THAT'S RIGHT!!!

Look . . . . she's smiling too!

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Yea for HUMP DAY!

Hump Day...........

Tempest said:

Y'all nasty.

BobGeorge909 said:

Tempest said:

Look . . . . she's smiling too!

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Yea for HUMP DAY!

How do u know that's a she... [Edited 11/6/13 8:10am]

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Male animals know when female animals are in season. Trust me, it's a female.

Tempest said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Tempest said: How do u know that's a she... [Edited 11/6/13 8:10am]

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Male animals know when female animals are in season. Trust me, it's a female.

GENIE WIT A BADGE

TWO MEN are drivin through texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.

the cop walks over and taps on the driver's window with a nightstick.

the driver lets down his window and WHACK

the cop bops him in the head with the nightstick.

the driver asks "WHUT WAS THAT FOR???"

cop says " you're in texas son. when we pull you over,

you'd better have your license out and ready when we get to your car..."

the driver says "oh, 'scuse me. i'm not from these parts, i didn't know"

everything checks out with the driver, no warants, no tickets.

the cop walks over to the other side and taps on the window.

the passenger lets the window down and WHACK the cop pops

him in the head with the nightstick.

the guy cries out :WHUT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???"

the cop says "just makin your wish come true"

the guy says "WHUT WISH???"

the cop says " i know that two miles down the road,

you were gonna turn to your buddy over there and tell him

"i wish that asshole woulda tried that shit with me"

i crack me up

three drunks flag down a cab in NEW YORK

the cab-driver, seein they are really drunk,

decides to play a trick on them.

after they got in, he revs the engine a couple of time

and jerks the wheel from side to side a few times.

he revs the engine again then cuts the car off.

"we're here" he says

the first drunk pulls out a wad of cash and pays

sayin "thank buddy, keep it all"

the second drunk says "the best ride ever"

and those two jump out.

the third drunk smacks the driver in the head.

the driver asks "why you do this?" thinkin he was caught.

the drunk says

"that was for drivin too fast and almost killin us back there"

happy friday is what day it iz!

Yep, it's Hump Friday! :