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Thread started 03/17/03 2:32pm

AzureStar

Newsletter From A Kindergarten Teacher

Here it is... the Newsletter that my son's teacher sends home each week... lack of punctuation and all of the spelling errors. This week was much better than last week... I think I only counted 12 or so errors this time! She is learning!


1. Don't forget to pack you child a snack everyday. They enjoy there special treats.

2. Please place an extra set of clothes in you child's backpack and a plastic bag in case of spills or accidents.

3. Homework continues write any question you have in you child's folder an I will answer and return! Some parents have asked for the list of word wall words and they can be found on the homework page.

4. Bake sale will occur on the night of the talent show - let me know if you wish to donate anything!

5. Please ONLY allow you child to bring toys or other items to school on Friday that is the only day we have show an tell.

6. I will be preforming in the talent show with any kindergartener to the song Hawaiin Roller Coaster Ride. On Thursday, March 27, 2003. Children will need to be at the school by 5:45 pm dressed in BLUE JEANS and a WHITE SHIRT. (Any Hawaiian items may be added to the basic costume if you wish!) If you child wants to preform with me please complete the form at the bottom by Friday March 21, 2003.

7. We completed are push an pull unit with an preformance[ demonstration. We are beginning to talk about are public concerns about school an will be developing an action plan. We continue to focus on ways to sort using Venn diagrams and matrixes. Reading and Writing Workshops contiue.

8. Extra snack for those who may forget. A box of gram crackers or pretzels would be great!

Best Wish
Ms. Teacher



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[This message was edited Mon Mar 17 14:34:45 PST 2003 by AzureStar]
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Reply #1 posted 03/17/03 2:37pm

minneapolisgen
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She's not even coherent! I can't even believe this. disbelief
And apparently she's never heard of a "comma" either.
You should show this letter to the superintendent of the school.
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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Reply #2 posted 03/17/03 2:40pm

POOK

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WOW

MAYBE POOK SHOULD WRITE LETTER INSTEAD

P o o |/,
P o o |\
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Reply #3 posted 03/17/03 2:41pm

minneapolisgen
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POOK said:


WOW

MAYBE POOK SHOULD WRITE LETTER INSTEAD

nod
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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Reply #4 posted 03/17/03 2:41pm

AzureStar

minneapolisgenius said:

She's not even coherent! I can't even believe this. disbelief
And apparently she's never heard of a "comma" either.
You should show this letter to the superintendent of the school.



I don't think I've ever seen her use a comma... ever. It is sad... I told you!
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Reply #5 posted 03/17/03 2:42pm

AzureStar

POOK said:


WOW

MAYBE POOK SHOULD WRITE LETTER INSTEAD


Mmmhmmm... smile
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Reply #6 posted 03/17/03 2:47pm

INSATIABLE

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Dear God.
I'm sorry you have to put up with this!
How ridiculous, Azure! disbelief
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #7 posted 03/17/03 2:48pm

POOK

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OK HERE POOK GO

1. MAKE YOUR KID FOOD CAUSE KID GET HUNGRY!

2. BRING MORE CLOTHES CAUSE YOUR KID MESSY!

3. POOK NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEAN BUT MAKE YOUR KID DO OWN HOMEWORK

AND READ TOO THAT ALWAYS GOOD

4. PLEASE SEND COOKIES BECAUSE WE NEED MOOLAH

5. LEAVE CHICKEN DANCE ELMO AT HOME!

NOBODY WANT HIM AROUND!

6. WE SING BLUE HAWAII

PLEASE MAKE KID DRESS BORING

PLEASE NO COCONUT BIKINI ON KID

IN CASE R KELLY SHOW UP

7. PUSH PULL SOMETHING ABOUT THE MATRIX

POOK CONFUSED

8. PLEASE SEND FOOD!

THEN TEACHER CAN TAKE FOOD WHEN KID NOT LOOKING

TEACHER NEED TO EAT TOO!

PLUS SEND FISH

IT BRAIN FOOD

AND TEACHER NEED BRAIN FOOD

P o o |/,
P o o |\
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Reply #8 posted 03/17/03 2:49pm

AzureStar

POOK said:


OK HERE POOK GO

1. MAKE YOUR KID FOOD CAUSE KID GET HUNGRY!

2. BRING MORE CLOTHES CAUSE YOUR KID MESSY!

3. POOK NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEAN BUT MAKE YOUR KID DO OWN HOMEWORK

AND READ TOO THAT ALWAYS GOOD

4. PLEASE SEND COOKIES BECAUSE WE NEED MOOLAH

5. LEAVE CHICKEN DANCE ELMO AT HOME!

NOBODY WANT HIM AROUND!

6. WE SING BLUE HAWAII

PLEASE MAKE KID DRESS BORING

PLEASE NO COCONUT BIKINI ON KID

IN CASE R KELLY SHOW UP

7. PUSH PULL SOMETHING ABOUT THE MATRIX

POOK CONFUSED

8. PLEASE SEND FOOD!

THEN TEACHER CAN TAKE FOOD WHEN KID NOT LOOKING

TEACHER NEED TO EAT TOO!

