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GDOLOGY 101 - CONDITIONS OF THE ORG Unquotitis : A pronounced tendency to unquote. Extreme cases involve a loss of connection with reality.
Exititis : A tendency to leave the Org frequently. Bumpomania : An intense urge to bump. Positivitis : An inordinate tendency to be positive. Negativitis : An inordinate tendency to be negative. Chronic Posting Disorder : An inability to stop posting. Humouromania : An uncontrollable urge to be funny anx read funny threads. Confrontomania : An uncontrollable urge to be confrontational. Monotopicalia : A tendency to only talk about one subject for long periods of time. Lurkophilis : A morbid inability to start threads or post. Self-replytitis : An inordinate need to reply to your own threads. Princeforumania : An incomprehensible tendency to post in the Prince forum. Reportamessagetothemoderatoritis : A pathologic need to report messages to the moderator. Blockbuster Syndrome : Anxiety disorder brought on by the fear you won't top your last popular thread. Orgophobia : The irrational fear and dislike of all things Org.. QuoteQuote-ulosis* : Orgers who choose to quote a post that is quoting an already quoted post which includes a previously quoted post. Ultimately this leaves your post pretty much unreadable. Contrarian Evil Twin Syndrome Dual personalities, one of which is an unflinching Devil's advocate. Avataria An urge to change avatars frequently. Asignaturia Being without a sig. Sigmania : Constantly changing your sig. Formatophilia : An irrational insistence on proper formatting. Sybiliphilia : Or Multiple Identity Disorder, as it was known before. Contributors : Dr Haystack (*) [This message was edited Sat Mar 15 18:11:33 PST 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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I fall under four of those categories. | |
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Haystack said: I wish I was straight.
You'll get over it. | |
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Confrontomania and Negativitis... Yep, that's me! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Cloudbuster, I wish you'd do something about your bad breath. Talking to me so closely like that. Eat a mint or clean your teeth or something.
Jeez... | |
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Haystack said: Cloudbuster, I wish you'd do something about your bad breath. Talking to me so closely like that. Eat a mint or clean your teeth or something.
Jeez... ...us. | |
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Haystack said: I fall under four of those categories.
Probably more now.  | |
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My categories are;
Unquotitis Bumpomania (Particularly Self-Bumpomania) Chronic Posting Disorder Humouromania Self-replyitis Blockbuster Syndrome (who was that category invented for?) May I also add (although I don't include myself here); QuoteQuote-ulosis : Characterized by Orgers who choose to quote a post that is quoting an already quoted post which includes a previously quoted post. Ultimately this leaves your post pretty much unreadable. | |
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Haystack said: My categories are;
Unquotitis Bumpomania (Particularly Self-Bumpomania) Chronic Posting Disorder Humouromania Self-replyitis Blockbuster Syndrome (who was that category invented for?) May I also add (although I don't include myself here); QuoteQuote-ulosis : Characterized by Orgers who choose to quote a post that is quoting an already quoted post which includes a previously quoted post. Ultimately this leaves your post pretty much unreadable. Excellent. As for Blockbuster Syndrome, I'm pleased to inform you that you premiered the term back in January, right after PACOTOAY.  | |
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BTW, there's no truth to the rumor I have all of these conditions. | |
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Contrarian Evil Twin Syndrome Dual personalities, one of which is an unflinching Devil's advocate.
Avataria An urge to change avatars frequently. Asignaturia Being without a sig. Sigmania : Constantly changing your sig. Formatophilia : An irrational insistence on proper formatting. Sybiliphilia : Or Multiple Identity Disorder, as it was known before. | |
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