What sort of naughty tricks would you get up to?

I can't tell you how many times I've cast a spell that has made an Orger post a sex related thread.

And, if you kiss MrBliss (with tongues - and only if you're a sexy lesbian), you'll find out his true identity!

Every single Orger is under one of my spells that makes them reply to IceNine's threads. Ice paid me a LOT of money for that spell (believe me, even fairies have to make a living, although this kind of living is called 'prostitution' in the fairy world).

Oh, and everybody who posts on this thread will receive a spectacular love treat the day after they post. All courtesy of The Good Fairy

I have never posted a sex-related thread.

Do fairy's like cornbread?

<--just wants his spectacular love treat

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

Ooh, cornbread. Lovely cornbread. Can I have some? Have you got any? I'll do anything.

TheOrger said:

Uhhh, sure. But u have 2 give me althom's account.

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

Ooh, I shouldn't, but...

Here's althom's account. Now, all you have to do is swim to Hawaii to get it. Simple.

TheOrger said:

I'm uhhh, a triple amputee & I can't so just lemme have it now. Please. :beggingemoticon:

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

Little Baby Jesus doesn't like liars and neither do I.

Now you can't have althom's account. And you can go to bed without any supper.

TheOrger said:

U don't believe me? . It's true, it all started a long time ago on the tiny middleeastern island of Rahghklffvjkj'vdhhsa''afjsaj'''dbhd,dnhhs...

teller said:

ditto that. i'd become invisible, fly overhead crowds, and drop colorful little party hats on people's heads.

TheOrger said:

He...he!

I would make all hairy men walk around shirtless.

I would force ALL Orgers to reply to all of my threads.

I would feed all starving children, stop all wars and make the world a better place to be etc. etc. etc.

If I were magic I'd make my boss start bringing me a cafe mocha and a fresh crawssant every morning. I'd fix it so he just think that's normal

Hey my finger's glowing!