Thread started 02/03/14 5:43amHudson |
What do you do if you pass stinky gas right after you get out of the shower? Do you get back in to wash your ass or do nothing? perhaps some perfume? shove a bar of deodorant up your bumhole? |
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Reply #1 posted 02/03/14 7:31am
Frisky2Times |
It depends. If it's just air, no harm no foul (it'll dissipate ). If it's a shart, then another wash cycle is def in order. |
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Reply #2 posted 02/03/14 7:34am
luv4u Moderatormoderator |
Spray the bathroom with air freshener
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Reply #3 posted 02/03/14 7:49am
Frisky2Times |
luv4u said:
Spray the bathroom with air freshener
Do you also use air freshener up your bumhole? |
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Reply #4 posted 02/03/14 7:57am
luv4u Moderatormoderator |
Frisky2Times said:
luv4u said:
Spray the bathroom with air freshener
Do you also use air freshener up your bumhole?
Hell nawwwwwww!!!
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
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Reply #5 posted 02/03/14 9:55am
OldFriends4Sal e |
If it's stinky gas
You probably should sit on the toilet, then get back in the shower |
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Reply #6 posted 02/03/14 10:15am
psychodelicide |
Blame one of my cats. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. |
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Reply #7 posted 02/03/14 10:27am
OnlyNDaUsa
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just take a deep whiff and enjoy "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Reply #9 posted 02/03/14 3:04pm
psychodelicide |
^^ !!!!!! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. |
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Reply #10 posted 02/03/14 4:10pm
Gunsnhalen |
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Reply #11 posted 02/04/14 10:54am
OnlyNDaUsa
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Frisky2Times said:
wait! thoes bubbles are in the frount! Are you sure that is a fart? "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Reply #12 posted 02/04/14 11:04am
Frisky2Times |
OnlyNDaUsa said:
Frisky2Times said:
wait! thoes bubbles are in the frount! Are you sure that is a fart?
Yep. It's a dispersed fart. |
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Reply #13 posted 02/04/14 11:45am
morningsong |
Gunsnhalen said:
I'm glad some of you orgers are of like mind i ALWAYS have to shower after i... well you know drop the kids off at the pool. I gotta make sure it's all out... then gotta clean as fuck.
I really hate that people don't shower after they shit. YEAH YEAH i get it! you maybe in a hurry or something. But at least baby whipes or something!
Imagine someone taking a shit... then siting on your couch
I pretty much agree.
I've been told by medical doctors that one should go at least once a day, many people need to go 2-3x's a day.
I've heard a lot of people because they are disgusted by the act of taking a poop, brag that they only go once every 2-4 days. Yet they eat food several times a day, everyday.
Now image dead matter sitting up inside your body basically rotting for 3-4 days at a time. It's gonna stink. Dirty dishes stink a few hours after eating because the food on them begins to rot. It's simple biology. That mess setting up in a warm, moist, dark place for days on end can't be good for anyone.
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Reply #15 posted 02/04/14 1:02pm
Frisky2Times |
morningsong said:
Gunsnhalen said:
I pretty much agree.
I've been told by medical doctors that one should go at least once a day, many people need to go 2-3x's a day.
I've heard a lot of people because they are disgusted by the act of taking a poop, brag that they only go once every 2-4 days. Yet they eat food several times a day, everyday.
Now image dead matter sitting up inside your body basically rotting for 3-4 days at a time. It's gonna stink. Dirty dishes stink a few hours after eating because the food on them begins to rot. It's simple biology. That mess setting up in a warm, moist, dark place for days on end can't be good for anyone.
People brag that they take a poop every 2 - 4 days? For real? YIKES!
Not me. I want that stuff outta there. The bigger the better I say. Nothing better than landing a big one in the litter box daily.
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Reply #16 posted 02/04/14 1:23pm
morningsong |
Frisky2Times said:
morningsong said:
I pretty much agree.
I've been told by medical doctors that one should go at least once a day, many people need to go 2-3x's a day.
I've heard a lot of people because they are disgusted by the act of taking a poop, brag that they only go once every 2-4 days. Yet they eat food several times a day, everyday.
Now image dead matter sitting up inside your body basically rotting for 3-4 days at a time. It's gonna stink. Dirty dishes stink a few hours after eating because the food on them begins to rot. It's simple biology. That mess setting up in a warm, moist, dark place for days on end can't be good for anyone.
People brag that they take a poop every 2 - 4 days? For real? YIKES!
Not me. I want that stuff outta there. The bigger the better I say. Nothing better than landing a big one in the litter box daily.
I take it you're male.
Just the other day a radio host (female), while they were discussing how one would brooch the subject of "going", after moving in or going on a trip with a new significant other, pretty much was proud to say that she only goes once every 4 days. It sounds more feminine the fact she hardly poops. |
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Reply #17 posted 02/04/14 1:27pm
Hudson |
I poop for every meal and every snack I eat. 3 - 6 times a day. And I'd love to see a day in the life of a shower after every shit person if they had the runs. But this thread is about making your ass smell nice then farting right when you're about to dry yourself with a towel. |
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Reply #18 posted 02/04/14 2:09pm
Frisky2Times |
morningsong said:
Frisky2Times said:
People brag that they take a poop every 2 - 4 days? For real? YIKES!
Not me. I want that stuff outta there. The bigger the better I say. Nothing better than landing a big one in the litter box daily.
I take it you're male.
Just the other day a radio host (female), while they were discussing how one would brooch the subject of "going", after moving in or going on a trip with a new significant other, pretty much was proud to say that she only goes once every 4 days. It sounds more feminine the fact she hardly poops.
No, I'm a female.
Bragging about being constipated doesn't sound feminine to me. It's sounds ridiculous & stupid. |
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Reply #19 posted 02/04/14 4:09pm
morningsong |
Hudson said:
I poop for every meal and every snack I eat. 3 - 6 times a day. And I'd love to see a day in the life of a shower after every shit person if they had the runs. But this thread is about making your ass smell nice then farting right when you're about to dry yourself with a towel.
I guess that's the confusion. Someone that goes that often usually doesn't have a ton of gas and what gas they do have isn't "THAT" bad, still a little funky (its still coming out of the bowels) but not knock somebody out, fragrancing the entire room funky. Perhaps there's a need for a professional doctor's advice on this one, or one really needs to re-evaulate their diet because there is something going on the body is battling. Dairy products is a major one, once you lose the enzymes to digest certain foods, not much you can do beyond avoid ingesting them. Certain processed food become undigestable. |
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Reply #20 posted 02/05/14 7:01am
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