PLUS SEND FISH

IT BRAIN FOOD

AND TEACHER NEED BRAIN FOOD


lol

That was great!
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Reply #9 posted 03/17/03 2:52pm

2the9s

POOK!!

lol lol lol
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Reply #10 posted 03/17/03 2:53pm

DORA

rolleyes


some one has too much time on their hands
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Reply #11 posted 03/17/03 2:54pm

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Good work POOK! lol

For some reason, that reminded me of our Brownie Scout (whatever you call them) leader. She was this huge fat woman, had to be at least 300 pounds. Every week when we met for our meetings, she would expect a certain number of us to bring treats (cookies, cake, etc.) and our dues.

She would sit there during our activity time and eat almost all of the food herself, and then we had to split what was left over. Also, she happened to be the mother of one of the other students, and they were a pretty poor family. After a while, she started coming in with new clothes on. Granted, really cheap stuff, but new clothes. We found out later that she had been taking our dues and using it for herself to buy herself new things. lol
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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Reply #12 posted 03/17/03 2:54pm

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LMAO @ Pook. lol
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #13 posted 03/17/03 2:55pm

INSATIABLE

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minneapolisgenius said:

Good work POOK! lol

For some reason, that reminded me of our Brownie Scout (whatever you call them) leader. She was this huge fat woman, had to be at least 300 pounds. Every week when we met for our meetings, she would expect a certain number of us to bring treats (cookies, cake, etc.) and our dues.

She would sit there during our activity time and eat almost all of the food herself, and then we had to split what was left over. Also, she happened to be the mother of one of the other students, and they were a pretty poor family. After a while, she started coming in with new clothes on. Granted, really cheap stuff, but new clothes. We found out later that she had been taking our dues and using it for herself to buy herself new things. lol

lol !
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
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Reply #14 posted 03/17/03 2:55pm

REDFEATHERS

Call me picky and choosy, I would forward this letter to the Head, and/or send her to another school where she is guaranteed an education... disbelief
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Reply #15 posted 03/17/03 2:56pm

bkw

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I hear that most kindergarten teachers are failed english literature professors. biggrin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #16 posted 03/17/03 2:59pm

DORA

REDFEATHERS said:

Call me picky and choosy, I would forward this letter to the Head, and/or send her to another school where she is guaranteed an education... disbelief




good god its fuckin kindergarten



maybe she forgot to hit spell check..


the most important thing to look for in a teacher not only educating young minds is that they actually LIKE kids and they ENJOY being around them...

now if azure was complaining of the treatment of her child i would be the first mother bear on board to advocate for change...
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Reply #17 posted 03/17/03 3:20pm

minneapolisgen
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DORA said:

REDFEATHERS said:

Call me picky and choosy, I would forward this letter to the Head, and/or send her to another school where she is guaranteed an education... disbelief




good god its fuckin kindergarten



maybe she forgot to hit spell check..


the most important thing to look for in a teacher not only educating young minds is that they actually LIKE kids and they ENJOY being around them...

now if azure was complaining of the treatment of her child i would be the first mother bear on board to advocate for change...

You can let bad spelling slide in many other professions, but for a teacher, for any age kids, it is inexcusable. Sure, some people are bad spellers, and they always will be, but that's what the DICTIONARY is for! If you're going to send home letters to people, at least take the time to cover up your lack of knowledge by looking up the words you don't know in the dictionary. disbelief Spell Check shouldn't be a replacement for learning.
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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Reply #18 posted 03/17/03 3:22pm

teller

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Government schools in action.
Fear is the mind-killer.
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Reply #19 posted 03/17/03 3:26pm

lovemachine

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I sometimes practice bad grammar when posting on the org, but if I were a teacher I would spend all the time necessary to try and convince the parents that I was smart. This lady sounds dumb.
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Reply #20 posted 03/17/03 3:40pm

althom

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POOK said:


OK HERE POOK GO

1. MAKE YOUR KID FOOD CAUSE KID GET HUNGRY!

2. BRING MORE CLOTHES CAUSE YOUR KID MESSY!

3. POOK NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEAN BUT MAKE YOUR KID DO OWN HOMEWORK

AND READ TOO THAT ALWAYS GOOD

4. PLEASE SEND COOKIES BECAUSE WE NEED MOOLAH

5. LEAVE CHICKEN DANCE ELMO AT HOME!

NOBODY WANT HIM AROUND!

6. WE SING BLUE HAWAII

PLEASE MAKE KID DRESS BORING

PLEASE NO COCONUT BIKINI ON KID

IN CASE R KELLY SHOW UP

7. PUSH PULL SOMETHING ABOUT THE MATRIX

POOK CONFUSED

8. PLEASE SEND FOOD!

THEN TEACHER CAN TAKE FOOD WHEN KID NOT LOOKING

TEACHER NEED TO EAT TOO!

PLUS SEND FISH

IT BRAIN FOOD

AND TEACHER NEED BRAIN FOOD


lol Can my daughter come to your school.
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Reply #21 posted 03/17/03 3:47pm

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Star,
As I mentioned before on your green M&M's thread, take this "Newsletter" and make corrections in bold red ink. Then, send a copy to the teacher, the school's principle and the Superintendant of the school district.

