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Thread started 03/15/03 9:48am

IceNine

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Songs about Jesus... probably VERY OFFENSIVE to some people. Simple rule: don't even go here if you are offended easily

Download this great song:

http://home.attbi.com/~ts...n/jesus.ra


Song: Jesus
Artist: Feederz
Album: Let The Eat Jellybeans (Complilation)
Lyrics:

Jesus

We nailed you to a cross, but you're still a fucking pain
Dead 2000 years, still can't get it through your brain
You're just a worthless corpse, you're just a pile of shit
Give me a couple of nails, and I'll ventilate your pit

Jesus entering from the rear
Fucking you in the ass
Just another faggot
In just another mass

We won't take it any more, we just won't take that trash
You're another stupid martyr with another rectal rash
We won't take you in the butt, we're just waiting for the when
We've got a lot of nails to do it to you again

You thought it would be cute, you thought it would be fun
But wait 'til I split your shitter with a soldering gun
Jesus on a plate, Jesus a la carte
Jesus under glass, just another fucking tart


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[This message was edited Sat Mar 15 9:51:33 PST 2003 by IceNine]
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Reply #1 posted 03/15/03 9:50am

rdhull

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what would you ever do without religion to rally against Ice? lol
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #2 posted 03/15/03 9:51am

IceNine

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rdhull said:

what would you ever do without religion to rally against Ice? lol


I would probably get fat and die... sad

:LOL:
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Reply #3 posted 03/15/03 9:52am

rdhull

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IceNine said:

rdhull said:

what would you ever do without religion to rally against Ice? lol


I would probably get fat and die... sad

:LOL:

lol
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Reply #4 posted 03/15/03 10:53am

drclay

blame blame blame, gotta have someone to blame. Our need for blame has been the cause of all the atrocities of history. hitler blamed the jews. Malosavich blamed the serbs or whatever country his was adjacent too. But our biggest folly is our desire to blame God for the sins of man. Through this we allow ourselves to commit the scariest atrocity. Hating our creator. God gave us freedom. Plain and simple. The freedom to love or the freedom to hate. We want God to step in and control everything and make sure nothing bad ever happens, yet at the same time we would die for our freedom. It is up to us to do Good, and God will help us and guide us if we ask. It is quite obvious that Jesus doesn't condone child molestation, but boy he sure is an easy figure to point the finger at. Much easier than finding out the names of the guilty, or finding out the names of the victims. A song that actually names the guilty , or points out the real cause of the problem, just wouldn't have the same bite as one that blamed Jesus, or might actually be challenging to write. It is Jesus that inspires people to go into third world countries and feed the hungry. It is jesus that inspires people build up the inner cities. It is Jesus that inspires people to unconditionally love even their enemies. But hey let's lets go ahead and hate him cuz a some priests, that obviously didn't have God in their hearts to begin with, molested children. That makes sense. It is that same Jesus that will make those children whole again.
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Reply #5 posted 03/15/03 10:56am

minneapolisgen
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I guess drclay is not familiar with an IceNine post. lol
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Reply #6 posted 03/15/03 11:09am

xenon

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IceNine said:


But wait 'til I split your shitter with a soldering gun




LMFAO. lol
Some people are like Slinkies...

They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Reply #7 posted 03/15/03 11:19am

IceNine

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minneapolisgenius said:

I guess drclay is not familiar with an IceNine post. lol


Yep... it appears that he/she missed the boat on that one.

:LOL:
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Reply #8 posted 03/15/03 11:19am

IceNine

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xenon said:

IceNine said:


But wait 'til I split your shitter with a soldering gun




LMFAO. lol


The Feederz put out some classic rock!

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Reply #9 posted 03/15/03 11:34am

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song: precious angel
album: slow train' comin'
artist: bob dylan

Precious angel, under the sun,
How was I to know you'd be the one
To show me I was blinded, to show me I was gone
How weak was the foundation I was standing upon?

