Thread started 05/05/14 7:31amShawy89 
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So, um, yeah.... I'm getting married. I'm trying to find the best man for my wedding
There's the dude I been in love with (I was gay - not sexually) but I'm not sure he'd even show up
There's the other dude, we've been friends ever since we went to middle school, but I dated his wife several times and he said he would never talk to me again.
I'm getting married in late August, the wedding will take place in Morocco.... My friends (homies) are assholes and they will ruin the fest... I'm looking for the best man. [Edited 5/13/14 14:00pm] |
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Reply #1 posted 05/05/14 9:01am
Reply #2 posted 05/05/14 9:08am
Shawy89
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morningsong said:
Elope.
Can't elope. My future wife will kill me if I ever mention the term elope, eloping, elopement, elophism.... Hell, she's from now imagining the wedding. |
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Reply #3 posted 05/05/14 9:23am
morningsong |
I'm sure in this day and age you can rent a best man, for appearances.
The client wants the agent to fill in the gap in his or her lifeBusiness is booming. After four years, Ichinokawa now employs 30 agents and charges £150 for wedding appearances, or more if the agent is asked to speak or sing karaoke. The economic recession has increased demand as requests come in for agents to act as 'bosses' or 'work colleagues' to cover up for the fact that the client has, in fact, lost his or her job.
Read more: http://www.theweek.co.uk/politics/19611/fear-behind-japans-flourishing-rent-friend-business#ixzz30rUYWKER
I really don't like that title of the articale but you get the gist that your situation isn't really that unique and somebody somewhere came up with an idea to solve it. I'm sure there are others.
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Reply #4 posted 05/05/14 9:48am
RodeoSchro |
Was gay? 
Well, congratulations and best of luck! I will give you the best advice I have learned from 26+ years of an awesome marriage:
There are three words you need to say to your wife whenever you argue. Say these three words as soon as possible, and the argument will be over. But if you DON'T say these three words, the argument will never end, and I guarantee you will be the on-going loser.
The three words are: I am sorry.
Then the next three words you should say are: It's my fault.
Do that and I promise you will never argue for long, and your wife will stay happy. And if she is happy, then you will be happy! |
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Reply #5 posted 05/05/14 10:32am
Genesia 
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RodeoSchro said:
Was gay?
I stubbed my toe on that one, too.
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Reply #6 posted 05/05/14 1:21pm
RodeoSchro |
I'm now thinking that if you will pay the travel and hotel expenses, I will be the best Best Man in the history of Best Men! |
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Reply #7 posted 05/05/14 1:30pm
JoeTyler |
are you marrying your boss, I mean that woman that was on your bed but nuthin happened? |
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Reply #8 posted 05/05/14 1:30pm
excited 
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good luck in august!
a best man is not compulsary |
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Reply #9 posted 05/05/14 2:33pm
RenHoek 
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If you're buyin', I'm flyin'...
and I look freakin' righteous in formal wear!!
I too, tripped and fell over the "was gay" tho'... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Reply #12 posted 05/06/14 6:14am
PurpleJedi 
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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Reply #14 posted 05/06/14 11:05am
RenHoek
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Ocean said:
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Where'd you come from!!!
A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Reply #15 posted 05/06/14 4:51pm
Ocean |
RenHoek said:
Ocean said:
[Edited 5/6/14 5:58am]
Where'd you come from!!!
Well first my mum met my dad ..... how are u Hun?  |
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Reply #16 posted 05/06/14 8:01pm
babynoz |
Shawy89 said:
I'm trying to find the best man for my wedding
There's the dude I been in love with (I was gay) but I'm not sure he'd even show up
There's the other dude, we've been friends ever since we went to middle school, but I dated his wife several times and he said he would never talk to me again.
I'm getting married in late August, the wedding will take place in Morocco.... My friends (homies) are assholes and they will ruin the fest... I'm looking for the best man.
My, what a catch you must be....
Seriously though, best of luck and happiness to you.
Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. |
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Reply #17 posted 05/07/14 2:22pm
30peacessilver |
Shawy89 said: I'm trying to find the best man for my wedding
There's the dude I been in love with (I was gay) but I'm not sure he'd even show up
There's the other dude, we've been friends ever since we went to middle school, but I dated his wife several times and he said he would never talk to me again.
