Do hipsters even lift? I'm not even trying to joke... why do hardcore hipsters always have pancake arms? and a look of deepness with empty water eyes? i think all that hatred and judging of ''how mainstream'' an artist has gotten turn into calories. I also think reading pitchfork and buzzfeed does the same.

But, i think the hatred all turns to calories and fat. I hope one day they can learn... to stop with the hate... learn to love again. And learn to work those pancake arms for something other than trying to play shitty DJ instruments. That does not count as a bicept workout! you beard having, Radiohead & Neutral Milk Hotel worhsiping hippy.

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hmmm... most hipsters i know are rather thin

i don't get what is a hipster is. can i get a clear definition. all the definitons i've gotten are contradictory

"hipsters were hats and beards"

"hipsters are dirty people with no morals"

"hipsters are people who go against everything"

"girl, i don't know"

"hipsters are trust fund babies"

"hipsters are kicking out latinos out of San Francisco"

"hipsters live in rockridge and oakland"

i don't know what a hipster is?!?

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NoVideo said:

hmmm... most hipsters i know are rather thin

True... either fat or really thin. I was actually wanting to put that either way... pancake arms.

because hipsters, in their nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, avoid exercise as a non-intellectual activity; ergo, they're all fat or skinny...

JoeTyler said:

because hipsters, in their nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, avoid exercise as a non-intellectual activity; ergo, they're all fat or skinny...

Marry me.

Gunsnhalen said:

JoeTyler said:

because hipsters, in their nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, avoid exercise as a non-intellectual activity; ergo, they're all fat or skinny...

Marry me.

I could...hurt you...

awww...

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JoeTyler said:

because hipsters, in their nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, avoid exercise as a non-intellectual activity; ergo, they're all fat or skinny...

Rococo said:

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OMG!

Deadspin used to have a regular feature called "Look at These F***ing Hipsters". Apparently it was a hipster thing to wear basketball jersies of obscure 80's and 90's NBA players.

Actually, most of the hipsters in those pictures didn't look un-athletic, so maybe there are a few hipsters that can chew gum and walk at the same time, or lift 50% of their body weight.

RodeoSchro said:

Deadspin used to have a regular feature called "Look at These F***ing Hipsters". Apparently it was a hipster thing to wear basketball jersies of obscure 80's and 90's NBA players.

Actually, most of the hipsters in those pictures didn't look un-athletic, so maybe there are a few hipsters that can chew gum and walk at the same time, or lift 50% of their body weight.

As mythical as Big Foot

Rococo said:

i don't get what is a hipster is. can i get a clear definition. all the definitons i've gotten are contradictory

"hipsters were hats and beards"

"hipsters are dirty people with no morals"

"hipsters are people who go against everything"

"girl, i don't know"

"hipsters are trust fund babies"

"hipsters are kicking out latinos out of San Francisco"

"hipsters live in rockridge and oakland"

i don't know what a hipster is?!?

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Since I live in one of the original hipster capitols of the world, I would say that the most I see are thin to in shape and few are out of shape.

HuMpThAnG said:

Rococo said:

i don't get what is a hipster is. can i get a clear definition. all the definitons i've gotten are contradictory

"hipsters were hats and beards"

"hipsters are dirty people with no morals"

"hipsters are people who go against everything"

"girl, i don't know"

"hipsters are trust fund babies"

"hipsters are kicking out latinos out of San Francisco"

"hipsters live in rockridge and oakland"

i don't know what a hipster is?!?

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From the Urban dictionary



hipster

JoeTyler said:

because hipsters, in their nauseating pseudo-intellectualism, avoid exercise as a non-intellectual activity; ergo, they're all fat or skinny...

One of my nephews is an acerbic hipster. I finally got tired of his smart-aleckness and told him, "You're pretty cocksure for a kid that's wearing Prince's hairdo from 1984".

He spent the rest of the night trying to figure out if that was good irony or bad irony, LOL.

RodeoSchro said:

One of my nephews is an acerbic hipster. I finally got tired of his smart-aleckness and told him, "You're pretty cocksure for a kid that's wearing Prince's hairdo from 1984".

He spent the rest of the night trying to figure out if that was good irony or bad irony, LOL.

Does it really look like that? Post his hair!

Hipsters smell like unwashed clothes. I genuinely hate taking the L train to Brooklyn because it's full of hipsters that don't seem to know what laundry detergent (or aren't familiar with what washing one's clothes) is.

RodeoSchro said:

One of my nephews is an acerbic hipster. I finally got tired of his smart-aleckness and told him, "You're pretty cocksure for a kid that's wearing Prince's hairdo from 1984".

He spent the rest of the night trying to figure out if that was good irony or bad irony, LOL.

