This thread is dedicated to those of us who've seen their loves pass them by & want to win them BACK (even though sometimes, uhm, we technically never had them to begin with).

So...say the love of your life is younger than you, waaaay hotter, rich, famous, was once married to the Green Lantern...and now she's gone and gotten pregnant by some other dude.

What advice can you give for winning her back?

I mean...apparently...going to her house, lining her bedroom with candles & roses and waiting for her to come home with a heart-shaped box of chocolates covering your genitals is technically considered "breaking & entering", "stalking", "indecent exposure" and can get you served with an Order of Protection.

...or so I've heard.

Come on Orgers...we can DO IT!!!

Oh my goodness, I'm dying over here. I feel your pain, though.

Somewhere in the not to distant future ScarJo reacts:

kewlschool said:

Somewhere in the not to distant future ScarJo reacts:

Ren take her to the Big Duck!!!!!

What do I know... My guy likes guys...

Good thing im a very happily married woman to a very hot guy!!

Otherwise Id be ALL OVER figuring out how to grow a penis!

tinaz said:

Good thing im a very happily married woman to a very hot guy!!

Otherwise Id be ALL OVER figuring out how to grow a penis!

Apparently you can grow one if you take some pills or at least make it bigger!

SuperSoulFighter said:

My advice is listening to music. How many songs do you know that say: "Please come back to me"? How many songs do you know that say:"(S)he is back" See my point? When it's over, it's over.

morningsong said:

Oh my goodness, I'm dying over here. I feel your pain, though.

Can I borrow some rope?

babynoz said:

What?

ZombieKitten said:

kewlschool said:

Somewhere in the not to distant future ScarJo reacts:

Ren take her to the Big Duck!!!!!

...you really think The Big Duck might impress her?



...what if she wants the Big Ram?

kewlschool said:

tinaz said:

Good thing im a very happily married woman to a very hot guy!!

Otherwise Id be ALL OVER figuring out how to grow a penis!

Apparently you can grow one if you take some pills or at least make it bigger!

PurpleJedi said:

ZombieKitten said:

Ren take her to the Big Duck!!!!!

...you really think The Big Duck might impress her?

the duck has a souvenir shop inside!! of course she will be impressed.

You will have to let her know about keeping off the berm

According to my experiences this is possible when you're both drunk and lonely.

wait until after pregnancy has finished messing with her hormones. right now poor ScarJo is all 'oh i'm pregnant by my man' so it'll be hard to win her away. so wait until she'd given birth. then, you'll need to get a job as her nanny. like the way mrs. doubtfire did, only sexier because robin williams can't hold a candle to you. then, once she is half in love with your charm, wit, supportive banter and dependable shoulder to burp the baby on, you choose a good moment to lean in, whip off the wig and drop your pants! surprise her with the good news that you are an eligible male and see how fast she melts into your arms. good luck!

XxAxX said:

wait until after pregnancy has finished messing with her hormones. right now poor ScarJo is all 'oh i'm pregnant by my man' so it'll be hard to win her away. so wait until she'd given birth. then, you'll need to get a job as her nanny. like the way mrs. doubtfire did, only sexier because robin williams can't hold a candle to you. then, once she is half in love with your charm, wit, supportive banter and dependable shoulder to burp the baby on, you choose a good moment to lean in, whip off the wig and drop your pants! surprise her with the good news that you are an eligible male and see how fast she melts into your arms. good luck!

...writing this down...

Mach said:

What?

funkycat00 said:

Interesting.

BUT...what if you've never actually MET your ex-girlfriend?

PurpleJedi said:

kewlschool said:

Apparently you can grow one if you take some pills or at least make it bigger!

Haven't you ever got spam mail before? It's a joke-thus the lol, plus George Michael is gay therefore she needs a package he can rely on.

PurpleJedi said:

funkycat00 said:

Interesting.

BUT...what if you've never actually MET your ex-girlfriend?

kewlschool said:

PurpleJedi said:

Haven't you ever got spam mail before? It's a joke-thus the lol, plus George Michael is gay therefore she needs a package he can rely on.

Stymie said:

PurpleJedi said:

Interesting.

BUT...what if you've never actually MET your ex-girlfriend?

PurpleJedi said:

XxAxX said:

wait until after pregnancy has finished messing with her hormones. right now poor ScarJo is all 'oh i'm pregnant by my man' so it'll be hard to win her away. so wait until she'd given birth. then, you'll need to get a job as her nanny. like the way mrs. doubtfire did, only sexier because robin williams can't hold a candle to you. then, once she is half in love with your charm, wit, supportive banter and dependable shoulder to burp the baby on, you choose a good moment to lean in, whip off the wig and drop your pants! surprise her with the good news that you are an eligible male and see how fast she melts into your arms. good luck!

...writing this down...

true love will win the day.