The following Orgers are now available for auction right here, right now.

Lot 1: MrBliss.

Duck obsessed Orger from down-under. Refreshing wit, innovative threads, huge cock (so I've been told).

Bidding starts at $49
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Lot 2: REDFEATHERS

Sexy but fucked up Orger from the UK with erotic avatar. Enjoys pulling the legs off ladybirds in spare time.

Bidding starts at $62
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Lot 3: ian

Mod and a God. This Oirish Orger uses his role as moderator to humourous effect. Only one ian left, so fast becoming a rarity.

Bidding starts at $90
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Lot 4: Haystack

Often mis-understood Orger whose hit-and-miss threads are as unpredictable as Cloudbuster's mood-swings. Multi-millionaire, but doesn't tell others about it.

Bidding starts at $3.20
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Lot 5: Therapy

UK Orger whose upper arms are permanently fixed in a horizontal position (see her profile pic), causing her untold trouble when it comes to sex. Has yet to join a theatre group.

Bidding starts at $65
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Lot 6: IceNine

The world's first StrataOrger - This legend of the Org has created some of the most popular threads ever and is a highly sought-after rarity.

Bidding starts at $150
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Those are the first few lots. Whoever bids the most, before the thread dies of death, will get the Orger that they've bidded for. Orgers can, if they wish, bid for themselves therefore saving them the embarrassment of being owned by another Orger.

If anybody has got any other Orgers they would like to put up for auction, please use this thread to do so.

$55 for MrBliss

I will put the first bid in for myself, at $62.05..

$71 for REDFEATHERS

What am I talking about? I can make more money in an hour working the streets in Kings Cross...

I'll bid $63 for Redfeathers. Sexy, yes very! Certainly not f*** up! A bit of a charcter, aye. Not to sure about the Ladybird theory!

What do I get for my money? Is this cyber slavery?

TheOrger said:

$71.59 for me...please dont bankrupt me, I want me all to myself..

ScottNPG said:

I've already bidded more.

$73 dollars for REFEATHERS!

ScottNPG said:

You have been outbid SottNPG

$74 for REDFEATHERS. I want that Orger.

$76.00 for me again

$4.00 for Haystack, he charges me $50.00 for my therapy sessions so if I can buy him for $4.00, I am onto a winning streak!

TheOrger said:

and what will you do with me?

REDFEATHERS said:

$78 now. We could do things together. You'd like me.

I'll have to buy myself for $5.98

$20 for Haystack. I want to ensure it's me that he plays dutch ovens with (again, minus the rimming part...).

$23 for Haystack

My orange tongue would like to explore his body.

$66 for Therapy.

We could own each other. Please outbid that disturbing Oompah-Loompah, cheers.

MOONBEAM and TRON ~ Sold only as a pair! Creative, witty, sensual, intelligent, adventersome, OH SO KNOWLEDGABLE about music and they SHARE!!! I will start the bidding at 777.!!!

$779 for Moonbeam and TRON.

A nickel for that fat ass bitch IceNine. That's about all he's worth. You've overpriced him, I'm afraid. Pay attention to your equilibrium prices and all that next time...

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Well, seeing as no-one's bothered to bid for him yet, you can start the bidding at a nickel.

But I'll bid $1.50.

Haystack said:

$1.51.

$1.72

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I'll bid one lukewarm plate of borscht and a five pound portion of sheep intestines for BattierBeMyDaddy.

I love that young minx!!!

Haystack said:

$2.59.

IceNine said:

Wow, that's a lot, sir... I'm glad I mean so much to you... So much you would give up your beloved plate of borscht.

Oh, my love.

I love me some Haystack.