oh my dear lord, first there were padded bras, now there are fake perky butt underpants??

dudes (and ladies), how would you feel if you met someone and went somewhere for hot sex, then they took off their clothing, thus losing the boob and butt part of that shapely figure to which you were attracted. would you say something about it? or would you let it go and get on with the act??? i know this is crass so please forgive me. butt anyway, discuss.

I wouldn't say anything but I wouldn't go back for seconds.

Happily, I do not suffer from pancake ass.

what you see is what you get ... or not. but where would one draw the line??? imagine how amusing it would be if one's new friend did a gradual strip tease whereby he/she stripped off breasts, butt, shoulder pads, hair, teeth .. make-up...

Fake seems to be the in ting nowdays.

Luckily all my boyfriends have had good butts.

I suppose these booty enhancers are just made for women at present so hopefully I will never be in that situation coz a man with a flat butt is a major turn off for me.

^ i wouldn't mind if he had a flat butt, however, if his body parts turned out to be more plastic than real i'd find that a turn-off. i think i'd wonder what else about him was fake

i'd fuck 'em then forget 'em

UNLESS they was on hit, THEN

i'd discuss the their use of

subtrafuge in a stern but

gentle manner.

"say bitch! REALLY!!!

i mean,

the head and pussy,

outta this world.

and no doubt about yo

vetran status.

but, when you go puttin

on things to cover up yo

tire tracks and mileage it's

almost like some jerry springer shit.

now, go pour yo tits and ass back into

their carryin cases,

and get the fuck outta my face.

call me and let me know you

got home alright"

NinaB said:

KingBAD u dont kno i breathe but i've been here 6 yrs & you're one of my faves.

^ ditto that

Pippa Middleton Accused of "False Bottom," Butt Padding Inside Famous Royal Wedding Dress

Queen of the Booty. Lord of the Arsetocracy. Three years after the wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William ... we're still talking about Pippa Middleton's butt. Just when you thought that subject was in the (cough) rear view mirror, here comes Stephane Bern, Knight of the Order of Grimaldo and an etiquette expert. He alleged this week that Pippa wore padding in her dress:

"Of course she had a false bottom," the 50-year-old said. "I repeat it: She had a false bottom. You take her away from that and she has normal buttocks." Bern's belated public accusations didn't stop there, either. "It was an optical illusion; she knew there were a billion people watching," he said, adding that Pippa Middleton knew "it was the moment to show it." Did she or didn't she? Does it matter? Does anyone care? The 30-year-old herself addressed the speculation (and all the attention) at the Women in Advertising and Communications dinner back in February. "As I have found out, recognition has its upside, its downside and - you may say - its backside," Kate Middleton's younger sister told the 400 attendees. She added that she was glad the beautiful white dress fit at the time of the Royal Wedding, but quipped that "in retrospect, it [fit] a little too well." Regardless of what she was or wasn't wearing underneath the Alexander McQueen creation, the situation can best be summed up as ... damn, girl!

NinaB said:

KingBAD u dont kno i breathe but i've been here 6 yrs & you're one of my faves.

i know you breathe and i am quite flattered by your statement :blush:

XxAxX said:

NinaB said:

KingBAD u dont kno i breathe but i've been here 6 yrs & you're one of my faves.

^ ditto that

I think it's weird to have a pop up booty-isn't that similar to putting a sock in ones under ware? Unless you are somehow ridiculous deformed by accident or disease, I think these enhancements are bizarre. Be yourself.

KingBAD said:

KingBAD said:

NinaB said:

KingBAD said:

i know you breathe and i am quite flattered by your statement :blush:

Oh you do! Now I'm blushing

to you too

free2bfreeda said:

KingBAD said:

i'd fuck 'em then forget 'em

UNLESS they was on hit, THEN

i'd discuss the their use of

subtrafuge in a stern but

gentle manner.

"say bitch! REALLY!!!

i mean,

the head and pussy,

outta this world.

and no doubt about yo

vetran status.

but, when you go puttin

on things to cover up yo

tire tracks and mileage it's

almost like some jerry springer shit.

now, go pour yo tits and ass back into

their carryin cases,

and get the fuck outta my face.

call me and let me know you

got home alright"

dahs some phunnie sheet mon

KingBAD said:

NinaB said:

KingBAD said: Oh you do! Now I'm blushing

to you too

back atcha.

kewlschool said:

I think it's weird to have a pop up booty-isn't that similar to putting a sock in ones under ware? Unless you are somehow ridiculous deformed by accident or disease, I think these enhancements are bizarre. Be yourself.

that's how i feel. i have coworkers who have their hair dyed, french manicure nail tips glued on, skin bleached and tinted/tanned, false eyelashes, fake teeth or caps. falsies boobies, girdles and spanx butt lifters... i don't know how they manage that every day. it's all i can do in the morning to roll out of bed, shower and go. all that extra beauty maintenance seems like a lot of $$ and work.

XxAxX said:

kewlschool said:

I think it's weird to have a pop up booty-isn't that similar to putting a sock in ones under ware? Unless you are somehow ridiculous deformed by accident or disease, I think these enhancements are bizarre. Be yourself.

that's how i feel. i have coworkers who have their hair dyed, french manicure nail tips glued on, skin bleached and tinted/tanned, false eyelashes, fake teeth or caps. falsies boobies, girdles and spanx butt lifters... i don't know how they manage that every day. it's all i can do in the morning to roll out of bed, shower and go. all that extra beauty maintenance seems like a lot of $$ and work.

I think if you like to color your hair or get a manicure that's just what you want and that's cool for them. It's the fake booby, booty, or other things that's weird.

kewlschool said:

I think it's weird to have a pop up booty-isn't that similar to putting a sock in ones under ware? Unless you are somehow ridiculous deformed by accident or disease, I think these enhancements are bizarre. Be yourself.

Oh come on...everyone knows that being yourself is not good enough.

JustErin said:

kewlschool said:

I think it's weird to have a pop up booty-isn't that similar to putting a sock in ones under ware? Unless you are somehow ridiculous deformed by accident or disease, I think these enhancements are bizarre. Be yourself.

Oh come on...everyone knows that being yourself is not good enough.

Y'all, people are bleaching their starfish now. Anus. Bleaching. Booty drawz and sock stuffing? Fake nails? Pfft. Starfish bleaching! I just can't.

kewlschool said:

XxAxX said:

that's how i feel. i have coworkers who have their hair dyed, french manicure nail tips glued on, skin bleached and tinted/tanned, false eyelashes, fake teeth or caps. falsies boobies, girdles and spanx butt lifters... i don't know how they manage that every day. it's all i can do in the morning to roll out of bed, shower and go. all that extra beauty maintenance seems like a lot of $$ and work.

I think if you like to color your hair or get a manicure that's just what you want and that's cool for them. It's the fake booby, booty, or other things that's weird.

i agree. but here's the thing, a guy i usd to date has permanently (or not, we'll see) hooked up with a gal who is according to friends "high maintenance" a "salon type gal" who invests a lot of time and energy into her looks. i'm sort of the opposite, i'd rather be *me* for better or for worse, rather than be fake. i always figured, if i have to go to extremes and use a lot of smoke and mirrors to keep his eyes on me, he ain't really worth having. but still... considering, maybe i better get out the false eyelash glue hey

Horsefeathers said:

Y'all, people are bleaching their starfish now. Anus. Bleaching. Booty drawz and sock stuffing? Fake nails? Pfft. Starfish bleaching! I just can't.

i'm thinking a happy medium doesn't involve said starfish bleaching

I would say "You have a better body than I thought you did, this isn't so bad."