What kind of junk mail have you received but refused to open?

no! where can i get more information about this though??? urgently!!!

Does it work? :O

I get that everyday...


Hello AnjiPanji!

seriously, though. i prefer these to the ones from those "Greetingswishes" people. they're merciless.

I got one with this title: "Learn how to pick up hot chicks". It was obvious spam since I'm into dicks, not chicks

AaronFantastic said:

Sorry Aaron, I refused to open the email (in spite of receiving it twice).

SuperC said:

Do you need to find out?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

the one that cracks me up is the "pink pussy update" i've never bothered to open it, it's just the title and that *I* get it

Anji said:

Don't tell :O

REDFEATHERS said:

Please tell me you have NOT got a penis.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Althom your birthday aint until tomorrow, that is according to your profile

Mine is Monday St Pattys day

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

It's the 14th March here. Wwwwooowwwooo!

I dont think that's a very good idea fellas, as you all know there are side effects and who knows the effect might get reversed by accident and you know what that means, WHERE'S IT AT? :LOL:

althom said:

Oops!! Forgot that others exist outside of my dimension Happy Birthday!! YAY!

Paisley said:

Gives an "inny" a whole new meaning

REDFEATHERS said:

Me too!! When are they gonna realize I am a chic and dont have a penis!!

If had my penis enlarged everytime I get a mail like that, then I could have tied it around the world by now.

Just block them, never use the 'unsubscribe' button 'cause then they know your account works and all hell will turn loose!

Erik.

Anji said:

hmmm, maybe someone's trying to tell you something... just a thought.

Six words: safe and natural schlong IS GOOD.

Anything from an unknown source goes unopened. If I know you & it's an attachment or forwarded message, I probably won't open that either...

CalhounSq said:

yes, i fuckin' hate forwards... almost more than anything else, i hate them... i once blocked my own mother, because she wouldn't stop sending me forwards... ...

I got one with the heading, "My Wife is a Horny Slut--Want to See Her Pictures?" or something like that. I get about ten a day.

I keep getting an email that says "Wanna see the Eminem and Ginger Lynn sex video?" or something like that...lol...

luv4thepurple1 said:

Here, here! Also, that I don't need it to 'please my woman.'

DavidEye said:

At least that's better than a penis-growing offer when you don't even have one.

I got a really, really sick one about watching a cop rape a woman. That's when I absolutely knew that things are officially over the top.

Judging from the number of African diplomats e-mailing me for help in multibillion-dollar international transactions, I'm a VERY well-reputed man. I dunno why I'm wasting so much time on the org with you broke infidels.

minneapolisgenius said:

Surely that's better than, 'Your Wife is a Horny Slut--Want to See Our Pictures?'