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you damn dirty.......birds... So get this. My mom got sick and is in the hospital. But this ain't about that. She has bird feeders that feed the wild birds we have in abundance around our house. She tries to keep them regularly filled. When she's in the hospital shell ask us to fill them for her and on occasion I will. Just now I figured I would go fill them so that when I went to the hospital I could say so and mayyyyybe get a smile out of her. So I'm out there filling the damn bird feeder and while I'm IN THE ACT....a bird shit on me. I'm glad to be honest. Cuz now I have justification to NEVER do it again. I never found it necessary and didn't like doing it. My mother would also ask me to do it for her when she claimed to not have the strength to walk the 50 feet it takes to handle the chore...when its bullshit...she can do it and its the ONLY thing she does that gets her outside the front or back door. I'm done I'm spent...fuck dem birds. I ain't feeding them ever again. | |
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one day back in the '70s i, my brother and mother where walking home from the Kingdom Hall and a bird got my brother I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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In some parts of the world it's a blessing and a sign of good fortune!!!!!
But in other parts of the world..... It's really kinda funny!!!  [Edited 1/20/14 10:24am] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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ThisOne said: In some parts of the world it's a blessing and a sign of good fortune!!!!! But in other parts of the world..... It's really kinda funny!!! [Edited 1/20/14 10:24am] Yeah ....well my backyard ain't those parts of the world. I can definitely say I see the humor in it tho. I already have laughed...am laughing, and will laugh about this. | |
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BobGeorge909 said: ThisOne said: In some parts of the world it's a blessing and a sign of good fortune!!!!! But in other parts of the world..... It's really kinda funny!!! [Edited 1/20/14 10:24am] Yeah ....well my backyard ain't those parts of the world. I can definitely say I see the humor in it tho. I already have laughed...am laughing, and will laugh about this. Which is why u need to keep on feeding the birds!! And tell your mum what happened to u Laughter is one of the most important emotions!!!  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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Instantly, I thought of this:
I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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that's just how birds say thank youWear an old coat and a hat and you should have no trouble. | |
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XxAxX said:
Well...they should thank themselves. :l | |
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SuperSoulFighter said: Wear an old coat and a hat and you should have no trouble. U r correct. But then I would be able to use it as a an excuse to not fill the bird feeders...which are actually the 'source' of my problem. The thing feeding the birds. Solo...in a way, I am my own problem...so lemme mitigate my problem with as little work as possible.... | |
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HatrinaHaterwitz said: Instantly, I thought of this:
That was sooooo gross | |
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...when doves cry...
birds are the ultimate animal of planet earth, they should be ruling it, not us
respect  | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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