i know it's the weekend

and most of y'all now only come on the site

because you at work and wanna jip yo boss

by doin internet shit on his dime, BUT!!!

i got a game to play. might of done it a few years back

but HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE GO...

the point of the game is to continue to add to

a story. YOU START YOUR PART BY SAYIN "AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!"

i think i left that out before and it became a prollum when

people ended with it

I on the other hand, don't have to start with it.

So,

i was lyin in bed readin through a few post here on the org. JUST CHILLIN,

when i kinda hear a comotion startin somewhere in my periferal. no biggy.

i continue readin and laughin and makin these outrageous comments when

i notice the comotion gettin to be a part of my forefront thinkin.

"it's not garbage day" i'm thinkin, but now the noise is just outside my place.

there's boomin and bangin consistant with distruction, so i go to my front door

to see whut the deal is...

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

i look at this threads i just started and got the primonition

that if i started this thing, it was gonna become a phenominal phete.

for after all, I STARTED IT. and the voice in my head said that the voice

in his head said "'if you start it, they will come.'"

as it's hittin me that the voices in my head heard voices and had

heads, a two seater bentley comes crashin through the front of the house...

KingBAD said:

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

i look at this threads i just started and got the primonition

that if i started this thing, it was gonna become a phenominal phete.

for after all, I STARTED IT. and the voice in my head said that the voice

in his head said "'if you start it, they will come.'"

as it's hittin me that the voices in my head heard voices and had

heads, a two seater bentley comes crashin through the front of the house...

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!! that two ladies in beehive hairdoos wearing cats eye glasses, plastic rain hoods and red lipstick drove their vehicle right through the wall and into the living room of my house. well let me tell you sir, i knew right away they were aliens because who wears cats eye glasses in this day and age? aliens pretending to be human, that's who. so i pointed them in the direction of .. ...

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XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

i look at this threads i just started and got the primonition

that if i started this thing, it was gonna become a phenominal phete.

for after all, I STARTED IT. and the voice in my head said that the voice

in his head said "'if you start it, they will come.'"

as it's hittin me that the voices in my head heard voices and had

heads, a two seater bentley comes crashin through the front of the house...

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!! that two ladies in beehive hairdoos wearing cats eye glasses, plastic rain hoods and red lipstick drove their vehicle right through the wall and into the living room of my house. well let me tell you sir, i knew right away they were aliens because who wears cats eye glasses in this day and age? aliens pretending to be human, that's who. so i pointed them in the direction of the bedroom where i had been.. ...

[Edited 1/25/14 8:25am]

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

i thought the had glasses on! but one of them says to me " could you help me out of this 'meat suit' these things are only good for gettin 'round this place." well, needless to say, you coulda knocked me over wit a spoon because THE GLASSES WERE TALKIN TO ME!!!

i had to think back to when, exactly, may have been the last time i had ingested any kind of

halusenagen (sp) that may be kickin in again, when the dog walks in with this cat...

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

The cat jumps onto the dog's back and use the two beehive old ladies as a base in a creepy alien flesh version of Voltron, and before I can even react, the creature turns to me and says, "We have travelled a million light years following the source of the video signal which has transformed our society. We are looking for Graffiti Bridge. EVERYBODY is looking for Graffiti Bridge, everybody's looking for - everybody''s looking for - everybody's looking for LOVE."

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

he aimed what looked like a weapon in my direction and yelled "FIRE!!!"

then like a "cat in the hat" scene all these little tiny musicians came flowin forth

from the gun thingy, one sang "i secerely wanna fuck the taste out your mouth"

while another screamed "BAAAAAAAAAAAAMBI" with a lil guy in the corner

mutterin to himself "there will be no cussin here tonight" and when hearin this,

all the other midgets started laughin at him and yellin "pussy galore, billy jack bitch,

you sexy motha fucka, pretty nigga... WHAAAAAT???

