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Thread started 06/26/14 2:22pm

MoBettaBliss

Beyonce can fly

I aint even lyin'

Today it was announced that superstar Beyonce can fly, officially making her a quadruple threat. (for those of you from Texas, that means she's really good at 4 things... singing, dancing, acting and flying)

Crowds gathered as she zoomed around them, leaving many speechless and in awe.

A proud Jay Z was seen nearby, and was quoted as saying "what makes it even more badass, is she doesn't need to say no lame 'up up and away' bullshit... she just jumps up into the air and she's off"

When asked about her new skills, Beyonce commented "look, i can fly... and Rihanna can't fly... end of story" she then whooshed off to get her nails done.





More details as news comes to hand



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Reply #1 posted 06/26/14 2:27pm

Stymie

spit

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Reply #2 posted 06/26/14 2:49pm

morningsong

thumbs up! falloff

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Reply #3 posted 06/26/14 4:14pm

Gunsnhalen





rolleyes rolleyes

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Reply #4 posted 06/26/14 4:35pm

Shawy89

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I wish this was true. I love Will Smith. I think he would ve been a better president than Barack Obama, not that the latter is bad or something.

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Reply #5 posted 06/26/14 4:45pm

kpowers

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hrmph hmm bored bored2 playboy

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Reply #6 posted 06/26/14 5:04pm

ZombieKitten

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will john travolta be his air force one captain? jet excited

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Reply #7 posted 06/26/14 5:36pm

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rolleyes evillol
"We just let people talk & say whatever they want 2 say. 9 times out of 10, trust me, what's out there now, I wouldn't give nary one of these folks the time of day. That's why I don't say anything back, because there's so much that's wrong" - P, Dec '15
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Reply #8 posted 06/26/14 5:57pm

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Gunsnhalen said:





rolleyes rolleyes

Thats right up there with last night's trick that swallowed your load giving you the side eye cause you dont have a new toothbrush.

The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #9 posted 06/26/14 7:51pm

Gunsnhalen

lazycrockett said:

Gunsnhalen said:





rolleyes rolleyes

Thats right up there with last night's trick that swallowed your load giving you the side eye cause you dont have a new toothbrush.

I always have some good (not cheap)) but good, strong, spicy mouthwash around. I'm a gentleman...

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

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Reply #10 posted 06/26/14 8:29pm

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hmmm

The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything.
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Reply #11 posted 06/27/14 3:51pm

XxAxX

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spit falloff

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Reply #12 posted 06/27/14 4:21pm

Beautifulstarr
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Well, hush your mouth eek

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Reply #13 posted 06/27/14 4:21pm

XxAxX

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Reply #14 posted 06/27/14 4:24pm

Cloudbuster

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She can has wings. nod

"Think inside out." stoned https://www.facebook.com/drjudywood http://www.theperthgroup....entary.pdf

http://archive.org/detail...eather_451 http://www.controversyofz.../index.htm
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Reply #15 posted 06/27/14 4:25pm

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Reply #16 posted 06/27/14 5:33pm

Gunsnhalen

I LOVE YOU MO! 10/10

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