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Thread started 11/16/13 11:42am

JoeTyler

I'm gonna have sex with probably the hottest woman I've ever seen (in the flesh)...

in barely two hours...

I can't wait

I feel butterflies in my stomach

I'm clean, ready and willing, champagne is cold, dinner is ready

omg time goes by so slowly...but I'm so happy/excited

God bless you all

[Edited 11/16/13 11:42am]

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Reply #1 posted 11/16/13 12:18pm

Tempest

What's for dinner Joe (besides your newest flame)? wink

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Reply #2 posted 11/16/13 1:07pm

JoeTyler

Tempest said:

What's for dinner Joe (besides your newest flame)? wink

anglerfish, mediterranean salad, mango, white wine-champagne

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Reply #3 posted 11/16/13 1:25pm

Tempest

Sounds good. ENJOY! biggrin

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Reply #4 posted 11/16/13 1:54pm

Shyra

Oh lawd, this isn't your boss or her daughter, is it?

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Reply #5 posted 11/16/13 2:35pm

Tempest

Shyra said:

Oh lawd, this isn't your boss or her daughter, is it?

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My gut tells me it isn't. wink

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However, I've been wrong before. giggle

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Reply #6 posted 11/16/13 5:07pm

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I have a few questions.... biggrin ............ So, HOW WAS IT? excited You posted that at 11:42 am, do you live in America?? And lastly, Are you Amanda's brother??
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Reply #7 posted 11/16/13 5:09pm

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Did she turn out to be a dude,again?

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Reply #8 posted 11/16/13 5:24pm

Dave1992

How much did you pay?

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Reply #9 posted 11/16/13 5:39pm

Tempest

69 horny tonk

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Reply #10 posted 11/16/13 9:56pm

kewlschool

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mad


talk to the hand


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Reply #11 posted 11/16/13 9:57pm

kewlschool

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And for the record:



99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #12 posted 11/17/13 1:32am

Tempest

I'm thinking. . . it must have been good since Joe hasn't been back to share yet. Maybe she spent the night and we'll get all the details later today. nod

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Either that, or the date was a flop (ie, she turned out to be a dude) & he doesn't wanna share with us. wink

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Reply #13 posted 11/17/13 11:07am

dJJ

Is she a collegue?

Have you been dating her or is this your first date?

What music did you put on?

What kind of massage oil did you use?

Did you shave and did she shave?

If she is not somebody you know from work, or the mother of somebody you know from work, where did you meet?


Besides beautiful and hot, do you get along and why?

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Reply #14 posted 11/17/13 12:07pm

JoeTyler

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·No, I don't live in the US (Sacramento) anymore wink

·Amanda's brother? who's that? lol

·No, he was not a guy (I'm kinda bored of men, soooooooooo easy to conquer bored it takes the "fun of the hunt" away)

·I didn't pay for sex with her falloff , but I paid for everything else lol, n' the champagne wasn't cheap let me tell ya lol

·brag camp is alive and well

·yeah she spent the night and I consider that a personal success

·she's not a daughter of someone I know, lol, but she's (39) one the best friends of my boss...yeah, yeah I know, slippery (you may think), reckless even, but no, don't worry, it was my boss who introduced me to her eek, so I don't discard a future (and glorious) threesome...

·the dinner was a triumph I think, even though she ended slighty drunk, which could mean different things but I didn't give a damn

·as for the sex...the usual music (soft instrumental stuff), soft lights, she was fully shaved (I trimmed my willy/chest/legs but I refuse to shave my entire body), GREAT oral foreplay and then many different positions, I had taken a load off my feet some hours ago so I was prepared for some hot 40-45 minutes)

that's all folks, thanks for your interest, appreaciate it

oral

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Reply #15 posted 11/17/13 12:40pm

dJJ

JoeTyler said:

the answers

·No, I don't live in the US (Sacramento) anymore wink

·Amanda's brother? who's that? lol

·No, he was not a guy (I'm kinda bored of men, soooooooooo easy to conquer bored it takes the "fun of the hunt" away)

·I didn't pay for sex with her falloff , but I paid for everything else lol, n' the champagne wasn't cheap let me tell ya lol

·brag camp is alive and well

·yeah she spent the night and I consider that a personal success

·she's not a daughter of someone I know, lol, but she's (39) one the best friends of my boss...yeah, yeah I know, slippery (you may think), reckless even, but no, don't worry, it was my boss who introduced me to her eek, so I don't discard a future (and glorious) threesome...

·the dinner was a triumph I think, even though she ended slighty drunk, which could mean different things but I didn't give a damn

·as for the sex...the usual music (soft instrumental stuff), soft lights, she was fully shaved (I trimmed my willy/chest/legs but I refuse to shave my entire body), GREAT oral foreplay and then many different positions, I had taken a load off my feet some hours ago so I was prepared for some hot 40-45 minutes)

that's all folks, thanks for your interest, appreaciate it

oral




but she's (39) one the best friends of my boss...yeah, yeah I know, slippery (you may think), reckless even, but no, don't worry, it was my boss who introduced me to her eek, so I don't discard a future (and glorious) threesome...


So, is 39 somehow a desirable age for young guys?


I mean, I would think young guys can have sex with young pretty girls, why would they prefer women of almost 40? What's up with that?