I'm getting married in late August, the wedding will take place in Morocco.... My friends (homies) are assholes and they will ruin the fest... I'm looking for the best man. have ure brides brother be best man live simply,love generously, care deeply,speak kindly, be loyal |
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Reply #18 posted 05/13/14 11:35am
Shyra |
I'm still tripping over the "was gay" part. How do you know you won't revert? Will that be fair to your wife? Okay, I'm off topic here. Sorry. |
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Reply #19 posted 05/13/14 11:41am
Genesia
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Shyra said:
I'm still tripping over the "was gay" part. How do you know you won't revert? Will that be fair to your wife? Okay, I'm off topic here. Sorry.
More importantly, does she know he "used to be" gay?
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Reply #20 posted 05/13/14 1:47pm
MoBettaBliss |
Genesia said:
RodeoSchro said:
Was gay?
I stubbed my toe on that one, too.
hope the sudden change didn't happen while he was sucking a dick... that'd be kinda rough
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Reply #21 posted 05/13/14 1:59pm
Shawy89
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MoBettaBliss said:
Genesia said:
I stubbed my toe on that one, too.
hope the sudden change didn't happen while he was sucking a dick... that'd be kinda rough
I never actually had gay sex, believe it or not, I even NEVER kissed a man in my life, I was gay in high school in terms of having a boyfriend, that's it (silly, right?), the dude was my friend for real and was there when I had trouble and he contiuned being gay (physically and in every possible way) while I figured out that me pretending being gay (It was cool) wasn't actually cool. I'm as straight as they come.
Though, some of you here will have to say that I'm confused and a serious mess..
I'm just looking for a good best man. [Edited 5/13/14 14:00pm] |
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Reply #22 posted 05/13/14 2:02pm
Shawy89
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Shyra said:
I'm still tripping over the "was gay" part. How do you know you won't revert? Will that be fair to your wife? Okay, I'm off topic here. Sorry.
My wife already knows I been madly in love with a guy before, and she's okay with it as long as I proved that I'm in love her with only her and no one but her.
It's just a nostalgia, I tried to reach out for that guy, but never could. |
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Reply #23 posted 05/13/14 2:03pm
Shawy89
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30peacessilver said:
Shawy89 said:
I'm trying to find the best man for my wedding
There's the dude I been in love with (I was gay) but I'm not sure he'd even show up
There's the other dude, we've been friends ever since we went to middle school, but I dated his wife several times and he said he would never talk to me again.
I'm getting married in late August, the wedding will take place in Morocco.... My friends (homies) are assholes and they will ruin the fest... I'm looking for the best man.
have ure brides brother be best man
He's 15 years old.... Not sure if he's the best Best Man there is. |
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Reply #25 posted 05/13/14 2:09pm
Cloudbuster 
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Shawy89 said:
Thanks for all the congragulations, friends, love y'all  
Update: The wedding is postponed for 2015........ Because of money issues. Can't afford an apartment yet.
Plenty mo' time to go gay again too. Best wishes.
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Reply #26 posted 05/13/14 2:12pm
Genesia
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Cloudbuster said:
Shawy89 said:
Thanks for all the congragulations, friends, love y'all
Update: The wedding is postponed for 2015........ Because of money issues. Can't afford an apartment yet.
Plenty mo' time to go gay again too. Best wishes.
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Reply #27 posted 05/13/14 2:13pm
Gunsnhalen |
Cloudbuster said:
Shawy89 said:
Thanks for all the congragulations, friends, love y'all
Update: The wedding is postponed for 2015........ Because of money issues. Can't afford an apartment yet.
Plenty mo' time to go gay again too. Best wishes.
Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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Reply #28 posted 05/13/14 2:20pm
Genesia
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Reply #29 posted 05/13/14 2:29pm
Shawy89
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Cloudbuster said:
Shawy89 said:
Thanks for all the congragulations, friends, love y'all
Update: The wedding is postponed for 2015........ Because of money issues. Can't afford an apartment yet.
Plenty mo' time to go gay again too. Best wishes.
Frankly, that was funny.
You guys telling me no one here ever been "mentally / spiritually" gay in his life? |
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