What are some really hokey, cliched sayings you have heard/been told regarding love throughout your life?

I want some of the worst crap you can dig up. C'mon, impress me!

(BTW this is for school. )



EDIT: I finished my poem - it had to be three pages (!!) and is rather dumb because I am not a poet. I usually only write fiction, short stories, etc.

Anyhow thanks for all of your input! It really helped, as you can see. Here's the masterpiece - be kind



Dear John



Once upon a time

I once was blind but now I see

love is blind.

(Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?)



Love is pain, love hurts, love is the answer, love is a battlefield.

(What’s love got to do with it?)



It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

It can’t get any worse.

(What if this is as good as it gets?)

That which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Life is weaker than death, and death is weaker than love.

Love is stronger than pride.

Life goes on.



Life is short. Play hard.



Don’t worry, be happy.

In every cloud there is a silver lining.

God never closes a door without opening a window.

God is love.



In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

(Is this love or am I dreaming?)

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.



Carpe diem.



Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

There’s plenty of fish in the sea.

If you love something set it free – if it doesn't come back it wasn't yours to begin with.

Love is in the air.

The early bird gets the worm.

Patience is a virtue

don’t stop till you get enough.



Good things come to those who wait.

All good things they say never last.

True love never fades.



Opposites attract.




Only time can heal. Only time can tell. Time heals all wounds.

Time is eternity.

Love makes time pass; time makes love pass.

Love is all you need.



Love is all around, love is a four letter word, love makes the world go round.

Love will keep us together

no glove, no love.



They lived happily ever after.

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

You complete me.

I love you.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry

parting is such sweet sorrow.

Every new beginning is another beginning's end.

Love, it isn’t love, until it’s passed.

(But I’m not ‘in love’ with you.)
[This message was edited Wed Feb 26 2:10:11 PST 2003 by Natsume]

Love is blind.

All good things come to those who wait.

Natsume said:

"Never go to bed angry" after you've had a fight with your man or woman.

"Boys will be boys" (enough of THAT crap)

And that's all the crap I can dig up at this moment.

Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Anything "kafkaesque".

This shit is great! Keep 'em coming...

The hokier the better

Lets be friends. (After a relationship has ended)

It may have worked for some people but not for me.

It's not you, it's me.

I just need some space.

you can't teach an old duck new tricks

Lleena said:

Yeah really, I hate that shit!!!

I'm not lying to you. Really, I'm not.

I'll love you forever.

I would never hurt you or lie to you. Trust me.

How about...

It could be worse. (after you have had the shittiest day ever)

It is my life. (I heard a 11 year old tell that to her mom)

2 more classics:

I love you, but I realized I'm not "in love" with you.

It "just HAPPENED". I didn't plan for it to happen.

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLOCY...but it's a poor way to sucsess
TO EACH HIS OWN...
A COW NEEDS HER TAIL MORE THAN ONE SUMMER TO FAN THE FLIES OFF HER ASS...
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED...
DON'T STOP 'TIL YOU GET ENOUGH...
TO MUCH OF A GOOD THING...
WE'RE ALL BROTHERS UNDER THE SKIN :LOL:
ALWAYS TAKE THE HIGH ROAD...
DON'T SHOOT 'TIL YOU SEE THE WHITE OF THEIR EYES...
DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO IT TO YOU...
FLY UNITED...

SnowQueen said:

I WON'T CUM IN YOUR MOUTH...
IF IT HURTZ I'LL STOP...
IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WOULD...
WHUT DID YOU EXSPECT...
SHE'S JUST A FRIEND...
WE'RE LIKE COUSINS...
NOBODY BUT YOU BABY...
I COULD NEVER LOVE ANOTHER...
YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME, ONLY DIFFERENT...
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU I'LD RATHER BE ALONE...

sag10 said:

"FROM THE DAY YOU ARE BORN, TIL YOUR RIDE IN THE HURSE
THINGS ARE NEVER SO BAD, THAT THEY COULDN'T GET WORSE"

It's not what you think, I can explain.

00769BAD said:

You are the relationship cliche KING!

Hmm..how come you are so well versed in these cliches?

(how could I have forgotten the "She's just a friend" one??)

Lleena said:

Grade A cliche. Very popular.

Lleena said:

I NEVER REALIZED YOU FELT THIS WAY...
WHO YOU GONNA BELIEVE, ME, OR YOUR LYING EYES...
TRY AND TURN IT ARROUND AND MAKE ME THE ONE THAT'S FUCKED UP...
I DIDN'T HOLD A GUN TO YOUR HEAD...
WHOA... I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LOADED...
I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GETTIN READY TO CUM...
which follows
I'LL PULL OUT...

I expected you to freak out about this so that's why I never told you about it.

I didn't LIE about it. I just DIDN'T TELL YOU about it.
[This message was edited Tue Feb 25 15:36:22 PST 2003 by SnowQueen]

SnowQueen said:

in answer to your question...

I'M REALLY NOTHING LIKE THAT...
YOU JUST FEEL DEEPER THAN I DO...
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS YOUR MOTHER...
YEAH, TO YOU IT SOUNDS REHERSED

I am eating this up

You all are the best!

00769BAD said:

You have all bases covered for every possible situation, it seems like...

SnowQueen said:

I FELT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF I TOLD YOU FIRST...
IGNORANCE IS BLISS...
I WOULDN'T WANNA HURT YOU BY SAYING SUCH A THING...
I KNEW YOU WOULD TAKE IT THE WRONG WAY...

There's plenty of fish in the sea. (I mean really, who wants to date a fish?)

Love means never having to say you're sorry. (BS! If you mess up, you better apologize!)

Natsume said:

WHEN I SAID THAT, I REALLY MEANT IT. AT THE TIME...
WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT FROM MY END...
YOU ALWAYS TELL ME YOU'RE TRYING...
I'M TRYING REALLY HARD HERE...

SnowQueen said:

again...

WHY WOULD YOU SAY A THING LIKE THAT...
I'M SPEAKING FROM THE HEART, BABY...
BE PREPAIRED...