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Thread started 04/04/14 2:36am

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Three Old Men Are Sitting On A Porch Discussing The Problems They Are Having With Getting Old

The first man says "every day at 7 am I wake up and need to piss, but I just can't.

Try as I might, nothing comes out!"

Then the second man responds "if you think thats bad, every day at 8 am I wake up

and I have to sh*t like a pig. I also can't do anything about it!"

So then the third man replies "you guys think you have it bad,

everyday at 7 I piss like a horse and then at 8 I sh*t like a pig."

His companions are bewildered, and ask him to explain himself.

"What's wrong with that?" they ask. "That sounds perfect!"

"Well you see", says the man, "the problem is I don't wake up until 9!" confused

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Reply #1 posted 04/04/14 2:39am

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Reply #2 posted 04/04/14 3:35am

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doh! lol

Happy Friday!

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Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

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Reply #3 posted 04/04/14 5:44am

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lol lol lol lol lol razz

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Reply #6 posted 04/04/14 7:21am

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lol

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Reply #7 posted 04/04/14 8:46pm