KingBAD said:

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

he aimed what looked like a weapon in my direction and yelled "FIRE!!!"

then like a "cat in the hat" scene all these little tiny musicians came flowin forth

from the gun thingy, one sang "i secerely wanna fuck the taste out your mouth"

while another screamed "BAAAAAAAAAAAAMBI" with a lil guy in the corner

mutterin to himself "there will be no cussin here tonight" and when hearin this,

all the other midgets started laughin at him and yellin "pussy galore, billy jack bitch,

you sexy motha fucka, pretty nigga... WHAAAAAT???

AND THEN IT HAPPENT!

the director yelled "just what do you think this is? some kind of an advertisement for toothpaste?" and half the people in the room nodded yes as the other half shook their heads no so the director shook his meat suit wildly, proclaiming "let there be dance!" and they all

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

he aimed what looked like a weapon in my direction and yelled "FIRE!!!"

then like a "cat in the hat" scene all these little tiny musicians came flowin forth

from the gun thingy, one sang "i secerely wanna fuck the taste out your mouth"

while another screamed "BAAAAAAAAAAAAMBI" with a lil guy in the corner

mutterin to himself "there will be no cussin here tonight" and when hearin this,

all the other midgets started laughin at him and yellin "pussy galore, billy jack bitch,

you sexy motha fucka, pretty nigga... WHAAAAAT???

AND THEN IT HAPPENT!

the director yelled "just what do you think this is? some kind of an advertisement for toothpaste?" and half the people in the room nodded yes as the other half shook their heads no so the director shook his meat suit wildly, proclaiming "let there be dance!" and they all broke into a twostep.

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

one of them yelled "TWERK!!!" and the midgets with the 'hiny pants' started rollin on the floor while

the geriatric portion of them danced reminecent to madonna's halftime performence. the rest were doin a squirm that looked uncomforterble...

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

one of the republicans saw it comin and said,

"why would the president eat food, when so many amerikkans are starvin???"

KingBAD said:

ThisOne said:

KingBAD said:

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

one of the republicans saw it comin and said,

"why would the president eat food, when so many amerikkans are starvin???"

And then it happened the secretary asked for no anchovies

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!! the anchovy lobby protested because they had been discriminated against so publicly by the secretary and a bitter twitter war developed, words were spoken, pies were thrown and hostilities exchanged between the secretary and the anchovy lobby who finally demanded that, to compensate them for the hurt caused when the secretary said 'no anchovies', going forward laws should be passed that ALL breakfasts, lunches and dinners must include anchovies but everyone knew that wouldn't happen because

XxAxX said:

ThisOne said:

KingBAD said: And then it happened the secretary asked for no anchovies

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!! the anchovy lobby protested because they had been discriminated against so publicly by the secretary and a bitter twitter war developed, words were spoken, pies were thrown and hostilities exchanged between the secretary and the anchovy lobby who finally demanded that, to compensate them for the hurt caused when the secretary said 'no anchovies', going forward laws should be passed that ALL breakfasts, lunches and dinners must include anchovies but everyone knew that wouldn't happen because it was like peanut butter.

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

i was back in bed, three hours before the time all this had started.

but with it all seemin like some weird dream i hesitated.

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!! the anchovy lobby protested because they had been discriminated against so publicly by the secretary and a bitter twitter war developed, words were spoken, pies were thrown and hostilities exchanged between the secretary and the anchovy lobby who finally demanded that, to compensate them for the hurt caused when the secretary said 'no anchovies', going forward laws should be passed that ALL breakfasts, lunches and dinners must include anchovies but everyone knew that wouldn't happen because it was like peanut butter.

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

i was back in bed, three hours before the time all this had started.

but with it all seemin like some weird dream i hesitated.

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!! i realized that the nature of life is far too complex to delegate to one state or the other and therefore dreamtime should have equal value as awaketime and so i went back to sleep for another twenty years like a grumpy groundhog who hates shadows and

^ AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!! someone hacked into ThisOne's account and posted naughty bits on the org

AND THEN IT HAPPENED!!!

AGAIN...