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Who has the longest dick on Prince.org? My penis is so long, it enters the room two minutes before I do. It is so big that it even has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than the average human dick. And when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck. I gotta buy Nikes three at a time and its smegma sank the Titanic. Boxcutters are not allowed inside my dick and it has his own login on Prince.org. Yet I have friends with bicker dicks than me.
So anyone has a longer dick than me on Prince.org? Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be | |
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I'm sorry your dick is so big. Unless you're exagerrating that is too uncomfortable for a woman. | |
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are you lookin for a 'choker' i don't think you should be shoppin on the org. you may think you gettin what you want, ahhhh fuck it!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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I'M JUST GLAD MY DICK DOESNT ENTER THE ROOM BEFORE I DO! [Edited 3/13/14 5:59am] | |
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Ask orgers who Skype me? 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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Man that water is deep. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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Maze said: My penis is so long, it enters the room two minutes before I do. It is so big that it even has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than the average human dick. And when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck. I gotta buy Nikes three at a time and its smegma sank the Titanic. Boxcutters are not allowed inside my dick and it has his own login on Prince.org. Yet I have friends with bicker dicks than me.
So anyone has a longer dick than me on Prince.org? Your dick has its own login name? Let me guess... Mandingo? | |
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How is this even a question?
The Captain would post a photo but it would have to be an aearial shot. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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and it's cold too i am KING BAD!!!
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Come on people. Have you SEEN a horse's dick? | |
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How do you think I'm typing this? | |
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The Captain's penis is so large that it arrives at a date 10 minutes before the rest of me does. By that point, the Captain just turns around and goes home. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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not one to brag, BUT... i went to watch the super bowl at this womans house the other day AND she insisted that we have sex. not to disapoint, i fucked her in her upstairs bedroom, while i was downstairs in the living room. and though i came within moments, it took an extra fifteen minits for her to get the news that i was done... WHAT!!! i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Our female mods. lol All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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"It's not about the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean" - Truck Turner 1974 Got some kind of love for you, and I don't even know your name | |
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Had to buy TWO airline tickets to Amsterdam. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Whoever it is probably looks like a bull dog. Go for a normal size guy with cute face and small butt. Or if you look like me just take what you can get. | |
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When i was banging Imago from behind. I noticed he had a 12 inch dick that flapped around like a Jurassic Park pterodactyl. This must have been what Tony M did too Prince. Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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I may not have a dick - but I sure do have balls! mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Imago once posted he had a 4 inch penis mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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