What is the worst thing you have tasted: ate or drunk, tasted or swallowed, either by accident or on purpose?





There may be some travellers experiences, childhood memories or sex stories here...

horseradish. my dad tricked me into eatin some once.

The first thing that comes to mind is this herbal-powder stuff the Chinese doctor gave me for an injury. You had to mix it with boiling water and drink a huge cup of it before you ate anything every day. So every morning I got to look forward to that before I had my breakfast.

It was really bitter, numbed your tongue, and kind of tasted like mushrooms (the psychodelic kind) which always made me puke. The taste stayed in your mouth all day too.

When I was eight, I had just woken up on a school morning and was extra sleepy. Needless to say, I was really out of it, and I accidentally put liquid soap on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste!! I shoved it in my mouth and started scrubbing...

!!

raw oysters

INSATIABLE said:

At least your teeth got clean.

I will add my bits here, but will start on the 'innocent' things then keep posting till you hear the worst..


Once I was in The Body Shop when I was a studenht and smelled the Liquorice (sp?) Foam Bath...maaannn..it smelled delicious, , so I put the bottle to my mouth and drank quarter of the bottle...


Needless to say it didnt taste as good as it smelled and I was burping bubbles all day...



Ok...who is next???

REDFEATHERS said:

How old were you?

REDFEATHERS said:

Were you four when you did this?

Also when I was in Florence, Italy we walked into a pizza shop for a quick lunch. I don't speak Italian and the guy behind the counter didn't speak English so I just picked one out and pointed at it. It looked like it had some veggies and some kind of mushroom. He cut me off a slice, I paid and walked outside. After a few bites, I bit into what I thought was maybe a mushroom. It was not!!! It was mushy and meaty tasting and absolutely disgusting. To this day I have no idea what I bit into. I don't really wanna know. I threw the rest of the slice away.

INSATIABLE said:

About 21!


Anyway, how can you test a fuckin tester of Foam Bath? You cant exactly wheel a bath tub of hot water into the shop, pour in some foam bath, strip nekkid and lie in it for twennie minutes! Man! You gotta drink it!
[This message was edited Mon Mar 17 10:20:54 PST 2003 by REDFEATHERS]

minneapolisgenius said:

I would be a very intelligent student if I was four!


(Still not intelligent at 21, nor more intelligent at 31! lmao!)

CarrieMpls said:

No ideas at all?
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My little sister ate bubblegum from the road, she used to pull and yank it from the ground so she got a decent size off then popped it in her mouth and chewed it (she is so gonna kill me for this )


She also ate my mothers house plants...and soil...

REDFEATHERS said:

:O

I have also eaten dog meat, frog spawn, bird spit, chicken legs, snakes blood all delicacies in the Far East..

Bulls Blood soup in Poland,

Frogs legs, Snails..

Fish eyeballs (for a laugh!)

Tequila worms - who hasn't?

...more to come...

REDFEATHERS said:

me?

:O

INSATIABLE said:

Oh! You must! You must!

REDFEATHERS said:

Question, have you even eaten something that is considered food?

REDFEATHERS said:

Nope, that's okay. I'll pass.

E-EWWW!!!

when i was like 12/13 i was staying with my uncle's
girlfriend and she had some out of towners come stay
with her. Weeell, i had had my first real drink,
(i can't remember whut it was, but the bottle was exquisit)
i saved the bottle and would play like i was drinking from it alot...
NOW,
one of the kids was an asthmatic girl, always coughin and spittin (NASTY LIL THANG) and well, the lil bitch used my bottle for a spitoon one nite, so the next day when i went
to do my 'play drinking' i got a mouth full of this bitches
spit... YES I THREW UP PERFUSLY... YES I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HER AND HER BROTHER, AND NO, I DIDN'T GET IN TROUBBLE ABOUT IT, AND YES EVEN THINKING OF IT JUST NOW
MAKES ME WRETCH!!!

MissCute said:

Yes...and No...

00769BAD said:

:O Violent, aren't we Bad? :O

My husband had dog soup in Laos, but I wouldn't eat it.

00769BAD said:

BAD!!! :worsip: I have missed you!!!


Anyway, funny story but whats the difference between drinking a girls spit and exchanging spit when deep throat kissing?

INSATIABLE said:

let me dump a cup of spit in your mouth...

A drink called a "Cement Mixer"... it had Bailey's and some other junk in it... and it tastes really good... until you chase it with a shot of lemon juice. It coagulates in your mouth like cement. It is horrible!

Also, raw oysters... I spit that out quickly! And then there is tripe.

*shudder*

00769BAD said:

no!!!

i ate cow brain in Quebec City...tastes like chalk, i don't recommend it.


green tea is really gross...not really in to hot beverages though so that might have something to do with it...



other than that...well your own vomit burps are pretty disgusting...don't really want to swallow that now do we???