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50 rude things people do before, during or after sex 1. Before sex..don't wash ur privates. Knowing ur partner is gonna go down there for a nibble 2. During...Clear flem in yo nasty azz throat whilst we r knockin' boots WTF! 3. After..Don't pass me so much as a tissue or wet wipe after U've taken yo' cum drenched azz to the bathroom and cleaned up 4. Before... Yo nasty greasy curry and sweetcorn eating azz knows we gonna have anal sex and YO NASTY AZZ don't EVEN have the courtesy to douche that shit out | |
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if you people need 50 rules to make love, perhaps you should give it up altogether  | |
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[Take it to orgnotes with the other person rather than air your dirty laundry in the forum snip - luv4u] | |
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Mandingo said:
[Take it to orgnotes with the other person rather than air your dirty laundry in the forum snip - luv4u] Hey luv4u. Why have u not removed tinaz comment which is personal and hurtful | |
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It's really surprising how common this one is, even in the summer!!! "It's not nice to fuck with K.B.! All you haters will see!" - Kitbradley
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That's why I've never had spontaneous relations. I'm a stickler for hygeine. Apparently, many people are not.kitbradley said:
It's really surprising how common this one is, even in the summer!!! It's because of TV and movies everybody has this wild spontaneous sex anytime of day. Just hiked all day up a mountain, let's just start licking and sucking everywhere it'll be great. Nobody can detect another person in the room even though that person has had a very busy day AND just got through running five miles for their life. It confuses real life people. | |
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if the braggado in your subject heading matches your braggado in the bedroom .. well u have come up very short .. perhaps this should be number 5. on your very short list of 50 rude things that happen during sex .. pretending you have more to offer than you really do | |
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Yeah, ok. Looks like it's free 4 all on the org with personal insults and mods wont do shit. Ther4.. Yo mama | |
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6. Not returning the oral favor with an oral favor. 7. Trying to get me to kiss u after Uve just mouthed and swallowed a load of cum. U better go brush em babe. 8. Stop fucking cuz Uve cum but my balls r still plump full. 9. Expect me to go downtown on a stanky poonanny when u KNOW its stanky...then get mad when I don't. I'll eat poonanny all day...I hate stanky poonanny and won't go near it....and women...don't pretend that u don't know your poonanny b stanky. We BOTH know that b.s. 10. Farting....just don't...OK. I'll probably laugh...but just don't.. I'll laugh..it'll start smelling...and well...the fucking kind of ends...I'd rather be fucking than laughing and smelling shit. 11. Farting while I'm eating your poonanny! OH HELLLLL NAW! Bitch better have some rent money, cuz she moving the fuck out. | |
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BobGeorge909 said: 6. Not returning the oral favor with an oral favor. 7. Trying to get me to kiss u after Uve just mouthed and swallowed a load of cum. U better go brush em babe. 8. Stop fucking cuz Uve cum but my balls r still plump full. 9. Expect me to go downtown on a stanky poonanny when u KNOW its stanky...then get mad when I don't. I'll eat poonanny all day...I hate stanky poonanny and won't go near it....and women...don't pretend that u don't know your poonanny b stanky. We BOTH know that b.s. 10. Farting....just don't...OK. I'll probably laugh...but just don't.. I'll laugh..it'll start smelling...and well...the fucking kind of ends...I'd rather be fucking than laughing and smelling shit. 11. Farting while I'm eating your poonanny! OH HELLLLL NAW! Bitch better have some rent money, cuz she moving the fuck out.  | |
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So u like nasty twat n a clean salad to toss? Its ur prerogative to eat cottage cheese smelling snatch that maybe yeast infected...but since I like eating pussy too...I prefer a clean snatch ty.... [Edited 2/5/14 5:06am] Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
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12. not being able to take a joke .. | |
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