Now there's spiritual warfare and flesh and blood breaking down.
Ya either got faith or ya got unbelief and there ain't no neutral ground.
The enemy is subtle, how be it we are so deceived
When the truth's in our hearts and we still don't believe?

Shine your light, shine your light on me
Shine your light, shine your light on me
Shine your light, shine your light on me
Ya know I just couldn't make it by myself.
I'm a little too blind to see.

My so-called friends have fallen under a spell.
They look me squarely in the eye and they say, "All is well."
Can they imagine the darkness that will fall from on high
When men will beg God to kill them and they won't be able to die?

Sister, lemme tell you about a vision I saw.
You were drawing water for your husband, you were suffering under the law.
You were telling him about Buddha, you were telling him about Mohammed
in the same breath.
You never mentioned one time the Man who came and died a criminal's death.

Shine your light, shine your light on me
Shine your light, shine your light on me
Shine your light, shine your light on me
Ya know I just couldn't make it by myself.
I'm a little too blind to see.

Precious angel, you believe me when I say
What God has given to us no man can take away.
We are covered in blood, girl, you know our forefathers were slaves.
Let us hope they've found mercy in their bone-filled graves.

You're the queen of my flesh, girl, you're my woman, you're my delight,
You're the lamp of my soul, girl, and you torch up the night.
But there's violence in the eyes, girl, so let us not be enticed
On the way out of Egypt, through Ethiopia, to the judgment hall of Christ.

Shine your light, shine your light on me
Shine your light, shine your light on me
Shine your light, shine your light on me
Ya know I just couldn't make it by myself.
I'm a little too blind to see.
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Reply #10 posted 03/15/03 11:50am

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song: ready to meet him
artist: DMX
album: flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood

Let us pray
I thank you Lord for my birth, and everything that's followed
I thank you Lord for TODAY, and I will pray for tomorrow
I THANK YOU LORD for the love of my life and a friend
I made a promise - and I'm lovin my wife til the end
I thank you Lord for your GUIDANCE, cause it's all that counts
And RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW?! Lord, this is your house
I THANK YOU LORD for a dream that came true to light
and I ask you to bless everybody, in this room tonight
I don't always do the right thing, and I ask you to forgive me
cause I need you hear wit me
Without you in my life, it's empty
I THINK BACK how some people did me like, violence was the remedy
and because I think of that now, I pray for my enemy
Not because of what I'll do - but because they don't know
There's somethin BETTER AFTER HERE - and everybody, won't go
So I ask you to forgive them, and we'll hope they see
And I thank you for the love that, they've given to me
I WILL NOT ABUSE IT, nor will I lead them astray
You see I love em like children, that I see everyday
And I pray.. no, WE PRAY, together
to get us through the bad weather, and we love you forever
Let YOUR THOUGHT, and my heart, go hand in hand
I FIRST THOUGHT, but to start, but I stand a man
And for as long as I can, as long as you permit me
Please give me, the strength I need to live
Bear with me -- amen.

We each walk the path, that you've chosen
Yes..

I'm ready to meet him cause where I'm livin ain't right
Black hate white, white hate black, it's right back to the same fight
They got us suspectin a war
But the real war is to follow the law of the lord

Lord, you left me stranded, and I don't know why
Told me to live my life, now I'm ready to die
Ready to fly, I cry, but I shed no tears
You told me you would dead those fears, it's been years
Snakes still comin at me - just missin
Sometimes I think all you do with me is just listen
I thought that I was special - that's what you told me
Homey - stop actin like you don't know me
What'd I do so bad that it sent you away from me?
Not only sent you away, but made you stay away from me?
(My child I'm here, as I've always been
It is you who went away and now are back again
What did I say?) Follow your word, and be true
(What did you do?) Well, what I wanted to do
(What have you seen?) Darkness and hell at a glance
(What do you want?) All I want is another chance

