I am a Capricorn male!




Aquarius Men: You are such a friendly, considerate, interested person that women often think you're expressing feelings of love, when all you are doing is treating them in the same way you do everyone else--like a close friend. You have fascinating ideas and an unusual way of looking at things. Common interests and a strong mental rapport are important to you. You'll know you've found your ideal companion the minute you take her hand in yours. It will feel cool, light to the touch, like a gentle breeze--not holding you tight or possessively but suggesting closeness, and freedom, too.

Aquarius Women: Mystery still remains the irresistible lure that few men can ignore. Try as you might, you can't help being mysterious, and you love it. But it's no mystery to you what you want or why. You need someone intelligent and well-educated, who's interested in you as a person and appreciates your ideas and opinions. He must also love listening to you expound and having lively discussions with you. Jealousy, possessiveness and emotional scenes, which some women consider to be signs of a man's devotion, are alien to your independent, free-spirited nature.

Capricorn Men: You're ambitious, hardworking, and very reliable. But the security you strive for is not only for yourself. When the time comes, it will be there for those loved ones you have chosen to walk by your side. Women feel protected when they are with you. It's so rare to find a man with both feet planted firmly on the ground that women may not know how to react to you at first. But you are the solid, financially responsible, loyal paragon you seem to be, and once the right woman makes that discovery, she will want to hang on to you for dear life.

Capricorn Women: Casual relationships are not for you. They imply a lack of permanence which is against your very nature. You enjoy togetherness, blending your life totally into someone else's. When you look at a man, you are able to assess the depth of his character rather quickly. He will, like you, have a strong sense of integrity, expect honesty in the relationship, respect traditions and family life, and want security for the future. You seek a total man. It might take you a long time to find him, but that's okay -- you know the right one is worth waiting for.

Sagittarius Men: Women find you exciting because you are. You're constantly in motion and you love life so much that you want to share your joy with everyone. One of your most attractive traits is your ability to make people laugh; your broadmindedness and lack of pettiness mean a relationship with you never gets bogged down in problems over "the little things." You'll be happiest when you find that special woman who lives as fully as you do and can be a stimulating pal as well as a romantic mate. Together, you can enjoy running through the woods as much as exploring the outer bounds of love and knowledge.

Sagittarius Women: Ever notice how difficult it is to stand next to a horse without stroking it? Sure you have. Men can sense this same vibrant aliveness in you, so they are forever finding excuses to touch you. That suits you just fine because you love male companionship. You're so spirited and energetic that it rubs off on anyone who gets near you. With your unique wit and candor, you're always fun to be with -- and you know how to handle a man so well he doesn't even know he's being handled.

Scorpio Men: Love is very important to you. You don't feel complete without a woman by your side--you have a strong desire to be united with a "soulmate," to be intimate and share your life. Your kind of woman immediately responds to you emotionally and intuitively understands your intense feelings. She sees through your mysterious aura and reciprocates your loyal devotion, inspiring so much trust you can bare your soul to her. And you amaze her with your warrior-like quiet strength, uncanny insights and deep understanding of her emotional needs.

Scorpio Women: Other women look at you with envy, certain you know something they don't. They're right. You know what it really means for a man and woman to share each other on all levels. You are an unforgettable Femme fatale who needs her man to be a dynamic equal and a challenging mental colleague. You respond to men the way a light bulb responds to electricity. If you show this all at once, you may find the less brave ones running in the opposite direction--but this only saves time sorting out who's the right one. The men who do stick around will be just your type.

Libra Men: You are kind, social, always fair, and can be the most charming of all males. That special smile of yours makes feminine hearts melt. You're sensitive in your approach to love and sex, but enjoy a woman who is fiery, assertive and who lets you know what she needs. You admire her most for being decisive. To you, love is an art--you woo gracefully and always with good taste. You're a great listener and, with your warm and affectionate ways, are able to smooth out tiffs and disagreements. You have a genuine desire to please and you know how to keep love magical.

Libra Women: Because you are a woman who so obviously relishes the company of men, they often flock to your doorstep. You have a natural, easy charm--when you smile, men bask in your glow. You're tolerant and friendly, see the good in everyone and can get along well with all types, but for a good match you must choose a mate carefully. You're a luxury-loving creature who thrives when being waited on, admired and pampered. Poverty or disorder appall you. The man you marry must truly believe that flowers, parties and romantic evenings for two are necessities of life.

Virgo Men: Your search for the "perfect" woman can cause you to delay making a commitment, even into later years, but once you do, it's a well thought-out decision. When you give your heart, you give it completely, with utter devotion. You can be the best lover in the zodiac, with your cool, intelligent mastery of romantic technique and genuine desire to please and cherish your mate. You're kind, considerate and helpful--and mean it when you say, "I love you." The woman you choose will know she is loved, not just for the moment, but completely, deeply and always.