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Reply #16 posted 11/17/13 12:43pm

dJJ

JoeTyler said:

the answers

·No, I don't live in the US (Sacramento) anymore wink

·Amanda's brother? who's that? lol

·No, he was not a guy (I'm kinda bored of men, soooooooooo easy to conquer bored it takes the "fun of the hunt" away)

·I didn't pay for sex with her falloff , but I paid for everything else lol, n' the champagne wasn't cheap let me tell ya lol

·brag camp is alive and well

·yeah she spent the night and I consider that a personal success

·she's not a daughter of someone I know, lol, but she's (39) one the best friends of my boss...yeah, yeah I know, slippery (you may think), reckless even, but no, don't worry, it was my boss who introduced me to her eek, so I don't discard a future (and glorious) threesome...

·the dinner was a triumph I think, even though she ended slighty drunk, which could mean different things but I didn't give a damn

·as for the sex...the usual music (soft instrumental stuff), soft lights, she was fully shaved (I trimmed my willy/chest/legs but I refuse to shave my entire body), GREAT oral foreplay and then many different positions, I had taken a load off my feet some hours ago so I was prepared for some hot 40-45 minutes)

that's all folks, thanks for your interest, appreaciate it

oral




What? That's all??

I want the full low down of the massages.

Another question, do you think your boss will feel disposable if she finds out you also did it with her best friend, and will she care about it.

Or did she introduce you, because she knew you would make a pass and she figured her best friend deserved a treat?

And when do you invite them both over for your threesome diner? Will you serve whipped cream?

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #17 posted 11/17/13 12:48pm

JoeTyler

dJJ said:

JoeTyler said:

the answers

·No, I don't live in the US (Sacramento) anymore wink

·Amanda's brother? who's that? lol

·No, he was not a guy (I'm kinda bored of men, soooooooooo easy to conquer bored it takes the "fun of the hunt" away)

·I didn't pay for sex with her falloff , but I paid for everything else lol, n' the champagne wasn't cheap let me tell ya lol

·brag camp is alive and well

·yeah she spent the night and I consider that a personal success

·she's not a daughter of someone I know, lol, but she's (39) one the best friends of my boss...yeah, yeah I know, slippery (you may think), reckless even, but no, don't worry, it was my boss who introduced me to her eek, so I don't discard a future (and glorious) threesome...

·the dinner was a triumph I think, even though she ended slighty drunk, which could mean different things but I didn't give a damn

·as for the sex...the usual music (soft instrumental stuff), soft lights, she was fully shaved (I trimmed my willy/chest/legs but I refuse to shave my entire body), GREAT oral foreplay and then many different positions, I had taken a load off my feet some hours ago so I was prepared for some hot 40-45 minutes)

that's all folks, thanks for your interest, appreaciate it

oral




but she's (39) one the best friends of my boss...yeah, yeah I know, slippery (you may think), reckless even, but no, don't worry, it was my boss who introduced me to her eek, so I don't discard a future (and glorious) threesome...


So, is 39 somehow a desirable age for young guys?


I mean, I would think young guys can have sex with young pretty girls, why would they prefer women of almost 40? What's up with that?


jezz 39 is still young

I hate this whole 00s-10s obsession about what's old and what's not...

young pretty girls are USUALLY full of issues, or inexperience, or arrogance, or a combination of all those elements...

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Reply #18 posted 11/17/13 12:51pm

JoeTyler

dJJ said:

JoeTyler said:

the answers

·No, I don't live in the US (Sacramento) anymore wink

·Amanda's brother? who's that? lol

·No, he was not a guy (I'm kinda bored of men, soooooooooo easy to conquer bored it takes the "fun of the hunt" away)

·I didn't pay for sex with her falloff , but I paid for everything else lol, n' the champagne wasn't cheap let me tell ya lol

·brag camp is alive and well

·yeah she spent the night and I consider that a personal success

·she's not a daughter of someone I know, lol, but she's (39) one the best friends of my boss...yeah, yeah I know, slippery (you may think), reckless even, but no, don't worry, it was my boss who introduced me to her eek, so I don't discard a future (and glorious) threesome...

·the dinner was a triumph I think, even though she ended slighty drunk, which could mean different things but I didn't give a damn

·as for the sex...the usual music (soft instrumental stuff), soft lights, she was fully shaved (I trimmed my willy/chest/legs but I refuse to shave my entire body), GREAT oral foreplay and then many different positions, I had taken a load off my feet some hours ago so I was prepared for some hot 40-45 minutes)

that's all folks, thanks for your interest, appreaciate it

oral




What? That's all??

I want the full low down of the massages. massages? no massages!, well unless you consider oral foreplay a massage!!

Another question, do you think your boss will feel disposable if she finds out you also did it with her best friend, and will she care about it.
Or did she introduce you, because she knew you would make a pass and she figured her best friend deserved a treat?

she's not my girlfriend, and I'm not her boyfriend, she'll understand, damn she probably knows about it already...


And when do you invite them both over for your threesome diner? Will you serve whipped cream? damn...$$$$$

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Reply #19 posted 11/17/13 1:27pm

dJJ

JoeTyler said:

dJJ said:




What? That's all??

I want the full low down of the massages. massages? no massages!, well unless you consider oral foreplay a massage!!

Another question, do you think your boss will feel disposable if she finds out you also did it with her best friend, and will she care about it.
Or did she introduce you, because she knew you would make a pass and she figured her best friend deserved a treat?

she's not my girlfriend, and I'm not her boyfriend, she'll understand, damn she probably knows about it already...


And when do you invite them both over for your threesome diner? Will you serve whipped cream? damn...$$$$$

Well, if she introduces you to more friends in the future, make sure she is not asking favors from her friends. Maybe she's pimping you, without you knowing it........ cool

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