(Just because you went away, my doors are not locked
Wanna come back home? All you gotta do is knock)
You see I left home a boy, but returned as a man
Full grown, and I'm still not able to stand
(I gave you a hand) Well, but I was lookin the wrong way
Figured out the plan, then I started to pray
And that prayer, took me from here - over there
- back to over here, now it got me like where
- do I belong, do I fit in?
Things on my mind, where do I begin?
It's easier to sin, but it hurts my heart
I'm really tryin to win, so where do we start?
(Thou shalt not steal) But what if he stole from me?
(Thou shalt not kill) But what if he's tryin to kill me?
(Thou shalt not, take my, name in vain
No matter how hard it rains, withstand the pain)

I'm ready to meet him -- our father, who art in heaven
I'm not ashamed to ask for guidance at twenty-seven
No longer afraid to knock on your door
Not scared anymore to lose my life in the war
After what I just saw, I'm ridin with the Lord
Cause I really can't afford to lose my head by the sword
And now that I've seen, what I need to see
Please take me, where I - need to be
(What have you learned?) It's better to tell the truth than to lie
(What have you learned?) To love my life until I die
(What have you learned?) Violence isn't always the key
(What have you learned?) You can't always believe what you see
(What have you learned?) It's better to forgive and forget
(What have you learned?) Give as you expect to get
(What have you learned?) That I can't go on without you
(What have you learned?) I musta been a fool to ever doubt you!

I'm ready to meet him
I'm ready to meet him
I'm ready to meet him
I'm ready to meet him
I'm ready to meet him
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Reply #11 posted 03/15/03 11:51am

EllisDee

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song: the man comes around
artist: johnny cash
album: american IV: the man comes around

There’s a man going round taking names,
And he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won’t be treated all the same.
There’ll be a golden ladder reaching down
When the man comes around.

The hairs on your arm will stand up
At the terror in each sip and in each sup.
Will you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter’s ground,
When the man comes around?

Hear the trumpets. Hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singing.
Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum.
Voices calling, voices crying.
Some are born and some are dying.
It’s Alpha and Omega’s kingdom come.

And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming the wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It’s hard for thee to kick against the pricks.

Till Armageddon, so shalom, no shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home.
The wise men will bow down before the throne,
And at his feet they’ll cast their golden crowns,
When the man comes around.

Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long written down
When the man comes around.

In measured hundred weight and penny pound,
When the man comes around.
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Reply #12 posted 03/15/03 12:00pm

rdhull

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Ice..I want to test your integrity. I ask you if you would kindly delete this thread out of respect for others belief system in the fact that this thread-post about the Feederz may be offensive to them. Will you delete this thread please?
"Climb in my fur."
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Reply #13 posted 03/15/03 12:05pm

xenon

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"Blasphemous Rumors" by Depeche Mode.

Words and music by Martin L. Gore. (c) 1984 Emile Music ASCAP.

Girl of 16, whole life ahead of her
Slashed her wrists, bored with life
Didn't succeed, thank the lord for small mercies

Fighting back the tears mother reads the note again
16 candles burn in her mind
She takes the blame, it's always the same
She goes down on her knees and prays

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God's god a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find him laughing.

Girl of 18 fell in love with everything
Found new life in Jesus Christ
Hit by a car
Ended up on a life support machine

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors...

Summer's day as she passed away
Birds were singing in the summer sky
Then came the rain and once again
A tear fell from her mother's eye

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors...
Some people are like Slinkies...

They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Reply #14 posted 03/15/03 12:22pm

REDFEATHERS

IceNine said:

rdhull said:

what would you ever do without religion to rally against Ice? lol


I would probably get fat and die... sad

:LOL:



IceNine, forget about getting old and fat, you know you will spend eternity burning in hell, dontcha?


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Reply #15 posted 03/15/03 12:25pm

JaneyPoos

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Erm...

Dance then wherever you mayb i am the lord of the dance said he!

Now thats either a hymn... or a prediction of michael Flatley

lol
JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...


I survived the Org Depression Spring 2003
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Reply #16 posted 03/15/03 12:32pm

REDFEATHERS

JaneyPoos said:

Erm...

