1. "So I have been saving for the last 20 years and have five more before I can move out of Mum's"

2. "You are not as fat as my last girlfriend"

3. "If you're on ur period anal sex is still ok"

"I get repetitive stress disorder from scratching my butt all day."

"I'm tired of taking a shower everyday."

"I would like to nail [insert anybody's name here] to a fucking cross!!!"

"what's that smell? is that YOU?!"

"so, how much money DO you make?"

"can I borrow twenty bucks?"

Beautifulstarr123 said:

I love you. I love you. I love you.

<<shudder>> I was once making out in a cab with a girl I had just met a couple hours before and she said that to me. I'd have to say, that was THEE most creeped out I have ever been on a date. I pretty much pushed her out the door and told the cabbie to speed up.

Another interesting first date, we were in a bar, I excused myself to go to the bathroom, came back and saw that she had obviously been talking to the guy sitting next to her. The guy had a sly smirk on his face, she was unhappy, and she asked me,

"Would you fight for me? Because I would fight for you!"

Check, please!

1. I don't know about you, but I'm ready to get hitched right away! I ain't gettin any younger.

2. My biological clock is ticking away! How many children would you want to have?

3. Not looking for anything serious. I'm just going out with you to make my wife/husband jealous.

[Edited 3/20/14 11:07am]

Another one that really happened, not even on a date, but a walk around the corner after meeting this girl in a bar.

"Can we walk by that guy with your arm around me and let me tell him you're my new boyfriend?"

bobzilla77 said:

bobzilla77 said:

" your mother and sister didn't seem to mind "

" wooooow, did you just fart "

" hold the umberella right, i'm gettin wet "

" i owed your dad a favor "

KingBAD said:

" wooooow, did you just fart "

"wooooow, did you just fart? My brother in law's didn't smell that bad when we had ass cancer."

Ask are you a top or bottom first question

Ask what color her pussy is after getting fucked by a big dick.

Say your not sure what your job is

Ask if she go ass to mouth

Beautifulstarr123 said:

I love you. I love you. I love you.

This is true too...

I love you...

I want to spend the rest of my lifewith you...

I want to have your children.

In all seriousness though... when someone says ''i feel like i've known you my whole life'' some see that as romantic. Or that your conversation was really intriguing. But, does that not sound creepy to anyone else? and a little obsessive.

Gunsnhalen said:

In all seriousness though... when someone says ''i feel like i've known you my whole life'' some see that as romantic. Or that your conversation was really intriguing. But, does that not sound creepy to anyone else? and a little obsessive.

nope romantic

that's funny

i've never had to ask a girl if she were a top or bottom... hmmmmmmmmmmm

i guess that really would fuck up a first date and a 'next' date

if she would go on another date after that, she'd be on it alone

'let's compare scars.'

'i shaved just for you.'

'dagnabbit did i forget my wallet again?'

Will you marry me?

Gunsnhalen said:

Ask are you a top or bottom first question

lazycrockett said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Ask are you a top or bottom first question

MCH in his six feet under days

I hate vagina.I given up

iaminparties said:

I hate vagina.I given up

[Edited 3/23/14 9:26am]