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PrintableMrBliss said: it's true... all women have lesbian tendencies... and all guys wanna bang Lenny Kravitz ..
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Wait! Hold up! I'm a guy, but I DON'T want to bang Lenny Kravitz! In fact, I don't wanna screw any dudes! I do think, however, that I am a lesbian. Just because I was born with male parts doesn't mean I can't be! Just observe:
1. I prefer the company of women! 2. I wear my hair short! 3. I wear comfortable shoes! 4. I like to dance! 5. I love to go down on women! 6. I really like Wendy and Lisa! 7. I wouldn't mind going to see the Indigo Girls in concert! 8. Mellisa Ethridge rocks! 9. KD Lang? She's great! 10. I'm comfortable in either jeans, or a dress! See! I'm a bona-fide lesbian! [This message was edited Tue Mar 18 7:22:26 PST 2003 by JediMaster] 
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Whoops!! I almost forgot:
11. I can sing along with Birth Control & Beer by Two Nice Girls (if that doesn't make me a lesbian, I don't know what does!) [This message was edited Tue Mar 18 7:22:40 PST 2003 by JediMaster]
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JediMaster said: Whoops!! I almost forgot:
11. I can sing along with Birth Control & Beer by Two Nice Girls (if that doesn't make me a lesbian, I don't know what does!) [This message was edited Tue Mar 18 7:22:40 PST 2003 by JediMaster] OOOHHH...that one clinched it...you're in 
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INSATIABLE said: DigitalLisa said: pay attention to the belly button monster
  It looks like he has a pink gumball in his bellybutton...it's cute  | |
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Nikster said: JediMaster said: Whoops!! I almost forgot:
11. I can sing along with Birth Control & Beer by Two Nice Girls (if that doesn't make me a lesbian, I don't know what does!) [This message was edited Tue Mar 18 7:22:40 PST 2003 by JediMaster] OOOHHH...that one clinched it...you're in
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MrBliss said: it's true... all women have lesbian tendencies... and all guys wanna bang Lenny Kravitz ..
Oh Mr Bliss :Smile: You're such a silly cunt. | |
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sawatdiikhrap said: MrBliss said: it's true... all women have lesbian tendencies... and all guys wanna bang Lenny Kravitz ..
Oh Mr Bliss :Smile: You're such a silly cunt. Really? Get over here MrBliss & let me lick you!
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sawatdiikhrap said: MrBliss said: it's true... all women have lesbian tendencies... and all guys wanna bang Lenny Kravitz ..
Oh Mr Bliss :Smile: You're such a silly cunt. you seem to like that word lately dude... it's the new inane.. | |
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MrBliss said: sawatdiikhrap said: MrBliss said: it's true... all women have lesbian tendencies... and all guys wanna bang Lenny Kravitz ..
Oh Mr Bliss :Smile: You're such a silly cunt. you seem to like that word lately dude... it's the new inane.. Funny, I just said that to AzureStar.
It's not the new inane, it's the new inept. What a strange stage I went through. That's my damn Aussie friend u know. He's on tendentious now. Can't say it in a sentence to me without doing a quick definition of it, every time.
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Mmmm, Cunt! ahhh!
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