Dance then wherever you mayb i am the lord of the dance said he!

Now thats either a hymn... or a prediction of michael Flatley

lol




I heart that song!!!
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Reply #17 posted 03/15/03 1:00pm

wellbeyond

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I guess drclay is not familiar with an IceNine post. lol

It's not an "IceNine post" drclay is commenting on...he's commenting on the lyrics to a song...who posted the lyrics is a bit irrelevant, actually.
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Reply #18 posted 03/15/03 1:02pm

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"Jesus" <-- there's something about that name. I wonder why. Hmmm...
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Reply #19 posted 03/15/03 1:03pm

wellbeyond

There Goes God, Crowded House:

"What'll I tell him
When he comes to me for absolution
Wouldn't you know it
Hope I don't make a bad decision

Cos I'd like to believe
There is a god
Why sinful angels suffer for love
I'd like to believe
In the terrible truth in the beautiful lie
Like to know you
But in this town I can't get arrested
If you know me
Why don't you tell me what I'm thinking

Hey don't look now
There goes God
In his sexy pants and his sausage dog
And he can't stand Beelzebub
Cos he looks so good in black, in black.."




...if God has posted this, there would be no edit statement here...
[This message was edited Sat Mar 15 13:09:33 PST 2003 by wellbeyond]
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Reply #20 posted 03/15/03 1:06pm

wellbeyond

O My God, The Police:

"Everyone I know is lonely
And God's so far away
And my heart belongs to no one
So now sometimes I pray
Please take this space between us
And fill it up some way
Take this space between us
And fill it up some way

O my God you take the biscuit
Treating me this way
Expecting me to treat you well
No matter what you say
How can I turn the other cheek
It's black and bruised and torn
I've been waiting
Since the day that I was born

Fill it up, fill it up...fill it up!!

Take this space between us
And fill it up some way
Take this space between us
And fill it up...fill it up...

Fill it up
Fill it up
Fill it up
Fill it up

The fat man in his garden
The thin man at his gate
My God you must be sleeping
Wake up, it's much too late

Take this space between us
And fill it up some way
Take this space between us
And fill it up
Fill it up

Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand rainy days
Since we first met
It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet"
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Reply #21 posted 03/15/03 1:34pm

wellbeyond

G.O.D. (Gaining One's Definition), Common:

"Yo, the education of the Lon-chicka-Lonnie Lynn
Began, began with time
Bein my bloodline is one with the divine
In time brotha, you will discover the light
Some say that God is Black and the Devil's White
Well, the Devil is wrong and God is what's right
I fight, with myself in the ring of doubt and fear
The rain ain't gone, but I can still see clear
As a child, given religion with no answer to why
Just told believe in Jesus cuz for me he did die
Curiosity killed the catechism
Understanding and wisdom became the rhythm that I played to

And became a slave to master self
A rich man is one with knowledge, happiness and his health
My mind had dealt with the books of Zen, Tao the lessons
Koran and the Bible, to me they all vital
And got truth within 'em, gotta read them boys
You just can't skim 'em, different branches of belief
But one root that stem 'em, but people of the venom try to trim 'em

And use religion as an emblem
When it should be a natural way of life
Who am I or they to say to whom you pray ain't right
That's who got you doin right and got you this far
Whether you say "in Jesus name" or "Al hum du'Allah"
Long as you know it's a bein' that's supreme to you
You let that show towards others in the things you do
Cuz when the trumpets blowin, 24 elders surround the throne

Only 144,000 gon get home
Only 144,000 gon get home
Only 144,000 gon get it baby

I've lived and I've learned
I have taken and I've earned
I have laughed, I've cried
I have failed and I have tried
Sunshine, pouring rain
found joy through all my pain
I just wanna be happy with being me

Let me voice my concern
So many of my fellow brothers have given themselves a title
That their actions didn't earn
Our ignorance is in the same breath as our innocence
Subconciously, seeking to find an impressionable mind to convince