Good luck hon!


:wOOt: POOK!!
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #22 posted 03/17/03 4:12pm

Handclapsfinga
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and this is from a frickin person who has 2 teach kids how 2 spell...guess that why she only teaches kinny-garten, "cat" and "bat" are hard 2 misspell. wink

lmbao @ pook
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Reply #23 posted 03/17/03 4:17pm

AzureStar

Nothinbutjoy said:

Star,
As I mentioned before on your green M&M's thread, take this "Newsletter" and make corrections in bold red ink. Then, send a copy to the teacher, the school's principle and the Superintendant of the school district.

Good luck hon!


:wOOt: POOK!!


I've spoken with his teacher about it already. I don't know. She did correct some of the words that I had circled on the newsletter that I had taken in with me that day.

I guess my whole point is that she is teaching children to spell. This is the age that children grasp on and learn what they are taught and if she is teaching them wrong... I mean, jesus.

If you can't spell, fine... but if you are going to teach children how to spell you should have some grasp of it yourself.
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Reply #24 posted 03/17/03 4:25pm

NettieSmiles

POOK said:


OK HERE POOK GO

1. MAKE YOUR KID FOOD CAUSE KID GET HUNGRY!

2. BRING MORE CLOTHES CAUSE YOUR KID MESSY!

3. POOK NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEAN BUT MAKE YOUR KID DO OWN HOMEWORK

AND READ TOO THAT ALWAYS GOOD

4. PLEASE SEND COOKIES BECAUSE WE NEED MOOLAH

5. LEAVE CHICKEN DANCE ELMO AT HOME!

NOBODY WANT HIM AROUND!

6. WE SING BLUE HAWAII

PLEASE MAKE KID DRESS BORING

PLEASE NO COCONUT BIKINI ON KID

IN CASE R KELLY SHOW UP

7. PUSH PULL SOMETHING ABOUT THE MATRIX

POOK CONFUSED

8. PLEASE SEND FOOD!

THEN TEACHER CAN TAKE FOOD WHEN KID NOT LOOKING

TEACHER NEED TO EAT TOO!

PLUS SEND FISH

IT BRAIN FOOD

AND TEACHER NEED BRAIN FOOD



I nearly busted a gut reading this...POOK... lol I am literally in tears!! Where's that rollin' on the floor emoticon when you need it!! Where is Muse2NoPharoah, cause that was a classic starstarstarstarstarstarstarstarstarstar

Tina (~!~)
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Reply #25 posted 03/17/03 4:31pm

REDFEATHERS

AzureStar: There you got it, adults telling you as it is...yeah you might consider them/us fuckwits on this site but when it comes to a childs education, you want them to be brought up the best possible way..



nod
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Reply #26 posted 03/17/03 4:38pm

AzureStar

REDFEATHERS said:

AzureStar: There you got it, adults telling you as it is...yeah you might consider them/us fuckwits on this site but when it comes to a childs education, you want them to be brought up the best possible way..



nod


Come on now... I've never considered any of you "fuckwits".

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Reply #27 posted 03/17/03 5:07pm

REDFEATHERS

AzureStar said:

REDFEATHERS said:

AzureStar: There you got it, adults telling you as it is...yeah you might consider them/us fuckwits on this site but when it comes to a childs education, you want them to be brought up the best possible way..



nod


Come on now... I've never considered any of you "fuckwits".

big grin




KooKoo? wink
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Reply #28 posted 03/17/03 5:08pm

AzureStar

REDFEATHERS said:

AzureStar said:

REDFEATHERS said:

AzureStar: There you got it, adults telling you as it is...yeah you might consider them/us fuckwits on this site but when it comes to a childs education, you want them to be brought up the best possible way..



nod


Come on now... I've never considered any of you "fuckwits".

big grin




KooKoo? wink


KaChoo!

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Reply #29 posted 03/17/03 5:16pm

jessyMD32781

POOK said:


OK HERE POOK GO

1. MAKE YOUR KID FOOD CAUSE KID GET HUNGRY!

2. BRING MORE CLOTHES CAUSE YOUR KID MESSY!

3. POOK NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEAN BUT MAKE YOUR KID DO OWN HOMEWORK

AND READ TOO THAT ALWAYS GOOD

4. PLEASE SEND COOKIES BECAUSE WE NEED MOOLAH

5. LEAVE CHICKEN DANCE ELMO AT HOME!

NOBODY WANT HIM AROUND!

6. WE SING BLUE HAWAII

PLEASE MAKE KID DRESS BORING

PLEASE NO COCONUT BIKINI ON KID

IN CASE R KELLY SHOW UP

7. PUSH PULL SOMETHING ABOUT THE MATRIX

POOK CONFUSED

8. PLEASE SEND FOOD!

THEN TEACHER CAN TAKE FOOD WHEN KID NOT LOOKING

TEACHER NEED TO EAT TOO!

PLUS SEND FISH

IT BRAIN FOOD

AND TEACHER NEED BRAIN FOOD

lol woot! love
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