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Have you ever farted in public? Share your experiences! | |
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what did eve's farts smell like???
heavenly I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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Well....one time I was in the office, thinking I was by myself for a minute. I let one rip. When I tell u it could have peeled paint from the walls, I wouldn't be lying. I offended myself. I had to leave. At the door, I ran into a co worker going in. I had to confess. She said " it's ok, I live with my husband"...and she stepped in Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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other than church in school, I've sneezed several times while waiting in line which leads to you know.
edit: church [b]and[/b[ schoiol [Edited 6/25/14 20:01pm] | |
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of course, you can't always control it, you just have to know how to let it out quietly and quickly remove yourself as the source of the smell. . 1 day years ago in a place called Media play, I went in look for some house music dj compilations, NO ONE was in the store, and I had to. I looked around made sure the coasts were clear and let go, I think I had a big milk shake prior... and all of a suden some 12 yr old kid pops up right next to me reaching into the same area of music. I thought this is a joke, what does this kid know about what I'm listening to. So I said, well he had the whole store to run around in and he decided to come right next to me... smell it kid. | |
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I have, and do. Good thing for me, they don't smell. | |
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If I need to fart while I'm walking down the street, I won't hesitate: huge open area + the sound of traffic; but I would never fart in a room, unless it's big and kind of noisy | |
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I once farted all the way down the slide at a playground. I was the only one laughing when it was done, | |
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i nearly did at meditation class... lot's of people being silent in a small room.... but fortunately i shit myself and saved myself the embarrassment | |
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In jr. high school p.e., we had a physical test. So many sit ups and push ups and whatnot. Like most gyms, ours had poor acoustics and things echoed with a certain... veracity. We had a partner hold our feet while we did sit ups. The rest of the story explains itself. With credit due to my partner....he never stopped holding my feet! | |
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In highschool (back in the day) I was leaned over on the desk which seated 3 people.
I farted, it was a silent fart, so I acted as if nothing happened. Maritza was siiting next to me. She taps me on my shoulder and says... "I think one of those Chinese guys in front of us just farted because the fart smells like burnt rice." I didn't have the heart to tell her that I was the guilty party, and since I am a Rican, I ate rice all the time.
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I was in school assembly at Primary school and was seated on the floor about four rows from the front. The Headmaster was talking about something when I cocked my leg and let one rip, then instantly looked at Jeremy Bancroft next to me and shouted out "Jeremy!", in a mock disgusted tone. Everyone looked at Jeremy Bancroft and the Headmaster gave him an evil stare, and then carried on talking. | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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Sometimes I go out JUST to Fart!
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dJJ said: His show is so damn funny. He interacts with his guest like no other. | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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