Aerogram said:

And you can have you some Haystack for $.24!!!

Get him while he's hot!

IceNine said:

But isn't it wrong to sell human beings?

Aerogram said:

Nah!

By the way, the last bid for me was $23 (Or did IceNine mean $24? That decimal point suggested 24cents. Surely Ice wouldn't be that unkind?), so you'll have to bid more than that if you want me.
[This message was edited Sat Mar 15 9:13:45 PST 2003 by Haystack]

Saddam. Going for a very special deal: Buy one get one free. Only $2.99.

Lot 7: Aerogram

The hairy-chested HyperOrger (not quite StrataOrger) is now up for auction. With a string of humourous threads, this Orger is GUARANTEED to turn even the dullest day into a laughathon.

Bidding starts at $89

That starting bid for IceNine has GOT to be lowered.

Haystack said:

I refuse to buy you at such bargain prices. I bid 100 $ Canadian Tire dollars.
[This message was edited Sat Mar 15 9:44:31 PST 2003 by Aerogram]

minneapolisgenius said:

You may make payments for a year or two... we can work out a payment plan.

IceNine said:

Are you on K-Mart Blue Light Special this week? It doesn't matter, because I'm not putting you on lay-away!!

minneapolisgenius said:

Not lay-away... you will get a payment book, much like a car loan.

IceNine said:

Oh, ok. That sounds like a pretty good deal then.
Are there any extra features I should know about?

Aerogram said:

Wow, I'm flattered. Well, I've got no morals at all. I would try to buy you cheaper, but seeing as the starting price was $89, I'll bid $90.
You'd better be worth it.

minneapolisgenius said:

You don't need a manual to get the ride you desire... just pull the stick, hit the gas and hang on!

IceNine said:

Yeah, but I heard your kind runs out of gas pretty quickly.

minneapolisgenius said:

Then you heard very wrong... I am fuel-efficient and sporty.

Did they forget about me?

When does the bidding end?

I bid $89.00 for me and $25.00 for Haystack.

But I want to know if IceNine is the Yugo of the Org world?

REDFEATHERS said:

Bidding ends when this thread hits page 2. Then we see who owns which Orger.

Oh, and $108 for you and $42 for myself. And I may as well go for ian at $95.

minneapolisgenius said:

If a Yugo is fast, sexy, sporty and never runs out of gas...

Can I sell my 2the9s? I've had him for some time now and I'm bored of him. I'll unstrap him from my bed and allow him to be sold on this thread.

Bidding starts at $32

TheOrger said:

You'd have to be insane to pay that much!

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I'll throw in 200 chocolate WonkaBars.

TheOrger said:

Sold!

I bid $36 for 2the9s and the WonkaBars.

The Crying of Lot Zthe9s: Special low price of my . Get ten of these suckers for the price of one!

I bid a max of $1000 on ian. Sorry, folks, but I need to own him so he can only moderate me when I say he can moderate me.

Haystack said:

$108.01 for you and $42.02 for me...I am running outta money, just calling my bank manager now, and btw you can have ian...wanna swap?

$250 for Red then we can go out and play my sister you'd have to live in the shed though... or the drawer under my bed

JaneyPoos said:

JaneyPoos can you afford it? I dont wanna be a waste of your money.. but if we put our dosh together, maybe we can beat The Orger, cos I dont know who he is and he wants me and I am scared...


Maybe he will have me working at his chocolate factory and take me home and do unthinkable things involving me, him and chocolate bunnies...

REDFEATHERS said:

Yes I'm sure we can afford it whats the exchange rate like $20=£5 or something dumb i dunno

Split it between us then we have money left after 2 buy shiny things!