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I Miss M.C. Hammer pants Does anyone else? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Does anyone else?
I'll let you see mine... you will find them on the floor in your bedroom. :O SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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minneapolisgenius said: Does anyone else?
No. And u shouldn't either. Go stand in the corner. | |
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sawatdiikhrap said: minneapolisgenius said: Does anyone else?
No. And u shouldn't either. Go stand in the corner. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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This is from my personal collection:
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: This is from my personal collection:
I know you actually have that (along with a whole slew of others) on a shelf over your bed. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
You actually HAD some?! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
You actually HAD some?! Hell yes! Everyone in school did! We were bad-ass!! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: minneapolisgenius said: INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
You actually HAD some?! Hell yes! Everyone in school did! We were bad-ass!! Ooooh!...sounds like a very bad school. | |
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INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
May I remove them from your body with my teeth and then try them on before we descend into a quivering pile of undulating flesh? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
May I remove them from your body with my teeth and then try them on before we descend into a quivering pile of undulating flesh? uhhh... :O help... Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
May I remove them from your body with my teeth and then try them on before we descend into a quivering pile of undulating flesh? uhhh... :O help... We will keep an oxygen tank nearby... just in case. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
May I remove them from your body with my teeth and then try them on before we descend into a quivering pile of undulating flesh? uhhh... :O help... We will keep an oxygen tank nearby... just in case. I would find you much more attractive in that situation if you were wearing a gold shiny vest and high-top Nike Air-pumps. At that point you would have a better chance. And how did you know I have asthma? Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
May I remove them from your body with my teeth and then try them on before we descend into a quivering pile of undulating flesh? uhhh... :O help... We will keep an oxygen tank nearby... just in case. I would find you much more attractive in that situation if you were wearing a gold shiny vest and high-top Nike Air-pumps. At that point you would have a better chance. And how did you know I have asthma? I always wear Chuck Taylors when engaging in sexual acts... will that work? The Nike air-pumps are just not sexy. Asthma? I keep up with all the intimate details... like, for instance, I know that you are not wearing any underwear right now. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
May I remove them from your body with my teeth and then try them on before we descend into a quivering pile of undulating flesh? uhhh... :O help... We will keep an oxygen tank nearby... just in case. I would find you much more attractive in that situation if you were wearing a gold shiny vest and high-top Nike Air-pumps. At that point you would have a better chance. And how did you know I have asthma? I always wear Chuck Taylors when engaging in sexual acts... will that work? The Nike air-pumps are just not sexy. Asthma? I keep up with all the intimate details... like, for instance, I know that you are not wearing any underwear right now. :O It's SUNDAY! I always go commando on Sunday! Fuck this Oh, and Chuck Taylors will not work- BK Knights or LA Gears are acceptable. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: :O
It's SUNDAY! I always go commando on Sunday! Fuck this Oh, and Chuck Taylors will not work- BK Knights or LA Gears are acceptable. 1. NEWSFLASH: You ALWAYS go commando. 2. No, fuck me. 3. You will learn to love the Chuck Taylors. 4. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: :O
It's SUNDAY! I always go commando on Sunday! Fuck this Oh, and Chuck Taylors will not work- BK Knights or LA Gears are acceptable. 1. NEWSFLASH: You ALWAYS go commando. 2. No, fuck me. 3. You will learn to love the Chuck Taylors. 4. 5. NEWSFLASH: You wear pink bikini underwear with Betty Boop on the crotch for days on end without washing or removing unless you're jacking off to thoughts of Richard Simmons in a hot tub. 6. Fuck yourself. 7. 8. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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IceNine said:[quote] INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: I was about 8 or so when I had mine, and I kept them! I can't toss those babies!
May I remove them from your body with my teeth and then try them on before we descend into a quivering pile of undulating flesh? uhhh... :O help... We will keep an oxygen tank nearby... just in case. I would find you much more attractive in that situation if you were wearing a gold shiny vest and high-top Nike Air-pumps. At that point you would have a better chance. And how did you know I have asthma? I always wear Chuck Taylors when engaging in sexual acts... will that work? The Nike air-pumps are just not sexy. Thanks for the warning!! Houston I think we have a problem here! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Houston I think we have a problem here! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Houston I think we have a problem here! I think that just scared me off! | |
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mplsg,
theres still people in LA who wear them i must give them props for going out in hammer pants,white high heels,and a raiders jacket and not givin a dayum...you go girl!.. | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Houston I think we have a problem here! I think that just scared me off! Aw, come on girl, you're buff, any woman can handle a Chuck Taylor fetish!! It's better than a waffle iron fetish! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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God I remember those pants...I wanted them so bad and my mom never understood however she did buy them for me...I was such a dork at one time in my life..now look at me...I like me now better | |
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INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Houston I think we have a problem here! I think that just scared me off! Aw, come on girl, you're buff, any woman can handle a Chuck Taylor fetish!! It's better than a waffle iron fetish! | |
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INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: :O
It's SUNDAY! I always go commando on Sunday! Fuck this Oh, and Chuck Taylors will not work- BK Knights or LA Gears are acceptable. 1. NEWSFLASH: You ALWAYS go commando. 2. No, fuck me. 3. You will learn to love the Chuck Taylors. 4. 5. NEWSFLASH: You wear pink bikini underwear with Betty Boop on the crotch for days on end without washing or removing unless you're jacking off to thoughts of Richard Simmons in a hot tub. 6. Fuck yourself. 7. 8. 9. NEWSFLASH: EVERYONE knows that... tell us something that is not common knowledge. 10. You fuck me and I'll fuck you, then we can move apart and fuck ourselves, at which point we will roll over and take a hit of fresh oxygen from the tanks and do it again. 11. 12. I will accept your offer of oral sex. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Christopher said: mplsg,
theres still people in LA who wear them i must give them props for going out in hammer pants,white high heels,and a raiders jacket and not givin a dayum...you go girl!.. Ive never seen this! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Christopher said: mplsg,
theres still people in LA who wear them i must give them props for going out in hammer pants,white high heels,and a raiders jacket and not givin a dayum...you go girl!.. Ive never seen this! It was I... it was laundry day, all right?!! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Muse2noPharaoh said: Christopher said: mplsg,
theres still people in LA who wear them i must give them props for going out in hammer pants,white high heels,and a raiders jacket and not givin a dayum...you go girl!.. Ive never seen this! It was I... it was laundry day, all right?!! Next time call.. Ill take you emergency supplies! Never let them see you sweat! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Christopher said: mplsg,
theres still people in LA who wear them i must give them props for going out in hammer pants,white high heels,and a raiders jacket and not givin a dayum...you go girl!.. Ive never seen this! trust me...its a great look... | |
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