I've finally come to the realization why Black people in the worse place
Cuz it's hard to correct yourself when you don't know
Who you are in the first place
So I try to find the clue in you
But evidently, White folks know more Black history than we do

Why're we bein' lied to? I ain't know our history was purposely hidden
Damn, somethin' in me wanna know who I am
So I began my search, my journey started in church
It gave my heartache relief when I started to understand belief
Hustlin was like a gift spent my share of time in the streets
Taught me survival from this evil I'm just gonna have to deal with

And I felt like a fool when I tried to learn it in school
It almost seemed like a rehearsal when the only
Science and math are universal
Takin elder advice, read the Bible, the Koran
Searched scrolls from the Hebrew Israelites
Hold on, this ain't right, Jesus wasn't White
Some leads were granted with insight
and it's all in the plan, but it took me some time to overstand

He still created with the imperfection of man
So, with followin' I disagree
By no means have I forgotten or forgiven what's been done to me but
I do know the Devil ain't no White man, the Devil's a spiritual mind
That's color blind, there's evil White folk and evil niggas
You gon surely find there's no positivity without negativity
But one side you gonna have to choose
Any chance to speak I refuse to misuse

So how can you call yourself God when you let a worldly possession
become an obsession and the way you write your rhymes and
Can't follow your lesson

If a seed's sown, you make sure it's known, you make sure it's grown
If you God, then save your own, don't mentally enslave your own
If you God, then save your own, don't mentally enslave your own
If you God, then save your own, don't mentally enslave your own

Well, I've lived and I've learned
I've taken and I've earned
I have laughed, I have cried
I failed and I have tried
Sunshine, pourin rain
I found joy through my pain
Just wanna be happy...bein me
Bein me"
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Reply #22 posted 03/15/03 2:10pm

TRON

I actually quite like this one:

Holy, holy, holy! Lord God Almighty!
Early in the morning our song shall rise to Thee;
Holy, holy, holy, merciful and mighty!
God in three Persons, blessèd Trinity!

Holy, holy, holy! All the saints adore Thee,
Casting down their golden crowns around the glassy sea;
Cherubim and seraphim falling down before Thee,
Who was, and is, and evermore shall be.

Holy, holy, holy! though the darkness hide Thee,
Though the eye of sinful man Thy glory may not see;
Only Thou art holy; there is none beside Thee,
Perfect in power, in love, and purity.

Holy, holy, holy! Lord God Almighty!
All Thy works shall praise Thy Name, in earth, and sky, and sea;
Holy, holy, holy; merciful and mighty!
God in three Persons, blessèd Trinity!
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Reply #23 posted 03/15/03 2:33pm

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Oh my (good fuckin') god!! omg

While searching for songs to post on this thread I found this.

Artist. Ejaculated Whore





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homosex is illegal..so die faggot!!
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bi sexuals go bye bye with my baseball bat
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cunt feast on the retard bus
my mom packs a 12 inch cock
i left my dick on the subway gutted cock dissection
refrigerate old cunts so theyre fresh when i eat them
her pussy bleeds maggot juice
worms crawl from the tip of my cock
raping a fucking deformed bitch
luring little girls into my house so i can mutilate and fuck their pussies
god raped my cat
jesus fisted my dick
jesus came inside his own mouth
suck on my sweaty balls or die
jesus fucked his own ass with the crucifix
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i pledge alleiance to your ass
masturbating a horse
making a donkey spin on my cock
tunafish smeared on my cunt
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dykes should geth thier tits chopped
off
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prostitute skullfuck with my car door bonfire of the fucking faggots
decomposing farm animal fuck
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fetish for rectal carnage
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i buttfucked the virgin mary
i fucked your sister blind
rectal bleeding
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baptized in dog shit
i raped your dog with a hammer
fecal whore
inbreeding the neighborhood pets
nun fuck with priest cunt
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gat packin motherfuckin cuntbags
cum bath with my sisters menstrual shit
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shitwhore lick my fuck hole
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69 on my cat
i use my grandmas corpse as a cumrag
bill clintons tits being raped by my cunt
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fucking dead bloated whores
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ejaculate on jesus' rotted cunt
crusty mayonaisse cunt scabs
your mom sucks my dick with a bridge under it masturbate with sandpaper
autopsy cunt
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vulva cunt
fisting your dogs bowels
bowel bitch
faggot massacre
born to slaughter the fags
homosexual bloodbath
jerking off with pussy blood
take it like a man...in the ass you queer
notorious FAG killer
fuck tupacs dead rotting orfices
raping a bitches cunt
kiddie porn makes me cum in jesus's cunt
vaginal haemorrage
cannibalizing jesus' rotted cunt
regurgitated dog balls


