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I Have Found My Calling! GOD spoke to me on this glorious, warm, sunny Sunday. He said to me, "Rhonda! Gather ye Christian soldiers! It is time to hit the road! It is time to spread my WORD. The world needs my WORD now more than ever! We need peace. We need to speak of love, the love of ME! GOD! I AM GOD!"
I have found my calling as a televangelist, and travellin' preacher! My trusty sidekick The Right Reverend Tony will join me, Rhonda the Redeemer. We are going out to spread the word! PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Praise the Lord, Rhonda the Redeemer! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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Forgive me, for I have sinned... Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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REMEMBER! THE ONLY THING HOTTER THAN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL IS SISTER RHONDA'S CHILLI! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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go 'head, sister rhonda!!!
 
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back.  | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! That sounds kind of sexual!  | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! That sounds kind of sexual! Damn! Somebody needs some!!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! That sounds kind of sexual! You would think so! GOD STRIKES DOWN PERVERTS WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ROD! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! That sounds kind of sexual! You would think so! GOD STRIKES DOWN PERVERTS WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ROD!
She said 'rod'... huh huh... Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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She said 'rod'... huh huh... Damn...you beat me to it. | |
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INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! That sounds kind of sexual! You would think so! GOD STRIKES DOWN PERVERTS WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ROD!
She said 'rod'... huh huh... God has a special rod for you. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! That sounds kind of sexual! You would think so! GOD STRIKES DOWN PERVERTS WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ROD!
She said 'rod'... huh huh... God has a special rod for you. Oooo! You lucky girl. | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! That sounds kind of sexual! You would think so! GOD STRIKES DOWN PERVERTS WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ROD!
She said 'rod'... huh huh... God has a special rod for you. Oooo! You lucky girl. Remember we all are god! In one with everything that exist and we cannot be not God because if God IS everything then U r everything. God is not a person, it is our feelings, our energy, our air, our thoughts. But since Christinaity fucked it up, that's how people beliv oh well Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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paisleypark4 said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: INSATIABLE said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PRAISE GOD! LOAD THE BUS! Someone make sure that bus never comes back. I'm comin' to your house first, althom! YOU NEED MY HEALING HANDS AND THE POWERS OF GOD TO FLOW THROUGH YOUR VEINS! YOU NEED ME! That sounds kind of sexual! You would think so! GOD STRIKES DOWN PERVERTS WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ROD!
She said 'rod'... huh huh... God has a special rod for you. Oooo! You lucky girl. Remember we all are god! In one with everything that exist and we cannot be not God because if God IS everything then U r everything. God is not a person, it is our feelings, our energy, our air, our thoughts. But since Christinaity fucked it up, that's how people beliv oh well Right on. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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