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i'm cutting back i'm getting rid of the things in my life that interfere with my org time
the girlfriend... gone the music gear... gone my dog jimi... gone the job... gone family contact... gone i've also purchased a shit-load of amphetamines so i can go for days without any sleep now i can give the org the time and attention it so richly deserves  | |
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 "Climb in my fur." | |
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You gotta get rid of you ducks too and your  then you can spend more time with us lovelies!  | |
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 You mean you hadn't done that already?I'm firmly planted in denial |
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MrBliss said: i'm getting rid of the things in my life that interfere with my org time
the girlfriend... gone the music gear... gone my dog jimi... gone the job... gone family contact... gone i've also purchased a shit-load of amphetamines so i can go for days without any sleep now i can give the org the time and attention it so richly deserves With threads like this, it's easy to see why hardly anybody's bothered to bid for you on OrgBay. | |
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I  MrBliss for his commitment on this time wasting dumbass site that we all so love!  | |
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Good for you Bliss!
Have you considered getting an intravenous contraption hooked up so you don't waste valuable time eating? | |
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That's what I did, and boy do I feel great! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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2the9s said: Good for you Bliss!
Have you considered getting an intravenous contraption hooked up so you don't waste valuable time eating? great idea! ... i'll look into it | |
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You'll need a piss and shit bag too... Haystack has volunteered to come round and change them for you. As long as you send him the air fair of course.
(I'll split the dollar with you Haystack if we're successful in our evil twin venture, ok?) | |
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Therapy said: You'll need a piss and shit bag too... Haystack has volunteered to come round and change them for you. As long as you send him the air fair of course.
(I'll split the dollar with you Haystack if we're successful in our evil twin venture, ok?) | |
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Therapy said: You'll need a piss and shit bag too... Haystack has volunteered to come round and change them for you. As long as you send him the air fair of course.
(I'll split the dollar with you Haystack if we're successful in our evil twin venture, ok?) That's a good idea. I'll put the catheter in for him. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Therapy said: You'll need a piss and shit bag too... Haystack has volunteered to come round and change them for you. As long as you send him the air fair of course.
(I'll split the dollar with you Haystack if we're successful in our evil twin venture, ok?) That's a good idea. I'll put the catheter in for him. :O ouch! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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21" screen works great 4 me also, u can watch two threads at the same time, and after some practice, u can even watch tree and some porn in the right-lower corner of u'r screen. "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
My IQ is 139, what's yours? | |
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INSATIABLE said: minneapolisgenius said: Therapy said: You'll need a piss and shit bag too... Haystack has volunteered to come round and change them for you. As long as you send him the air fair of course.
(I'll split the dollar with you Haystack if we're successful in our evil twin venture, ok?) That's a good idea. I'll put the catheter in for him. :O ouch! It's a lot better than changing the shit bag! 
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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i'm thinking that if i don't eat...there wont be any need to urinate or poo  | |
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MrBliss said: i'm thinking that if i don't eat...there wont be any need to urinate or poo
Good idea. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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MrBliss said: i'm getting rid of the things in my life that interfere with my org time
the girlfriend... gone the music gear... gone my dog jimi... gone the job... gone family contact... gone i've also purchased a shit-load of amphetamines so i can go for days without any sleep now i can give the org the time and attention it so richly deserves No one is that lucky enough to live such a stress free life... | |
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minneapolisgenius said: INSATIABLE said: minneapolisgenius said: Therapy said: You'll need a piss and shit bag too... Haystack has volunteered to come round and change them for you. As long as you send him the air fair of course.
(I'll split the dollar with you Haystack if we're successful in our evil twin venture, ok?) That's a good idea. I'll put the catheter in for him. :O ouch! It's a lot better than changing the shit bag!
That's it, I'm leaving the Org. Pack up your troubles in the old shit bag and smile, smile, smile... | |
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sounds like a country song... | |
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rio said: sounds like a country song...
ewww | |
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MrBliss said: i'm thinking that if i don't eat...there wont be any need to urinate or poo
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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MrBliss said: i'm getting rid of the things in my life that interfere with my org time
the girlfriend... gone the music gear... gone my dog jimi... gone the job... gone family contact... gone i've also purchased a shit-load of amphetamines so i can go for days without any sleep now i can give the org the time and attention it so richly deserves You Dafty  | |
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We are struggling to find a name for your condition. | |
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MrBliss said: i'm getting rid of the things in my life that interfere with my org time
the girlfriend... gone the music gear... gone my dog jimi... gone the job... gone family contact... gone i've also purchased a shit-load of amphetamines so i can go for days without any sleep now i can give the org the time and attention it so richly deserves Oh you are so thoughtful. | |
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Spontaneous shedding of personal life?
No, wait, that would be a symptom. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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MrBliss said: i'm getting rid of the things in my life that interfere with my org time
the girlfriend... gone the music gear... gone my dog jimi... gone the job... gone family contact... gone i've also purchased a shit-load of amphetamines so i can go for days without any sleep now i can give the org the time and attention it so richly deserves SCORE 10 1/2 ! | |
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The Org Syndrome? I'm firmly planted in denial |
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