Virgo Women: Men are drawn to you in great numbers. They're intrigued by your demure look, which hints of the depth of passion inside, and challenged by your clever mind and old-fashioned femininity. The more men yearn for the virtues of days gone by, the more they'll appreciate you. When they take you out, you're impeccably groomed. The right man for you soon realizes that behind your cool mind lies a warm heart--that beyond your modest kindness lies deep loyalty and romantic depth. And you'll recognize Mr. Right when you look with your heart as well as your analytical eyes.

Leo Men: Just look at you -- bold, dashing and fiery. How could any female resist? You are likely to be at the center of any gathering, radiating your unique, charismatic warmth. What kind of woman do you need? One who is striking enough to make heads turn to get a better look at her. You love to go out, and at night the controlled animal in you emerges--women adore trying to tame big cats. Affectionate, generous and demonstrative, you lavish compliments on your loved one, but need to feel 100% secure of your mate's undying love for you. Then you glow magnificently, give yourself completely, and are ready to conquer the world.

Leo Women: Cats are sexy. Female cats even more so. You move in a very special way. You dress with elegance and flair. No man can ever ignore you. You know what you want from life and you see no reason why you shouldn't have it. You want the best of everything and you want to be noticed, acknowledged, loved, flattered, wooed. You are generous, intensely loyal and protective of your territory and loved one. You will respect your man as long as he respects you in return, and will keep him happily showered with loving affection.

Cancer Men: You are a magnetic force to the women in your life. You have that magic blend of adventure and sensitivity which they find irresistible. The perfect woman for you will appreciate domestic bliss, security, sentiment, and subtle humor. She will be very responsive to your needs and to your deep emotions. Your feelings for her will lift you to the stars, and then set you comfortably down to earth once more. As a result, you will be more fully aware of your love, and enjoy it to a far greater degree than most people are ever lucky enough to experience.

Cancer Women: The Moon serves as a willing handmaiden to your already abundant charms. Bathed in its soft glow, what man could resist you? If he looks into your eyes, he will find much more than the reflection of that silvery disk. He will see your steady look that speaks only the truth and a warm, sensitive heart that understands his feelings. He will see eyes that are not satisfied with viewing only the outer man, but must see inside him as well. If he is lucky enough to be that special man in your life, he will feel you reaching out to him. Once he takes your hand in his, he'll never let it go.

Gemini Men: Women are irresistibly drawn to you in the hope of solving the fascinating paradox that is you. Only a very special woman can rise to the challenge of your versatility, incredible energy and scintillating mind. You are so many men rolled into one--the sensitive idealist, witty charmer, sympathetic pal, and creative genius. She's perfect for you if she loves to listen, knows when to laugh--and when to cry--is always ready for adventure, and is just elusive enough so that you never, ever think you have her all figured out.

Gemini Women: Because society is advancing, women are now encouraged by enlightened men to express themselves honestly. For no other female could this prove a greater blessing than for you. Being able to say what is on your mind and in your heart is vital. And you want to be everywhere, with new people who have new ideas and want to do new things. You are mentally fascinating, but also seductive, bright, cheerful, witty, flirty and fun. Your ideal man is as eager for adventure as you are, values companionship and mental rapport as much as passion, and finds your many-sided personality enthralling.

Taurus Men: You do not choose a mate hastily, but only after much thoughtful consideration. When you find her, nothing can sway you from your resolve to capture her heart. Once married, you make one of the best husbands in the zodiac -- faithful, patient, affectionate and good-natured. You appreciate a woman who is pretty and affectionate, who satisfies your love of beauty and your innate fondness for domestic life and who'll give you lots of hugs and kisses. This delightful mate becomes so precious to you that you will hold on loyally and protect her with all your ardor.

Taurus Women: You are the foundation on which the happiest homes can be built. Once inside your door, the radiant feelings of devotion and unity can immediately be felt. You are willing to give your affection, but never to be taken advantage of. The one you love must not try to force you to change your mind or hurry you--you hate to be rushed. You are innately sensual, passionate and giving, and your man will never lack for the tender touch of love. If he needs an understanding heart or a steady hand, you will always be there. Yours is the kind of love that inspires great loyalty in return.

Aries Men: You are the master of your destiny, and the woman who stands beside you had better understand that. You will want her to follow wherever you lead, but beside you, not two steps behind. An idealist, you will search for the perfect partner--one who loves action and adventure, and the challenge of what is new. She must be as passionate as you, for sexual fulfillment is extremely important to you. No common interests, intellectual connection, companionship or other tie will hold you if mutual passion is lacking.

Aries Women: You sometimes see what you want to see and, with your inborn optimism, impulsively jump into relationships before you know what you're taking on. You need an exciting, vibrant man to perfectly complement you. He will be as assertive as you and give the respect, directness and equality you give him. A relationship with you never gets stale because you're willing to say how you feel and confront problems head-on, resolving them quickly and keeping love alive and fresh. You want someone who is quick-witted, has a strong sense of humor, and loves the adventure of trying something new.

Pisces Men: You have a dream image of what a woman should be. She will have to be someone very special, indeed, or else she may be just one more disappointment. She should be nice to look at, sweetly romantic, and sensitive to your moods and feelings. You will think you have found her many times before she finally arrives. Because you are such an incurable romantic, you treat all women with thoughtful kindness, and they love it. You might suffer along the way, but you're optimistic enough to know that dreams have been known to come true.

