I Saw an ad online ad for ''needing someone to assinate celebrities and make sheeple people think reptilian people aren't real''

I applied, and got a call a week later. I went in today, and they told me i had to have a huge gay sex orgy with Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and Chris Brown to prove i was down. I was like nah son, then they were like what you racists? we at the illuminati do not believe in racism or any color or creature! take your ass out and learn some manners.

True story.

I would be honored to serve as your Illuminati mentor.

It was bizzare... they said Bruno Mars Grenade was about baphomet and that Nirvana were the GODS of rock n roll.

n you know what that's in reference to.

lazycrockett said:

n you know what that's in reference to.

No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage of the servants of the LORD, and their righteousness is of me, saith the LORD.

Will Smith's words that his children don't understand.

Those guys seem pushy, huh?

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Hmmmm.... you had to assinate people huh

aardvark15 said:

That shit is all around us and you dont even know it

Gunsnhalen said:

I Saw an ad online ad for ''needing someone to assinate celebrities and make sheeple people think reptilian people aren't real''

I applied, and got a call a week later. I went in today, and they told me i had to have a huge gay sex orgy with Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and Chris Brown to prove i was down. I was like nah son, then they were like what you racists? we at the illuminati do not believe in racism or any color or creature! take your ass out and learn some manners.

True story.

TonyVanDam said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I Saw an ad online ad for ''needing someone to assinate celebrities and make sheeple people think reptilian people aren't real''

I applied, and got a call a week later. I went in today, and they told me i had to have a huge gay sex orgy with Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and Chris Brown to prove i was down. I was like nah son, then they were like what you racists? we at the illuminati do not believe in racism or any color or creature! take your ass out and learn some manners.

True story.

I didn't tell them anything about you i promise

Gunsnhalen said:

TonyVanDam said:

I didn't tell them anything about you i promise

I can't join the Illuminati even if I wanted too because there are no blacks in the family bloodline. And I will NEVER be a pawn neither because I refused to sell-out to the Baphomet.

I did the same thing! Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and Chris Brown... yep yep yep... but they were in special body suits .... looked more like the duck dynasty guys but they assured me it was just hollywood magic! it was a crazy week end.. i hope to hear back soon

FragileUndertow said:

FragileUndertow said:

That shit is all around us and you dont even know it