Reply #30 posted 05/21/14 10:56pm
paintedlady 
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I took a HARD piss in my ex-boyfriend's face when we were dating years ago... he was going down on me and I was just sick of him.... so I let the flood gates open.
It was extremely satisfying because he was an emotionally abusive jerk.
Needless to say... he was pissed. 
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Reply #31 posted 05/22/14 1:13am
tinaz 
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paintedlady said:
I took a HARD piss in my ex-boyfriend's face when we were dating years ago... he was going down on me and I was just sick of him.... so I let the flood gates open.
It was extremely satisfying because he was an emotionally abusive jerk.
Needless to say... he was pissed.
Just when I think I have heard all your stories, you pull a DOOZY like THAT out!! 
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Reply #32 posted 05/22/14 2:18am
psychodelicide 
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BobGeorge909 said:
Another thing I miss. I've missed it since I got my ileostomy. Farting. A nice solid, long, uninterrupted fart is so 'relieving'. The release of pressure. The undistension of your belly. I haven't farted in six years come August 25, and I'm embarrassed to say I truly miss it.
X 1,000.
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Reply #33 posted 05/22/14 2:20am
psychodelicide
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paintedlady said:
I took a HARD piss in my ex-boyfriend's face when we were dating years ago... he was going down on me and I was just sick of him.... so I let the flood gates open.
It was extremely satisfying because he was an emotionally abusive jerk.
Needless to say... he was pissed.
I would have loved to see the look on that guy's face when you did that.
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Reply #34 posted 05/22/14 12:51pm
paintedlady
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psychodelicide said:
paintedlady said:
I took a HARD piss in my ex-boyfriend's face when we were dating years ago... he was going down on me and I was just sick of him.... so I let the flood gates open.
It was extremely satisfying because he was an emotionally abusive jerk.
Needless to say... he was pissed.
I would have loved to see the look on that guy's face when you did that.
I swear he is LUCKY I didn't have a fart in me as well.  Because NOT farting in his face along with the peeing is a small regret I carry.
I always told him "I squirted" and not purposefully urinated in his face. For weeks he walked around saying, "You PEED in my face!" and I would just lie and deny it the same way he denied cheating on me.
Bastard!
tinaz said:
Just when I think I have heard all your stories, you pull a DOOZY like THAT out!!
YUP... I am a dating mess!  But I was so sick of him, and so glad he is history. WHEW!
All women should do it to their lousy boyfriends. I think he secretly liked it too.
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