Is to shut the fuck up, man up, woman up, and suit up, and lube up. For the big angry dick of life! take it!!!! take it good!!!!!!!! take it three times! and make sure you douched.

After that, grab a slice of pie and a burger (For you vegans who want to cut off my penis and hang it from your fireplace... you can have a veggie burger) and enjoy life. Don't let it fuck you too many times! the dick will penetrate your brains every year. But, i want all of you to fight back, be strong, and be the kickass sorgers you all are.

Also... a new years list for y'all.

1. D'angelo is not coming out with that new cd. Stop sucking the music juice and accept it.

2. Prince doesn't care about you. Now enjoy his music, and don't worry about him as a person. And remember he once farted on an elevator while singing ''Shame on a nigga''

3. Kcool we all love you. the org wouldn't be the same without you reporting on nonsense. Now quote a random bible verse, insult me and call me boo boo, have a few of these and breath.

4. Rodeoscrodeo & Purplejedi DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?

5. I have feelings., I try not to get them hurt, or hurt them on the org. If that happens i'm sorry... one of us has to to take the tiny org ick for awhile. Unless it's Dan! back when he was Thai before he turned Vietnamese he was at least 12. Now he's only 10.

6. When y'all lift you think you look like Stallone, or Mick Jager. When in reality you look like Bjork about to take a shit... while singing wordy rappinghood. And you look like George Michaels bathroom stalls.

7. The mods aren't evil. They maybe crazy sometimes... but they're not out ot destroy your lives. Unless you tell where Prince hides his vault.

8. When we can all admit Timbaland, Willieatassam and other hip-hop producers... have stolen more music from Asians, Native America and Middle Eastern people. Then all of Europe & Christopher Columbus combined...we will all be happier.

9. I love you all

10. This is filler.

Lawd Have Mercy as I sip my drink

nursev said:

Lawd Have Mercy as I sip my drink

Sip on that drink. Life gave it to you.. instead of the dick.

Gunsnhalen said:

nursev said:

Lawd Have Mercy as I sip my drink

Sip on that drink. Life gave it to you.. instead of the dick.

if i wasnt drunk.....

OK, but DON'T DOUCHE! It causes yeast infections and other nastiness! Take a damn probiotic, people. There are probiotics for vaginas, stomachs and even bad breath! This is what I want from all of you in 2014 -- take your probiotics so I don't have to smell your damn breath or your gas.

http://womenshealth.gov/p...ing.html#d

[Edited 12/31/13 19:12pm]

Arbwyth said:

OK, but DON'T DOUCHE! It causes yeast infections and other nastiness! Take a damn probiotic, people. There are probiotics for vaginas, stomachs and even bad breath! This is what I want from all of you in 2014 -- take your probiotics so I don't have to smell your damn breath or your gas.

http://womenshealth.gov/p...ing.html#d

[Edited 12/31/13 19:12pm]

Knowing the source, I would think he means butt douche.

Just to get in my 2 paise, I've never heard anything from Timbaland that sounded Indian , if it was lifted off some other part of Asia I wouldn't know. OTOH, Bollywood has lifted tons of stuff off of US ppl, so..... it's cool

Wait! there was this one Kelly Rowland song..... is Timbaland her producer?!!

kewlschool said:

Arbwyth said:

OK, but DON'T DOUCHE! It causes yeast infections and other nastiness! Take a damn probiotic, people. There are probiotics for vaginas, stomachs and even bad breath! This is what I want from all of you in 2014 -- take your probiotics so I don't have to smell your damn breath or your gas.

http://womenshealth.gov/p...ing.html#d

[Edited 12/31/13 19:12pm]

Knowing the source, I would think he means butt douche.

No! The research isn't as comprehensive on anal douching, but it still probably isn't a good idea. In addition to the issues below, butts also have a protective mucosal lining that can be disrupted by douching. If you're that worried about butt bacteria, use a condom and take vitamin C (with bioflavinoids). Plus probiotics, of course. And maybe a lorazapam or however the fuck it is spelled, just because it's probably not good to have butt bacteria paranoia.

http://www.sfcityclinic.o.../misc3.asp

But everything else in the original post is TRUTH.

On edit, I just had to add that I'm a vegan and when people say "burger" I just assume that veggie burger is included. Unless it's a McDonald's menu or something along those lines. We are not all PETA lunatics, people! Well, some of us are. But most of us are too busy and/or drunk to cut off and display anyone's penis.

[Edited 1/1/14 0:26am]

Gunsnhalen said:

4. Rodeoscrodeo & Purplejedi DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?

LMAO, yes I do.

Arbwyth said:

kewlschool said:

Knowing the source, I would think he means butt douche.

No! The research isn't as comprehensive on anal douching, but it still probably isn't a good idea. In addition to the issues below, butts also have a protective mucosal lining that can be disrupted by douching. If you're that worried about butt bacteria, use a condom and take vitamin C (with bioflavinoids). Plus probiotics, of course. And maybe a lorazapam or however the fuck it is spelled, just because it's probably not good to have butt bacteria paranoia.

http://www.sfcityclinic.o.../misc3.asp

But everything else in the original post is TRUTH.

On edit, I just had to add that I'm a vegan and when people say "burger" I just assume that veggie burger is included. Unless it's a McDonald's menu or something along those lines. We are not all PETA lunatics, people! Well, some of us are. But most of us are too busy and/or drunk to cut off and display anyone's penis.

[Edited 1/1/14 0:26am]

The "source" about why he is requesting a butt douche would be Gunshalen. Not the scientific reasons but the sexual readiness is why. I think you missed the humor in my post and his.

kewlschool said:

Arbwyth said:

No! The research isn't as comprehensive on anal douching, but it still probably isn't a good idea. In addition to the issues below, butts also have a protective mucosal lining that can be disrupted by douching. If you're that worried about butt bacteria, use a condom and take vitamin C (with bioflavinoids). Plus probiotics, of course. And maybe a lorazapam or however the fuck it is spelled, just because it's probably not good to have butt bacteria paranoia.

http://www.sfcityclinic.o.../misc3.asp

But everything else in the original post is TRUTH.

On edit, I just had to add that I'm a vegan and when people say "burger" I just assume that veggie burger is included. Unless it's a McDonald's menu or something along those lines. We are not all PETA lunatics, people! Well, some of us are. But most of us are too busy and/or drunk to cut off and display anyone's penis.

[Edited 1/1/14 0:26am]

The "source" about why he is requesting a butt douche would be Gunshalen. Not the scientific reasons but the sexual readiness is why. I think you missed the humor in my post and his.

Douching politics are very serious!!!!!!

The politics of what color water comes out is needed to be talked at dinner tables. Are you douching brown water? blue? what about green? this should be talked about in churches.

RodeoSchro said:

Gunsnhalen said:

4. Rodeoscrodeo & Purplejedi DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?

LMAO, yes I do.

...and he's trying to motivate me to get back on that horse!

For the record, I hit the gym a few times last month...I even got the nerve to enter the prison yard section and got myself trying to benchpress. Not even gonna post how lame the weight was...but I'm at least going to give it a shot more frequently now. Try to get to bench at least my current bodyweight. That's my goal.


But this thread rocks. Happy New Year b*tches!!!