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what did eve's farts smell like???

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kiasheri said:

what did eve's farts smell like???

heavenly

other than church in school, I've sneezed several times while waiting in line which leads to you know.

edit: church [b]and[/b[ schoiol

[Edited 6/25/14 20:01pm]

of course, you can't always control it, you just have to know how to let it out quietly and quickly remove yourself as the source of the smell.

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1 day years ago in a place called Media play, I went in look for some house music dj compilations, NO ONE was in the store, and I had to. I looked around made sure the coasts were clear and let go, I think I had a big milk shake prior... and all of a suden some 12 yr old kid pops up right next to me reaching into the same area of music. I thought this is a joke, what does this kid know about what I'm listening to. So I said, well he had the whole store to run around in and he decided to come right next to me... smell it kid.

I have, and do. Good thing for me, they don't smell.

If I need to fart while I'm walking down the street, I won't hesitate: huge open area + the sound of traffic; but I would never fart in a room, unless it's big and kind of noisy

I once farted all the way down the slide at a playground. I was the only one laughing when it was done,

i nearly did at meditation class... lot's of people being silent in a small room.... but fortunately i shit myself and saved myself the embarrassment

In highschool (back in the day) I was leaned over on the desk which seated 3 people.

I farted, it was a silent fart, so I acted as if nothing happened. Maritza was siiting next to me.

She taps me on my shoulder and says... "I think one of those Chinese guys in front of us just farted because the fart smells like burnt rice." I didn't have the heart to tell her that I was the guilty party, and since I am a Rican, I ate rice all the time.

I was in school assembly at Primary school and was seated on the floor about four rows from the front. The Headmaster was talking about something when I cocked my leg and let one rip, then instantly looked at Jeremy Bancroft next to me and shouted out "Jeremy!", in a mock disgusted tone. Everyone looked at Jeremy Bancroft and the Headmaster gave him an evil stare, and then carried on talking.

Sometimes I go out JUST to Fart!

But Yeah I do. Sometimes I blame it on others!

Sometimes I will say something from that old SNL skit like "Yeah I farted, y'all jelous?"

dJJ said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

Sometimes I go out JUST to Fart!

But Yeah I do. Sometimes I blame it on others!

Sometimes I will say something from that old SNL skit like "Yeah I farted, y'all jelous?"

Somehow that doesn't surprise me.