Now thats just nasty! biggrin
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Reply #24 posted 03/15/03 3:20pm

lovemachine

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xenon said:

Oh my (good fuckin') god!! omg

While searching for songs to post on this thread I found this.

Artist. Ejaculated Whore





raping rectal semen sluts
womb fuck
mucus fuck with slut whores
raping the cunts of baggage claim fags
autopsy gang bang
bile indulgance with tits dripping scum on my face menstrual shit cakes
granola fags wrapped in cummy loads of ass whores
testicle cunt
picking up my severed tits from the middle of my moms whore
homosex is illegal..so die faggot!!
my cock bubbles up and blisters
rusty blades inserted into faggot genitalia cockroach infested cunt
taco bell abortion party
circle jerk on a dolphin carcass
cummy scabs made from whores
fuckin tit cunts pussy dyke tit
star wars is for homos who have a death wish drag queen shit bath transsexual killer
bi sexuals go bye bye with my baseball bat
put your dick on the ground so i can ice skate over it
i killed a whore cunt tit fuck slut with a crowbar put your head behind my tire while i back up slaughtering the menstrual dykes
shit faced whores cum on filthy cocks
bloodbath at the faggot convention
smelly pussy makes me ejaculate on my legs severed cunts make me cum
eating out my dads pussy
staple shut whore cunts
raping the crippled sluts
lesbian autopsy fuck sluts
cunt feast on the retard bus
my mom packs a 12 inch cock
i left my dick on the subway gutted cock dissection
refrigerate old cunts so theyre fresh when i eat them
her pussy bleeds maggot juice
worms crawl from the tip of my cock
raping a fucking deformed bitch
luring little girls into my house so i can mutilate and fuck their pussies
god raped my cat
jesus fisted my dick
jesus came inside his own mouth
suck on my sweaty balls or die
jesus fucked his own ass with the crucifix
your sister has a dick
toaster oven whore fuck
abortion whore masturbating in a shit filled toilet
i pledge alleiance to your ass
masturbating a horse
making a donkey spin on my cock
tunafish smeared on my cunt
admiring the rape of a catholic school girl while i jerk off
tasty cunt
dykes should geth thier tits chopped
off
hooker killer
prostitute skullfuck with my car door bonfire of the fucking faggots
decomposing farm animal fuck
shit whore old lady labia licking
fetish for rectal carnage
cunt juice fetish
god rapes my cunt
i buttfucked the virgin mary
i fucked your sister blind
rectal bleeding
fisting your dad
baptized in dog shit
i raped your dog with a hammer
fecal whore
inbreeding the neighborhood pets
nun fuck with priest cunt
blowing chunky loads on monkey brains
gat packin motherfuckin cuntbags
cum bath with my sisters menstrual shit
eat my shit you faggot
shitwhore lick my fuck hole
rape my tits
69 on my cat
i use my grandmas corpse as a cumrag
bill clintons tits being raped by my cunt
insect infested fuckbag
addicted to evicerated cunt chuncks
fucking dead bloated whores
menstral whore rape
ejaculate on jesus' rotted cunt
crusty mayonaisse cunt scabs
your mom sucks my dick with a bridge under it masturbate with sandpaper
autopsy cunt
library card whore police
vulva cunt
fisting your dogs bowels
bowel bitch
faggot massacre
born to slaughter the fags
homosexual bloodbath
jerking off with pussy blood
take it like a man...in the ass you queer
notorious FAG killer
fuck tupacs dead rotting orfices
raping a bitches cunt
kiddie porn makes me cum in jesus's cunt
vaginal haemorrage
cannibalizing jesus' rotted cunt
regurgitated dog balls


Now thats just nasty! biggrin


Isn't ejaculated whore a Prince side project?
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Oh my (good fuckin') god!! omg

While searching for songs to post on this thread I found this.

