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A Father Decides It's Time To Teach His Son How To Pee Standing Up So he takes him into the bathroom, stands him in front if the toilet and says, "alright, son, this is really quite simple.
All you have to do is follow seven easy steps, and if you recite them out loud at first it'll help you remember them.
They go like this: 1. Open your trouser front. 2. Whip out your ol' fella.
3. Pull back your foreskin, (this step is important, son, since you don't want to spray pee all over the place!)
4. Pee, aiming carefully.
5. Slide your foreskin back down. 6. Tuck it away comfortably.
7. Do up your pants!
As long as you follow these steps, you'll be peeing like a big boy! Now, have you understood all those steps?"
The son, beaming, replies, "yes, dad!" and recites and demonstrates each one perfectly. The dad is pleased and they continue with their day.
Later that same week, however, the dad was walking past the bathroom, and heard his son's voice repeating:
"three, five, three, five, three, five, three, five..." | |
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HA HA HA!
Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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Uh oh. Did that make a mess? | |
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Bad boy! mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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funkpill said:[quote]
Dear Middle Finger Thanks For Sticking Up For Me
[Edited 6/20/14 2:18am] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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ok it's 2:30am and i have had some beer (it was like that when i read this post yesterday); i orgnoted funkpill and he will not help; somebody please tell me the punchline; i just don't get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ty, kia
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Edited 6/21/14 2:57am] I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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funkpill said: So he takes him into the bathroom, stands him in front if the toilet and says, "alright, son, this is really quite simple.
All you have to do is follow seven easy steps, and if you recite them out loud at first it'll help you remember them.
They go like this: 1. Open your trouser front. 2. Whip out your ol' fella.
3. Pull back your foreskin, (this step is important, son, since you don't want to spray pee all over the place!)
4. Pee, aiming carefully.
5. Slide your foreskin back down. 6. Tuck it away comfortably.
7. Do up your pants!
As long as you follow these steps, you'll be peeing like a big boy! Now, have you understood all those steps?"
The son, beaming, replies, "yes, dad!" and recites and demonstrates each one perfectly. The dad is pleased and they continue with their day.
Later that same week, however, the dad was walking past the bathroom, and heard his son's voice repeating:
"three, five, three, five, three, five, three, five..." :giggle: | |
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