited 6/27/14 11:48am]

among my choices of the best ones too

NinaB said:

Great minds & all that..

YEERP!!!

guy0s afucking tool a joke every frday and thernnddeunyl isappers we her i he' i wan to some new jokes mother fuvket

JoeTyler said:

guy0s afucking tool a joke every frday and thernnddeunyl isappers we her i he' i wan to some new jokes mother fuvket

best switch to weed now, dearie