Artist. Ejaculated Whore





raping rectal semen sluts
womb fuck
mucus fuck with slut whores
raping the cunts of baggage claim fags
autopsy gang bang
bile indulgance with tits dripping scum on my face menstrual shit cakes
granola fags wrapped in cummy loads of ass whores
testicle cunt
picking up my severed tits from the middle of my moms whore
homosex is illegal..so die faggot!!
my cock bubbles up and blisters
rusty blades inserted into faggot genitalia cockroach infested cunt
taco bell abortion party
circle jerk on a dolphin carcass
cummy scabs made from whores
fuckin tit cunts pussy dyke tit
star wars is for homos who have a death wish drag queen shit bath transsexual killer
bi sexuals go bye bye with my baseball bat
put your dick on the ground so i can ice skate over it
i killed a whore cunt tit fuck slut with a crowbar put your head behind my tire while i back up slaughtering the menstrual dykes
shit faced whores cum on filthy cocks
bloodbath at the faggot convention
smelly pussy makes me ejaculate on my legs severed cunts make me cum
eating out my dads pussy
staple shut whore cunts
raping the crippled sluts
lesbian autopsy fuck sluts
cunt feast on the retard bus
my mom packs a 12 inch cock
i left my dick on the subway gutted cock dissection
refrigerate old cunts so theyre fresh when i eat them
her pussy bleeds maggot juice
worms crawl from the tip of my cock
raping a fucking deformed bitch
luring little girls into my house so i can mutilate and fuck their pussies
god raped my cat
jesus fisted my dick
jesus came inside his own mouth
suck on my sweaty balls or die
jesus fucked his own ass with the crucifix
your sister has a dick
toaster oven whore fuck
abortion whore masturbating in a shit filled toilet
i pledge alleiance to your ass
masturbating a horse
making a donkey spin on my cock
tunafish smeared on my cunt
admiring the rape of a catholic school girl while i jerk off
tasty cunt
dykes should geth thier tits chopped
off
hooker killer
prostitute skullfuck with my car door bonfire of the fucking faggots
decomposing farm animal fuck
shit whore old lady labia licking
fetish for rectal carnage
cunt juice fetish
god rapes my cunt
i buttfucked the virgin mary
i fucked your sister blind
rectal bleeding
fisting your dad
baptized in dog shit
i raped your dog with a hammer
fecal whore
inbreeding the neighborhood pets
nun fuck with priest cunt
blowing chunky loads on monkey brains
gat packin motherfuckin cuntbags
cum bath with my sisters menstrual shit
eat my shit you faggot
shitwhore lick my fuck hole
rape my tits
69 on my cat
i use my grandmas corpse as a cumrag
bill clintons tits being raped by my cunt
insect infested fuckbag
addicted to evicerated cunt chuncks
fucking dead bloated whores
menstral whore rape
ejaculate on jesus' rotted cunt
crusty mayonaisse cunt scabs
your mom sucks my dick with a bridge under it masturbate with sandpaper
autopsy cunt
library card whore police
vulva cunt
fisting your dogs bowels
bowel bitch
faggot massacre
born to slaughter the fags
homosexual bloodbath
jerking off with pussy blood
take it like a man...in the ass you queer
notorious FAG killer
fuck tupacs dead rotting orfices
raping a bitches cunt
kiddie porn makes me cum in jesus's cunt
vaginal haemorrage
cannibalizing jesus' rotted cunt
regurgitated dog balls


Now thats just nasty! biggrin

That's some profound shit. nod
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