Pisces Women: Imaginative, sensitive and giving (sometimes to the point of self-sacrifice), you can always find time to listen to your lover's problems. If he ever gets sick, you'll tenderly nurse him back to health, reading poetry by his bedside or dispensing homemade chicken soup. Men are powerfully attracted to your modest style. Your ideal mate will be strong enough to shelter you from some of life's more unkind moments. He must also never take advantage of you or betray your trust, but be able to give you the same vast amount of love you're willing to shower upon him.

im a combo of the aqaurius/leo/libra...


rising-leo
sun-aquarius
moon-libra

I hope this thread is a joke, because a man who has as many God quotes as you should certainly not believe in this garbage.


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[This message was edited Sun Mar 16 21:17:52 PST 2003 by lovemachine]

RiccoTheArtist said:

This is me.

Christopher said:

sagittarius in all 3 here...

Sagittarius Women: Ever notice how difficult it is to stand next to a horse without stroking it? Sure you have. Men can sense this same vibrant aliveness in you, so they are forever finding excuses to touch you. That suits you just fine because you love male companionship. You're so spirited and energetic that it rubs off on anyone who gets near you. With your unique wit and candor, you're always fun to be with -- and you know how to handle a man so well he doesn't even know he's being handled.


sagi-edit.
[This message was edited Sun Mar 16 21:22:37 PST 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

Leo woman here

I'm a Capricorn female. But horoscopes are silly

Capricorn Women: Casual relationships are not for you. They imply a lack of permanence which is against your very nature. You enjoy togetherness, blending your life totally into someone else's. When you look at a man, you are able to assess the depth of his character rather quickly. He will, like you, have a strong sense of integrity, expect honesty in the relationship, respect traditions and family life, and want security for the future. You seek a total man. It might take you a long time to find him, but that's okay -- you know the right one is worth waiting for.



[This message was edited Sun Mar 16 21:23:23 PST 2003 by INSATIABLE]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

you got all three in sag dansa? sag's are usually cool peeps anyhow

Christopher said:

yup!

A Pices Man here


Damn they told it like is was!

Pices get along good with Capricorns! Capricorns are very colorful and know the world is not in B&W

Yeah Pices, the dying romantic!

Cancer Women: The Moon serves as a willing handmaiden to your already abundant charms. Bathed in its soft glow, what man could resist you? If he looks into your eyes, he will find much more than the reflection of that silvery disk. He will see your steady look that speaks only the truth and a warm, sensitive heart that understands his feelings. He will see eyes that are not satisfied with viewing only the outer man, but must see inside him as well. If he is lucky enough to be that special man in your life, he will feel you reaching out to him. Once he takes your hand in his, he'll never let it go.

Diva !

hugs diva and freaks her out

Christopher said:

Christopher

I'm glad Monday is almost over!

Your Monday hasn't even begun! hehe

paisleypark4 said:

Capricorn male's huh, lol

Diva said:

The same as my daughter!

I'm an alien from another sphere so this shit is useless to me.

lovemachine said:

Sometime's I wonder why i even bother, you don't know me nor will I ever give you the chance too, so Please for both of us leave me alone, Thank U

Uh, no. Men do not flock to my doorstep or bask in my glow, I'm not charming, I'm moderately tolerant but not that friendly, I think luxury is wasteful and contrived, and being pampered by others annoys me. I think that money is a stupid thing to give much thought to, and an orderly life would bore me to tears. I think marriage is stupid, I can buy my own damn flowers, and if my husband threw me a party or set up romantic evenings for two I would think he had lost his mind.

Other than that, it's dead on! Isn't that eerie?

Pisces male here.

If I weren't a superior species, I'm sure I'd believe in this shit.

TheExtraTerrestrial said:

INSATIABLE said:

Does that mean you want me to give you oral? Well if you want to get freaky with an alien, sure, okay.

TheExtraTerrestrial said:

Superior... hehe!

Diva said:

why? did you have a bad monday? its ok mondays are fucked to bein with

RiccoTheArtist said:

Kinda fits.
Like most do, btw

hmmm...I am a cancer female.

I dont get into reading my daily horoscopes...cuz besides me not believeing in the scopes, I dont wanna have a self fullfilling prophecy (if it says im gonna have a bad day)

However I have dibble dabbled into what the signs mean...and good lawd, it does trip me out.

Cancer signs: Cancer is symbolized by the Crab. You're deeply emotional and intuitive, and your top concern is family. Something of a homebody, you prefer to stay in rather than go out on the town. You can be moody, drawing into your protective shell if things get too intense around you...Good Lawd, that is so me

I am Taurus... he, he I knew I wasn't that bad of a guy!!!

This is so true!!!

"You are generous, intensely loyal and protective of your territory and loved one. You will respect your man as long as he respects you in return, and will keep him happily showered with loving affection."

Cierto.

What a dreadfully heterosexual view of the world.

That being said, replace "woman" with "man" in "Cancer Men", and it pretty much fits like a glove.