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Thread started 01/28/14 1:57pm

kiasheri

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cows with gas

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #1 posted 01/28/14 3:44pm

Cow

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On the one hoof, I appreciate any exposure that bovines get on this site. On the other hoof, where are the stories about cows saving lives or curing disease? No, it's another pooting cow story.

Here's the deal. We have four stomachs and we have a high fiber diet. Do the math!

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #2 posted 01/28/14 5:22pm

XxAxX

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^ i got three, is that the right answer? confuse biggrin

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Reply #3 posted 01/28/14 6:48pm

ThisOne

Cow said:

On the one hoof, I appreciate any exposure that bovines get on this site. On the other hoof, where are the stories about cows saving lives or curing disease? No, it's another pooting cow story.



Here's the deal. We have four stomachs and we have a high fiber diet. Do the math!




Do cows eat protein from their male bull friends???
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Reply #4 posted 01/28/14 7:17pm

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Reply #5 posted 01/28/14 7:20pm

Hudson

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Cow, do you have twitter? I'd be interested in following for your views on the world and such.

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Reply #6 posted 01/28/14 8:36pm

Cow

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ThisOne said:

Cow said:

On the one hoof, I appreciate any exposure that bovines get on this site. On the other hoof, where are the stories about cows saving lives or curing disease? No, it's another pooting cow story.

Here's the deal. We have four stomachs and we have a high fiber diet. Do the math!

Do cows eat protein from their male bull friends???

Not unless there is some udder play first.

Probably should not have dignified that with a response...

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Reply #7 posted 01/28/14 8:39pm

Cow

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Hudson said:

Cow, do you have twitter? I'd be interested in following for your views on the world and such.

I don't trust Twitter. I am wary of people following me. Usually people who follow me try to tip me over.

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Reply #8 posted 01/28/14 9:07pm

ThisOne

Cow said:



ThisOne said:


Cow said:

On the one hoof, I appreciate any exposure that bovines get on this site. On the other hoof, where are the stories about cows saving lives or curing disease? No, it's another pooting cow story.



Here's the deal. We have four stomachs and we have a high fiber diet. Do the math!



Do cows eat protein from their male bull friends???

Not unless there is some udder play first.



Probably should not have dignified that with a response...




I udderstand!!!!!

Now go milk yo bull!!!

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Reply #9 posted 01/28/14 9:08pm

ThisOne

Cow said:



Hudson said:


Cow, do you have twitter? I'd be interested in following for your views on the world and such.




I don't trust Twitter. I am wary of people following me. Usually people who follow me try to tip me over.




I always thought Cows r followed on Titter not Twitter!!!

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Reply #10 posted 01/28/14 10:21pm

NDRU

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ThisOne said:

Cow said:

I don't trust Twitter. I am wary of people following me. Usually people who follow me try to tip me over.

I always thought Cows r followed on Titter not Twitter!!! neutral

Cows are slow, they are still mostly on MooSpace

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Reply #11 posted 01/28/14 10:29pm

Hudson

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You could spread the truth to a much larger audience on twitter Cow. nod

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Reply #12 posted 01/28/14 11:01pm

ThisOne

NDRU said:



ThisOne said:


Cow said:



I don't trust Twitter. I am wary of people following me. Usually people who follow me try to tip me over.



I always thought Cows r followed on Titter not Twitter!!! neutral


Cows are slow, they are still mostly on MooSpace



I heard Prince closed that site because our very own cow posted udderneath the cream

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Reply #13 posted 01/29/14 4:03am

ThisOne

One poor cow was treated for burns. sad !

Do u think they treated it with seasoning and BBQ sauce ????


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Reply #14 posted 01/29/14 9:08am

PurpleJedi

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NDRU said:

ThisOne said:

Cow said: I always thought Cows r followed on Titter not Twitter!!! neutral

Cows are slow, they are still mostly on MooSpace


doh!

fishslap -> NDRU

fishslap -> ThisOne

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #15 posted 01/29/14 9:29am

ThisOne

PurpleJedi said:



NDRU said:




ThisOne said:


I always thought Cows r followed on Titter not Twitter!!! neutral


Cows are slow, they are still mostly on MooSpace




doh!

fishslap -> NDRU

fishslap -> ThisOne





no no no! !

Milking fish slaps is a COWardly act on this thread!!!!




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Reply #16 posted 01/29/14 9:49am

KingBAD

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WOW!!!

so, if i lit a cow fart,

i could actually start the bbq

usin the most natural gas there is???

THIS IS AMAZIN!!! lol lol lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #17 posted 01/29/14 9:57am

ThisOne

KingBAD said:

WOW!!!


so, if i lit a cow fart,


i could actually start the bbq


usin the most natural gas there is???


THIS IS AMAZIN!!! lol lol lol




lol
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Reply #18 posted 01/29/14 1:11pm

Cow

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Hudson said:

You could spread the truth to a much larger audience on twitter Cow. nod

I might get addicted to it like the horse is addicted with Instagram. Stupid selfies every 5 minutes.

Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #19 posted 01/29/14 7:55pm

Red

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WOW!!!

so, if i lit a cow fart,

i could actually start the bbq

usin the most natural gas there is???

THIS IS AMAZIN!!! lol lol lol

exactly - now if we could just harness all that methane (cows and ours) we could cap the oil. There are days when after eating honey mustard that I think - whoa - if I hooked myself up to my house, I could run everything.

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Reply #20 posted 01/30/14 5:59am

PurpleJedi

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ThisOne said:

PurpleJedi said:


doh!

fishslap -> NDRU

fishslap -> ThisOne

no no no! ! Milking fish slaps is a COWardly act on this thread!!!! giggle


doh!

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #21 posted 01/31/14 11:29am

NDRU

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KingBAD said:

WOW!!!

so, if i lit a cow fart,

i could actually start the bbq

usin the most natural gas there is???

THIS IS AMAZIN!!! lol lol lol

There are methane farms for just that purpose! They collect cow farts

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Reply #22 posted 01/31/14 1:30pm

XxAxX

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NDRU said:

KingBAD said:

WOW!!!

so, if i lit a cow fart,

i could actually start the bbq

usin the most natural gas there is???

THIS IS AMAZIN!!! lol lol lol

There are methane farms for just that purpose! They collect cow farts

nod cowllection facilities

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