Hipsters love them some Purple Rain. A couple of years ago, the 92nd St Y was screening Purple Rain. It was me, my guy, and a bunch of hipsters who likely weren't even born in 1984 and they knew EVERY SINGLE LINE!!

Cinny said:

RodeoSchro said:

One of my nephews is an acerbic hipster. I finally got tired of his smart-aleckness and told him, "You're pretty cocksure for a kid that's wearing Prince's hairdo from 1984".

He spent the rest of the night trying to figure out if that was good irony or bad irony, LOL.

Does it really look like that? Post his hair!

It sort of does. It's pretty much the exact hairstyle but without curls. And it was NOT the look he was going for, LOL.

I don't have any current pictures of him.

jone70 said:

Hipsters smell like unwashed clothes. I genuinely hate taking the L train to Brooklyn because it's full of hipsters that don't seem to know what laundry detergent (or aren't familiar with what washing one's clothes) is.

RodeoSchro said:

One of my nephews is an acerbic hipster. I finally got tired of his smart-aleckness and told him, "You're pretty cocksure for a kid that's wearing Prince's hairdo from 1984".

He spent the rest of the night trying to figure out if that was good irony or bad irony, LOL.

Hipsters love them some Purple Rain. A couple of years ago, the 92nd St Y was screening Purple Rain. It was me, my guy, and a bunch of hipsters who likely weren't even born in 1984 and they knew EVERY SINGLE LINE!!

LOL, awesome!

How are you? I hope all is well!

I'm not sure they really exist.

Has anyone here ever met a self-identified hipster?

Like, "That's right I am a hipster, let me tell you what is currently hip vs. square. I have my ironic Mr. Bubble t-shirt which is two sizes too small, my acid washed jeans from the 90s and my scraggly beard, which are listed in HIP Magazine this month as on the Do list. Last week I was a vegetarian, but the rules were updated on Monday allowing me to eat meat as long as it is organ meat, so I get my lunch of kidneys and gizzards, Asian Fusion style, at a popular lunch truck. I no longer listen to dubstep as that is too strongly identified with 2011; right now I am appreciating the resurgence of interest in 1930s German expressionism and learning the ballroom dance styles of the Weimar period."

I must really be out of touch. I had to Google "hipster" to find out what it means.

bobzilla77 said:

I'm not sure they really exist.

Has anyone here ever met a self-identified hipster?

Like, "That's right I am a hipster, let me tell you what is currently hip vs. square. I have my ironic Mr. Bubble t-shirt which is two sizes too small, my acid washed jeans from the 90s and my scraggly beard, which are listed in HIP Magazine this month as on the Do list. Last week I was a vegetarian, but the rules were updated on Monday allowing me to eat meat as long as it is organ meat, so I get my lunch of kidneys and gizzards, Asian Fusion style, at a popular lunch truck. I no longer listen to dubstep as that is too strongly identified with 2011; right now I am appreciating the resurgence of interest in 1930s German expressionism and learning the ballroom dance styles of the Weimar period."

But seriously, a true hipster would never admit to being a hipster.

^^ But why not? When I was a punk rocker, we would constantly argue about "what does it mean to be punk"? We rarely reached consensus, but we were willing to admit that yes, we were punkers. Arguing over what it meant was fun, kept us on our toes.

The only people talking about hipster attributes seem to be, the people who want to make fun of hipsters.

bobzilla77 said:

^^ But why not? When I was a punk rocker, we would constantly argue about "what does it mean to be punk"? We rarely reached consensus, but we were willing to admit that yes, we were punkers. Arguing over what it meant was fun, kept us on our toes.

The only people talking about hipster attributes seem to be, the people who want to make fun of hipsters.

I don't know. All I know is my hipster friends* would never call themselves hipsters. Maybe inside they know they are, but I don't think they would openly admit it.

*Who do not live in Brooklyn or smell like unwashed clothes.

jone70 said:

bobzilla77 said:

I'm not sure they really exist.

Has anyone here ever met a self-identified hipster?

Like, "That's right I am a hipster, let me tell you what is currently hip vs. square. I have my ironic Mr. Bubble t-shirt which is two sizes too small, my acid washed jeans from the 90s and my scraggly beard, which are listed in HIP Magazine this month as on the Do list. Last week I was a vegetarian, but the rules were updated on Monday allowing me to eat meat as long as it is organ meat, so I get my lunch of kidneys and gizzards, Asian Fusion style, at a popular lunch truck. I no longer listen to dubstep as that is too strongly identified with 2011; right now I am appreciating the resurgence of interest in 1930s German expressionism and learning the ballroom dance styles of the Weimar period."

But seriously, a true hipster would never admit to being a hipster.

It's true, they wont admit to being one.