Well, I can't be bothered waiting for the OrgBay thread to sink to page 2, so the results are being announced now. All bidding ends right now.


So, who owns who? Who is who's slave? Who gives a fuck?

MrBliss is now owned by Haystack, who purchased him for $3,456,098. Prepare to be displayed in my travelling freak-show, MrBliss. You'll make my fortune.

REDFEATHERS has been purchased by Alejandro for $4,567.98. A bargain for this sexy, but fucked-up Orger.

ian was finally bought by luv4u after many desperate attempts, for a grand total of $3million.

Haystack has been bought by Therapy for a mere $200. Thanks a lot, guys. Then again, that's good because...

Therapy has been bought by me, Haystack. And I only paid a measly $66. Now we can play Dutch Ovens together. I hope that bed is still made, Therapy.

IceNine has been bought by Muse2noPharaoh for $zillions. Who knows what depraved acts the two of them will get involved in. Let's hope that the CCTV that I've installed in a mystery location picks up any action.

Moonbeam and TRON were sold as a pair to bratchildsfriend for $799.79. Steamy threesomes? You betcha!

BattierBeMyDaddy is now owned by IceNine, who went back in time to the bartering system by paying one lukewarm plate of borscht and a five pound portion of sheep intestines. A bargain, surely.

Saddam was bought by no-one (surprise) and remains the property of Zthe9s.

Aerogram is also owned by Haystack. For $90, I got myself a hairy-chested plaything who will spend the rest of his life a prisoner in my bedroom (my partner won't mind, I'm sure).

2the9s was sold to no-one. He got not one bid. Therefore he goes back to TheOrger to enjoy the Oompah-Loompah's games involving chocolate and asphyxiation. The 200 Wonka bars that came with 2the9s went to Lleena. She didn't bid anything for them, but she gets them anyway.

Zthe9s also went to no-one. 2the9s keeps him.

SubyDuby went to 2the9s for $100,000

TELLER was suddenly up for sale and was instantly taken by bratchildsfriend. TELLER was a steal for $77.79.

Muse2noPharaoh was the only Orger who successfully managed to buy themself. A joint bid for Muse and Ice was successful.

And that's it. If anybody is unhappy with their purchase, or if somebody wants to put any other Orgers up for sale on this thread, then please feel free to do so.
Same rules as before. Auction ends when the thread reaches page 2, or whenever I get bored of it.

Haystack said:

Eww! We don't get down like that! But we do play fetch.

Hey, I'm the most expensive

ian said:

Sorry, Ice and Muse were the most expensive. Take a look at the thread. That was a lot of money.

http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=40341

Scroll down to somewhere near the bottom.

Well, I'm a good bargain at least.

ian said:

i went for more that you!

so Haystack... what exactly do i have to do in the freak show?

MrBliss said:

You're not worth it.

Haystack said:

:Chocolate:

ian said:

and what exactly do you have to offer sir?

MrBliss said:

Just be yourself. Make sure that your three penises are on show at all times. Make ugly faces at the female customers when they pass by. Every now and then, show your long-dead siamese twin to the paying public, ensuring that you make a point of showing where it's still joined.

TheOrger said:

Fuck you, man! I hate you guys! Leave me alone! I'm not a kid anymore, you guys can't scare me!!!

And I thought I was supposed to be priceless...







When will Alejandro come and claim me?

ian said:

But you are worth it! Arn't you??? Now you can start singing Irish love songs to me.

So... I was the least expensive? I am proud of that

Come on then Haystack, strip off and lets get under the covers, for hours and hours of dutch ovens... I'll bring the tins of baked beans for ammo, you bring some wet wipes and vaseline for cleaning and soothing sore rusty sherrif badges.

Oh, and once more, I'm not rimming you. Sorry.