But some OTHER guy did. Let me set this up:

My son is a 20-year-old American exchange student going to university in Mainz, Germany. OK, that's all the set up you need. So today -

-I see a story on Facebook

-Dateline is Mainz, Germany

-Headline is "20-year-old American Exchange Student Gets Stuck In Giant Vagina"

I'm thinking "No way! NO FREAKING WAY!" I click on the story.

A 20-year-old American exchange student got his legs stuck in a statue of a vagina at a university in southwest Germany. It took 22 firemen to get him out. Twenty-two! The press was withholding the name of the student. There was a picture of him stuck in the vagina, but the face was blurred out.

Oh. CRAP.

I WhatsApp'ed my son and said, "There was a 20-year-old American exchange student that got stuck in a giant vagina. Please tell me it wasn't you".

He texted back, "Nope. The only thing I'm trapped in is my bed, because I have a summer cold".

Hmmmm. Well, if I got trapped in a giant vagina, I'd probably not want to tell my parents either. So more research was needed.

I found the Instagram picture of the trapped boy. No face blurring. As it was loading, I kept saying in my Homer Simpson voice, "Don't be the boy. Don't be the boy".

Fortunately, I had no need for a "D'oh!" It WASN'T the boy!

I thought for a moment there he was going to be (in)famous. But nope, and thank God! However, I am kind of happy that I got to type about being trapped in a giant vagina so many times.

http://www.nbcnews.com/ne...re-n138311

MAINZ, Germany -- Call it a stimulating study-abroad experience. An American exchange student sparked an "extraordinary rescue mission" when his leg became trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture. "It was a dare," fire department squad leader Markus Mozer told NBC News. "The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork."

A total of 22 rescue workers with special equipment were deployed to the scene in the southern Germany city of Tuebingen on Friday to free the 20-year-old but a “forceps delivery was not necessary," local newspaper Schwaebisches Tagblatt noted. "We were able to pull the victim out with our bare hands after about 30 minutes," Mozer added. The six-foot replica of female genitalia was installed 13 years ago outside the microbiology and virology department of the city’s university clinic. It is worth nearly $200,000.

I just wonder how and why he even go into the vagina in the first place.

a Born Again Christian?

“forceps delivery was not necessary,"


puts a whole new spin on the born again concept.

JoeTyler said:

a Born Again Christian?

RodeoSchro said:

But some OTHER guy did. Let me set this up:

My son is a 20-year-old American exchange student going to university in Mainz, Germany. OK, that's all the set up you need. So today -

-I see a story on Facebook

-Dateline is Mainz, Germany

-Headline is "20-year-old American Exchange Student Gets Stuck In Giant Vagina"

I'm thinking "No way! NO FREAKING WAY!" I click on the story.

A 20-year-old American exchange student got his legs stuck in a statue of a vagina at a university in southwest Germany. It took 22 firemen to get him out. Twenty-two! The press was withholding the name of the student. There was a picture of him stuck in the vagina, but the face was blurred out.

Oh. CRAP.

I WhatsApp'ed my son and said, "There was a 20-year-old American exchange student that got stuck in a giant vagina. Please tell me it wasn't you".

He texted back, "Nope. The only thing I'm trapped in is my bed, because I have a summer cold".

Hmmmm. Well, if I got trapped in a giant vagina, I'd probably not want to tell my parents either. So more research was needed.

I found the Instagram picture of the trapped boy. No face blurring. As it was loading, I kept saying in my Homer Simpson voice, "Don't be the boy. Don't be the boy".

Fortunately, I had no need for a "D'oh!" It WASN'T the boy!

I thought for a moment there he was going to be (in)famous. But nope, and thank God! However, I am kind of happy that I got to type about being trapped in a giant vagina so many times.

http://www.nbcnews.com/ne...re-n138311

MAINZ, Germany -- Call it a stimulating study-abroad experience. An American exchange student sparked an "extraordinary rescue mission" when his leg became trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture. "It was a dare," fire department squad leader Markus Mozer told NBC News. "The young man had tried to pose for an unusual photo and climbed into the artwork."

A total of 22 rescue workers with special equipment were deployed to the scene in the southern Germany city of Tuebingen on Friday to free the 20-year-old but a “forceps delivery was not necessary," local newspaper Schwaebisches Tagblatt noted. "We were able to pull the victim out with our bare hands after about 30 minutes," Mozer added. The six-foot replica of female genitalia was installed 13 years ago outside the microbiology and virology department of the city’s university clinic. It is worth nearly $200,000.

Shawy89 said:

kiasheri said:

JoeTyler said:

a Born Again Christian?

RodeoSchro said:

http://www.nbcnews.com/ne...re-n138311

RodeoSchro said:

I WhatsApp'ed my son and said, "There was a 20-year-old American exchange student that got stuck in a giant vagina. Please tell me it wasn't you".

He texted back, "Nope. The only thing I'm trapped in is my bed, because I have a summer cold".

Would've been great if his response had been, "Nope...."



"....I got stuck in the other side."

deebee said:

RodeoSchro said:

I WhatsApp'ed my son and said, "There was a 20-year-old American exchange student that got stuck in a giant vagina. Please tell me it wasn't you".

He texted back, "Nope. The only thing I'm trapped in is my bed, because I have a summer cold".

Would've been great if his response had been, "Nope...."



"....I got stuck in the other side."

Now I am imagining what the back of that statue looks like!

i hope they didn't hurt the vagina getting him out

i wonder if they played 'adore' in the background while trying to free him... might have been helpful

i like how nobody seems surprised by the fact that there is a vagina statue

MoBettaBliss said:

i like how nobody seems surprised by the fact that there is a vagina statue

No biggie. Germany is full of twats.

MoBettaBliss said:

i hope they didn't hurt the vagina getting him out

i wonder if they played 'adore' in the background while trying to free him... might have been helpful

Call the masonry union and get some vaginal reconstruction going...?

BobGeorge909 said:

MoBettaBliss said:

i hope they didn't hurt the vagina getting him out

i wonder if they played 'adore' in the background while trying to free him... might have been helpful

Call the masonry union and get some vaginal reconstruction going...?

free2bfreeda said:

BobGeorge909 said:

MoBettaBliss said:

i hope they didn't hurt the vagina getting him out

i wonder if they played 'adore' in the background while trying to free him... might have been helpful

Call the masonry union and get some vaginal reconstruction going...?