Gunsnhalen said:

Seriously funkandy youbarely post on here unless it's my threads. Are you that bored ?

My comment had disapeared so now to edit

Seems that the problem is the "Best" word.

Had you written of the "worst" sex ever things might have gone very differently. Misery likes company and "worst" is funny. "Best" is great but seldom funny.

Take ScarletScandal's thread on "bottoms who don't prepare (douche)". It was titled something like that and it ran for a good 19 pages!

I myself do enjoy an happy story now and again; it gives me hope.

[Edited 6/24/14 10:59am]

funkyandy said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I don't care how inappropriate this thread is... i'm 23 , happy, and healthy. And i just had the greatest ex of my entire life! oh lord... am i dreaming?

Hot Filipino with a swimmers body. BEAUTIFUL BODY AND ASS AND FEET AND LEGS AND TOES! fucking a BRAH SHIT OMG AHHHH WTF.

He let me do whatever i wanted to him. He muscle worshiped me (what i like that) he was REALLY into me which is a huge plus.

We were sweaty. he was growling, i was growling, i was picking him up and throwing him down. He was like REALLY getting aggressive and growling... almost on some death metal screamo shit. It was hot and crazy as fuck!

We also cuddled after (i love that) he was touching all over my muscles again then i ate and did some bump n grind in the shower. Then we couldn't stop touching and kissing as he was leaving for class

It was literally the hottest sex I've ever had in my life. I want to marry this mofo...

Stuff certain types of 'gheys' say.

The most insightful thing about his post was the, 'I don't care how inappropriate this thread is', bit.

Which means he knows.

The narcissistic assumption that we'd even want to know. The attempt to titillate with his pathetic, consequence free, 'more like masturbation' sexual encounter.

Who actually does this? Only those' types' with a total lack of consideration of appropriate communication in a certain setting...oh, but to post this on a gay forum would be boring wouldn't it?

Gunsnhalen's dysfunction is TOTAL.

Pathetic and laughable.

feel free to pull that stick out of your arse any time the mood strikes

MoBettaBliss said:

funkyandy said:

Stuff certain types of 'gheys' say.

The most insightful thing about his post was the, 'I don't care how inappropriate this thread is', bit.

Which means he knows.

The narcissistic assumption that we'd even want to know. The attempt to titillate with his pathetic, consequence free, 'more like masturbation' sexual encounter.

Who actually does this? Only those' types' with a total lack of consideration of appropriate communication in a certain setting...oh, but to post this on a gay forum would be boring wouldn't it?

Gunsnhalen's dysfunction is TOTAL.

Pathetic and laughable.

feel free to pull that stick out of your arse any time the mood strikes

Eh, we all have our opinions. Honestly... this thread is no different then stuff Dan, Vainandy, Scarletscandel, Joetyler, and other favorite orgers have talked about.

Funk can say what he wants and i just be over here like

Boones Farmes, Sammy Hager and a cramped back seat, eh?

2freaky4church1 said:

Boones Farmes, Sammy Hager and a cramped back seat, eh?

This was more Cannibal Corpse than Sammy Hagar...

Deadflow3r said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Seriously funkandy youbarely post on here unless it's my threads. Are you that bored ?

My comment had disapeared so now to edit

Seems that the problem is the "Best" word.

Had you written of the "worst" sex ever things might have gone very differently. Misery likes company and "worst" is funny. "Best" is great but seldom funny.

Take ScarletScandal's thread on "bottoms who don't prepare (douche)". It was titled something like that and it ran for a good 19 pages!

I myself do enjoy an happy story now and again; it gives me hope.

[Edited 6/24/14 10:59am]

Oh Em Gee....you guys are STILL talkinga bout that?

I'm more into sex with animals. Me and my dog have done it a few times.

AborshaClinique said:

I wish i were a fly on that wall on gunshalen wall [Edited 6/25/14 8:15am]

You don't. Trust me.

At a wedding, the groom was standing up front with his groomsmen, waiting on the bride. The groom had the biggest smile on his face. "Hey buddy," whispered the best man, "I know this is a big day but I've never seen you smile like this!"

The groom whispered back, "I just got the best blowjob of my life, and I'm about to marry the girl that gave it to me!"

The bride appeared, and took her place at the altar. She also had a gigantic smile.

Her maid of honor whispered to her, "I know this is a big day, but I've never seen you smile like this!"

The bride whispered back, "I just gave the last blowjob I'm ever going to give!"