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Thread started 07/14/14 6:36pm

MoBettaBliss

tip for parents


when you're running late for your appointment with the kitchen designer, and you have to quickly change your child's shitty nappy, make sure you take your scarf off first

that is all neutral

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Reply #1 posted 07/14/14 6:37pm

XxAxX

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tip for parents: never let your child eat anything bigger than its head

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Reply #2 posted 07/14/14 6:39pm

XxAxX

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that'll be five dollers please smile

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Reply #3 posted 07/14/14 9:13pm

PurpleJedi

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Make sure to remove all the unpopped kernels before giving your small child a bowl of popcorn.

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #4 posted 07/15/14 1:15am

ThisOne

Do not play rhyming words with things ending with 'uck' at church group

B very careful condoms resemble balloons

Small children are nose pickers so yes that's snot

Don't let your kids c u naked - they tell ppl



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Reply #5 posted 07/15/14 1:17am

ThisOne

^^^^^

Those r all from experience



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Reply #6 posted 07/15/14 6:38am

Estelle

ThisOne said:

^^^^^

Those r all from experience



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lol
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Reply #7 posted 07/15/14 7:17am

KingBAD

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when you're in a house with a toddler cannot speak

when you're sleepinon the sopha and they're

talkin gibberish to you. DO NOT AGREE TO ANYTHING.

if a baby is sayin things that you don't unnastan

just say I DON'T KNOW!!!

they know exactly what they are sayin, YOU DON'T lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #8 posted 07/15/14 9:27am

paintedlady

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don't keep those little luggage keys or bobby pins handy, especially if there is a unused light socket nearby

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Reply #9 posted 07/16/14 6:54am

MoBettaBliss


update: poop washed out of the scarf ok

thanks for caring

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Reply #10 posted 07/17/14 10:36am

RenHoek

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NEVER ask a child, "What do you WANT to eat" just serve the food and call it a meal...

Teach your kids the IMPORTANCE of knocking first...

Teach your kids how the coffee machine works... boxed

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
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Reply #11 posted 07/17/14 3:52pm

XxAxX

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duct tape. lots of duct tape nod

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Reply #12 posted 07/17/14 4:04pm

RodeoSchro

XxAxX said:

tip for parents: never let your child eat anything bigger than its head



If that's a B. Kliban reference, you go to the top of the Cool List!

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Reply #13 posted 07/17/14 4:06pm

RodeoSchro

RenHoek said:

NEVER ask a child, "What do you WANT to eat" just serve the food and call it a meal...

Teach your kids the IMPORTANCE of knocking first...

Teach your kids how the coffee machine works... boxed




Biggest Pro-Tip EVER -

Never give a child instruction and then say, "OK?" End the instruction with, "Understand?"

If you end it with "OK?", you're telling the kid that the option of disagreeing with the instruction exists and you'd better believe they will take advantage of that option.

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Reply #14 posted 07/17/14 5:16pm

ZombieKitten

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it's also a good tip for gynaecologists

wear a TIE-CLIP!!!

I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #15 posted 07/17/14 7:37pm

MoBettaBliss

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it's also a good tip for gynaecologists

wear a TIE-CLIP!!!



yikes

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Reply #16 posted 07/17/14 8:33pm

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RodeoSchro said:

RenHoek said:

NEVER ask a child, "What do you WANT to eat" just serve the food and call it a meal...

Teach your kids the IMPORTANCE of knocking first...

Teach your kids how the coffee machine works... boxed




Biggest Pro-Tip EVER -

Never give a child instruction and then say, "OK?" End the instruction with, "Understand?"

If you end it with "OK?", you're telling the kid that the option of disagreeing with the instruction exists and you'd better believe they will take advantage of that option.



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