"L.A. FACE WIT DAT OAKLAND BOOTY"

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"L.A. FACE WIT DAT OAKLAND BOOTY"

funkpill will be back friday woot!

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Reply #1 posted 12/17/13 11:58am

JoeTyler
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Reply #2 posted 12/17/13 1:28pm

XxAxX

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Queen Elizabeth

is this thread about ass?

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Reply #3 posted 12/17/13 2:27pm

nursev	men but ole girl is wrong for that g string with those white pants and the dog is cool too
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Reply #4 posted 12/17/13 2:49pm

chocolate1

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Hahahaha!

"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #5 posted 12/17/13 4:36pm

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lol

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.

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Reply #6 posted 12/17/13 6:08pm

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OH SHIT!!!! eek

there really is a dog drivin in the pic...

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Reply #7 posted 12/18/13 8:16am

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KingBAD said:

OH SHIT!!!!

there really is a dog drivin in the pic...

spit That's just sad! lol

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Reply #8 posted 12/18/13 12:43pm

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HatrinaHaterwitz said:

KingBAD said:

OH SHIT!!!!

there really is a dog drivin in the pic...

That's just sad!

hehehe

i was pointin out that it was almost HUMPDAY

i had no idea there were other things in play

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Reply #9 posted 12/18/13 3:41pm

babynoz	Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise.
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Reply #10 posted 12/18/13 11:29pm

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KingBAD said:

funkpill will be back friday

Lord, lord, lord... cool

Nice but 2 much 4 me.

Funny dog though.

Rest in Peace Bettie Boo. See u soon.

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Reply #11 posted 12/19/13 3:28am

ThisOne	There is writing on her arse or she sat in a newspaper mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #12 posted 12/19/13 7:09am

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ThisOne said:
There is writing on her arse or she sat in a newspaper

it says "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MAY BE IN VIOLATION OF SOME LAW OR A MIDGET. IF YOU'RE A MIDGET, FOLLOW ME. I LOVE MIDGETS"

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Reply #13 posted 12/19/13 3:39pm

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KingBAD said:

ThisOne said:
There is writing on her arse or she sat in a newspaper

it says "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MAY BE IN VIOLATION OF SOME LAW OR A MIDGET. IF YOU'RE A MIDGET, FOLLOW ME. I LOVE MIDGETS"

No, it doesn't! no no no!

It crystal clearly says..."IF YOU CAN READ THIS...ORGNOTE HATRINAHATERWITZ...for her Paypal account info...so that YOU may financially contribute to HER happiness and well-being!" nod

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Reply #14 posted 12/19/13 4:10pm

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geek

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Reply #15 posted 12/19/13 7:43pm

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A young guy from N. J. moves to Fla. He goes to a big "everything under one roof" store looking for a sales job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in New Jersey."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says "$101,237.65."
The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
"Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
"So I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft."
"Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK?!"
The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"

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Reply #16 posted 12/19/13 7:45pm

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I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for.

She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was really embarrassed by the whole procedure. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No, not really.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it were empty. It was. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was stand there with my mouth open and nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked. I said, 'sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

Then she beat the shit out of me....

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Reply #17 posted 12/19/13 7:46pm

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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.

"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!

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